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- Me, Myself, and I
- Choose Life.Choose a job.Choose a career.Choose a family.Choose a fucking big television,choose washing machines,cars,compact disc players nd electrical tin openers.Choose good health,low cholesterol,nd dental insurance.Choose fixed interest mortgage repayments.Choose a starter home.Choose ur friends.Choose leisurewear nd matching luggage.Choose a three-piece suite on hire purchase in a range of fucking fabrics.Choose DIY nd wondering who the fuck u are on Sunday morning.Choose sitting on that couch watching mind-numbing,spirit-crushing game shows,stuffing fucking junk food into ur mouth.Choose rotting away at the end of it all,pissing ur last in a miserable home,nothing more than an embarrassment to the selfish,fucked up brats u spawned to replace urselves.Choose ur future.Choose life..But why would I want to do a thing like that? I chose not to choose life.I chose somethin' else.And the reasons?There are no reasons.Who needs reasons when you've got heroin..
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he's no gangster..just a wankster..gwan!
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- things that are small and round...usually blue, dont talk back, are always on time and dont smell wen it gets warm out...they taste great with ice and a straw....
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- carlsberg..all the way..Skittles! then anything after that really..except rum nd jd..cant drink em any more..just need sam nd her magic skittle makin hands..
martini is gods gift to me......ha - SAXO VTR
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Thinking Of You
Lying all alone and restless
unable to lose this image
sleepless, unable to focus on
anything but your surrender
Tugging a rhythm to the vision that's in my head
Tugging a beat to the sight of you lying
So delighted with a new understanding
Something about a little evil that makes that
Unmistakable noise I was hearing
Unmistakable sound that I know so well
Spent and sighing with a look in your eye
Spent and sighing with a look on your face like
Sweet revelation sweet surrender
sweet, sweet surrender
Surrender...
Tugging a rhythm to the vision that's in my head
Tugging a beat to the sight of you lying
So delighted with a new understanding
Something about a little evil that makes that
Unmistakable noise I was hearing
Unmistakable sound that I know so well
Spent and sighing with a look in your eye
Spent and sighing with a look on your face like
Sweet revelation sweet surrendering
Sweet revelation sweet
Thinking of you, thinking
Thinking of you, Thinking of you, Thinking of you, thinking...
Sweet revelation sweet surrendering
Sweet revelation
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epileptic spunk bubble of life..
I once injected Soduim Chloride into my arm as
a backyard dare.At first nothing happened but
then a week later whilst I was farming the
ocean floor in Seatle,I suddenly transformed
into some kind of Mutant organism.Although my
appearence wasnt altered, I somehow gained
supernatural super powers. I had become a superhero
and with my new found power to have my limbs
taste of tablesalt at will I intended to rid
our street of Crime and Jews.But instead
they just locked me up in this Stupid Mental
institute where they riddle me with meat injections
to keep me quiet. Please help,their all mad in here!
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PURE BRILLIANCE!
Hello Chris.This is the president of the united states.
Recent chemical studies by our harvard scientists have
been most shocking.I hate it is me that has to give
you this news.Our scientists have recovered a gene
from a cell strand that we are now calling the Chris
gene.It is a gene of total homosexuality.It has been
proven that if one were even to look at the gene they
would turn completely gay within a matter of seconds.
One volunteer was admistered 0.025 miligrams of a
solution recovered from the chris cell strand.
Within a matter of seconds he was rampaging
the laboratory atempting blatent rodgery of any male
he came in contact with.We were forced to admister
him a shotgun to the face and he was rendered un-alive
until further notice. Another candidate was injected
with 2 pints of the solution and he simply burst into
a billion fragments..fragments of pure gayness!
His parents were so distraught that they ate themselves.
unfortunalty this is all ur fault! u should be ashamed!peace!
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Alan Doyle3 weeks agoJust reminding yas incase you didn know, Party is on this friday so better get the costumes out, head dwn after 8 alright c ya den.
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Alan Doyle5 weeks ago
Halloween party in mine either 30th or 31st. You know the rules dress up or be left outside hah same goes for your wife
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Stephen Farrell11 weeks ago5th september my 21st break for the border hope u kan go
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Laura K
i think u have a little man crush on avoca.... im not gonna lie thats pretty creepy xxxxxxxx now go fetch me some cakes and sweets... GO XX i love you
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Hurley Is God13 weeks agohttp://www.collegehumor.com/video:19...
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Alan Doyle15 weeks ago
who won the bball match last nite fagbag??
Got me self a lil power washer only 40yoyos in halfords
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Stephen Farrell
really do u honestly and truly mean it yes of course ill let u tie that elephant to the electric cables jus b sure to shower first
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Hurley Is God22 weeks ago
MORTAL KOMBAT!!! do do dod dod odd odo do ododododo ....im listening to the song, its amazing.
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Hurley Is God23 weeks ago
wheres this "thirst" you had on thurday...eh???? hm???? bitch. rob is disappointed.
<---- Ryans Thought of rob when he is older
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