... I'm not as angry anymore at all. I really don't have any severe recent hates

PASTA FUCKING HUT. What CUNT decided it was a glorious idea to make a fucking pasta hut. I was perfectly happy with the pizzas you rat. Fuck pasta. Its not even that nice. theres only so much shit you can make with pasta, but pizza is a blank fucking canvas. And pasta. like fs. It has NO RING TO IT what so ever. "what are you doing to night?" ... "im going to fucking pasta hut" FUCKING PASTA HUT. Ill fucking hut your pasta you cunts...

Becki Houston's "Do you love it?!" lol!
Stop saying it!
(as of March 2009, she has indeed stopped saying it. Thank you)

Those cunts over at weetos took the weetos man of the box. What the fuck! The end of an era! RIP mate. As a result of this I sent the following email to those cunts at weetabix ...
Dear Weetabix,

I am nothing short of appalled at the fact you took Prof. Weetos of the Weetos box. What do you think you were playing at?

Not only was he a handsome, inspiring professor for the masses, but he was the icon of an era. I was close to tears on that fateful morning that I rose from the bed, in anticipation of reading the box, and admiring that inspiring character, to discover that he was gone. Since the removal of that man, mornings have never been the same.

Morning is the most important part of the day. If you start the day well, it goes well. If you start it bad (Like I've been doing ever since you took him of the box) the day goes bad. Now who am I left to look at? Those idiots Snap Crackle and Pop on Rice Crispies?!

I plan on organizing a national boycott of your Weetos product unless Prof. Weetos is returned to the front of the box, in his rightful place.

The era and rein of Mr Weetos, need not end here.

Got a reply there:
Dear Mr Donnelly,

Many thanks for your email.

I suppose phrases such as 'all good things must come to an end' or 'no one can go on forever' will be of little consolation to you. The Prof was well loved and served us superbly for many years but his retirement has been well earned.

We are sure the new look pack will catch on but the Prof, though gone, will not be forgotten.

I hope this is of some solace and thank you again for taking the time to contact us.

Yours sincerely

Dan Herrin
Consumer Services Manager
Weetabix Limited
tel. +44 (0) 1536 721566
fax +44 (0) 1536 724785


Everyone give this cunt a ring. Lets get Prof Weetos back on the box!

________________________________

People who put some sort of reference to GTA4 in their msn name suck as "Yeah, i totally pawned GTA4" .......... no one gives a fuck mate.

Flat pack furniture! What a bitch! My house is full of it.

Shit Sound men. AKA someone who spends the entire gig trying to cut out a tiny bit a feedback that isn't noticeable and ruins sets.

The fact that we didn't get study leave earlier! Its a full beast!!! YEAH BOY!

As Rory Harrison said, why the fuck don't they just make cream eggs all year round? I mean come on. There fucking sweet.

Just fuck up. Yeah... You know what I'm talking about. Thank god I have the ability to hate.

Don’t waste money on expensive iPods. Simply think of your favorite tune and hum it. To “switch tracks,” think of a different song.

Cinema Goers: Be considerate of pirate DVD viewers; piss before the film starts.

Rappers: Avoid saying "know what I’m sayin’" constantly by thinking first and then speaking clearly.

Don’t waste money on expensive paper shredders to prevent identity theft. Just drop a few dog turds in the same trash bag as your old bank statements.

Worried that your teeth will be stained after a heavy night of drinking red wine? Remove the stains by drinking a bottle of white wine before going to bed.

Soldiers: A digital camera will avoid all that messy court martial crap after a trip to the photo printers.

Murderers: Need to dispose of a body? Simply box it up and ship it to yourself via DHL. You'll never see it again.

Burglars: When fleeing from the police, wrap your right arm in a baby mattress in case the cops sic one of their dogs on you.

Employers: Avoid hiring unlucky people by tossing half the résumés in the trash.

Men: When listening to your favorite CD, turn up the sound to the volume you desire, and then turn it down three notches. This will save your wife from bitching about it and then doing it herself.

Gamblers: For a new gambling opportunity, try sending $100 to yourself by U. S. Mail.

Bang two pistachio shells together to give the impression that a very small horse is approaching.

Blind people: At least give yourself a chance of seeing by taking off those heavy dark glasses.

Alcohol makes an ideal substitute for happiness.

Drivers: If a car breaks down or stalls in front of you, beep your horn and wave your arms frantically. This should help the car start and send them on their way.

Car thieves: Don’t be discouraged when nothing is visible. All the valuables are probably hidden in the trunk.

Depressed people: Instead of attempting suicide as a "cry for help," simply shout "Help!" to save money on drugs.

Motorists: Avoid getting prosecuted for using your cell phone while driving. Hide it inside a large seashell and the cops will think you're listening to the ocean.

Shoes last twice as long if only worn every other day.

Single men: Convince people that you have a girlfriend by standing in the mall with several shopping bags while looking at your watch.

Boil an egg to perfection without costly egg timers by popping the egg into boiling water and driving away from your home at exactly 60 mph. After 3 miles, phone your wife and tell her to take the egg out of the pan.

Alcoholics: Don’t worry where the next drink is coming from; go to a pub, where large quantities are available at retail prices.

McDonald's: Make your take-out bags green in color so they blend in with the countryside after we throw them out the car window.

Women: Don’t waste energy faking orgasms. Most men couldn’t care less. Use the energy you save to clean the house.
__________________________
This is an actual essay written by a college applicant. The author,
Hugh Gallagher, now attends NYU.

3A. ESSAY: IN ORDER FOR THE ADMISSIONS STAFF OF OUR COLLEGE TO GET TO
KNOW YOU, THE APPLICANT, BETTER, WE ASK THAT YOU ANSWER THE FOLLOWING
QUESTION: ARE THERE ANY SIGNIFICANT EXPERIENCES YOU HAVE HAD, OR
ACCOMPLISHMENTS YOU HAVE REALIZED, THAT HAVE HELPED TO DEFINE YOU AS A
PERSON?

I am a dynamic figure, often seen scaling walls and crushing ice. I
have been known to remodel train stations on my lunch breaks, making
them more efficient in the area of heat retention. I translate ethnic
slurs for Cuban refugees, I write award-winning operas, I manage time
efficiently. Occasionally, I tread water for three days in a row.

I woo women with my sensuous and godlike trombone playing, I can pilot
bicycles up severe inclines with unflagging speed, and I cook
Thirty-Minute Brownies in twenty minutes. I am an expert in stucco, a
veteran in love,

Ok this has been a long time coming lol. I'll add to it when I can be bothered.

Richard Mc Court and Dominic Wood, better known as "Dick and Dom". Why are these two guys allowed on TV? Yeah sure there pretty funny and times, but with names like "Dick" and "Dom". I guess this is a kind of love because its hilarious, but seriously, with a name like that how are they allowed on tv? On "Are you smarter than a 10 year old?" They started to combined their names for a joke and started to say "DomDick" .. "DickDom", I was just waited for some cunt to pop up and go "DOM ON DICK!" Honestly, I don't think its fair throwing these jokes over kids heads as they just think its completely fine for two middle aged men to be called Dick and Dom.

Imitation cereals. Look here Asda and Tescos. You can't make Weetos like Weetos do, ok? stop trying. They taste like shit and are almost the same price. What do you think your playing at? My mum can't tell the difference between your shit and normal cereal so she buys it because u trick her and I'm stuck with crap to eat in the morning. The worst bit about it is, they probably ripped the piss out of some family form the middle east to get the resources to and supplies to make it..

People who say "Life is too short". Fuck up right now... life's the longest fucking thing you'll ever do.

Klaxons. Although I hate these guys with a passion for their claim to be in every genre in the history, but infact just present a bland wall of music that has been done before one million times in today's popular culture. Despite all this, today I have gained a small amount of respect for these idiots. They finally admitted "Nu-rave was a joke, that got out of hand". Thank you. So to MR. I'm making a statement by wearing yellow jeans, you deserve a shut the fuck up. The reason this whole style got out of hand was because it was distorted way past what the Klaxons started. Then Topman successfully dismantled it, pissed on it and dug a deep hole of respect that nurave will NEVER get out of as every random cunt in the uk started walking about with some harsh politically statements haha. So in short, nu rave is gone and I still hate the Klaxons.

I guess this one is a bit of a love, but I'm throwing it in. When people use really big words in the wrong place and at the wrong time. YES I am talking to you Matt Gault, it makes me laugh so much because it is hilarious when your playing golf and you hear That shot was simply delicious" or your eating a really nice pizza and you hear Matt Gault's voice over the top "This pizza is completely delirious".

Inflation. Ever year this thing sends 8% of torture to my life. Serious STOP making money. I was more than happy when a can of coke was 50 and a bottle was 75. It needs to stop, or at least slow down.

The Bible Code warnings. Haha. Watched a programme on this stuff the other day. The nuclear holocaust will destroy the world in 2006". Well some dick head got proper stoked right there. You can't just take letters from the bible, draw a few zigzag lines and say the world is going to end. Whats the next date they predicted, I heard something about 2009? :S Anyway it doesn't matter. The only possible argument for it is that it apperantly has predicted WWII, the cold war, JFK's assassination, but as some guy proved, you can do the exact same with the book Moby Dick and get same results. So it seems the bible codes can predict the future, but only AFTER its happened, just like practically any other novel can do...

Country Music. Ok Country music does have some cool aspects about it. But to be honest most of it is fucking shite. I like the way they are all ballads, but the cheesy corny crap that we usually hear is enough to make anyone sick. The whole business of line dancing that comes with it, is just homosexual. Sorry, but you DON'T look cool when your dancing in a stupid line with no shoes on.

Stupid