Ele Kirk
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Fille, 26,
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- de where I lay my hat, thats where I call home
- Statut sentimental : Fiancé(e)
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- Membre depuis: September 2006
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- À propos de moi
- "I might have guessed it. You look like Eleanor— you have that Eleanor look. You know what I mean." (F. Scott Fitzgerald 'This Side of Paradise)
Back at university. About time. I almost feel myself again (meaning: bitten nails, wine, coffee, red bull and cigarette intake all up, and a distinct lack of social contact. Both brain and body hurt)
- Music
- Sonic Youth, Wire, Led zeppelin, Stroszek, Love, The Black Keys, Camera Obscura, Interpol, The Broken Family Band, Rolling stones, BRMC, Sigor Ros, Blondie, Explosions in the Sky, Primal Scream, Rory Gallagher, The clash, Jeff Beck, Echo and the Bunnymen, Jimmy Hendrix, Kings of Leon, small faces, The Music, Blondie, Buzzcocks, Pixies, Pink Floyd, The Kinks, Jeff Buckley, John Martyn, The Psyuchadelic Furs, Joni Mitchell, Dylan (of course), The Chameleons, Janis Joplin, Canned Heat, The Golden Smog, The Cure, Frankie miller, Burt Bacharach, Maria Callas, Queen, Joy Division, Xavier Rudd, The Eagles of Death Metal, and ocassionally Guns and Roses(mostly welcome to the jungle whilst hoovering), ten years after, Jefferson Airplane, fleetwood mack, the band, jon spencer blues explosion, Robert Johnson, Sonny boy Williamson (all that mississippi delta blues stuff), The Velvet Underground, The Duke Spirit, Bjork, Magazine, The Wedding Present, Tom Waits, The Royal We, Bonnie Prince Billy
- Films
- Ele love, love, loves films- The Diving Bell and the Butterfly, The Shining, Almost Famous, This is Spinal Tap, Zoolander, Grizzly Man, Anchorman, Elf, Dodgeball, Clockwork Orange, Wild at Heart, True Romance, Gone with the Wind, Moby Dick, High Fidelity, Some Like it hot, Team America, The Truman Show, Eternal Sunshine, Withnail and I, Jack and Sarah, One flew over the Cucoos nest, Fear and Loathing in Las Vegas, Easy Rider, Akira, Sound of Music, Fire Walk with Me, The Third Man, The Constant Gardner, High Fidelity, Blade Runner, the Last King of Scotland
- hair
- big
- Scared Of
- Confined spaces. Aeroplanes, not coming first, at anything. Spontaneous combustion (particularly as I drink a fair bit, and smoke making me rather flammable on the whole). Talking in my sleep (particularly on public transport). Catching something from public toilets in Glasgow. MASSIVE PRESENTATIONS!!!!!
- Happiest When
- with friends, listening to good music and maybe a glass of sherry, maybe playing the spoons. ribtickling. toe-curling.
- i like
- mystery and mysticism, rock and roll, dingy pubs (not wanky wine bars), love a ceidhl (except strip the willow- bad experience), dancing generally (break, jive, ballroom, pissed), I like pecan roasted coffee, cigarettes(they are cool and you know it), long walks and sunny crisp days, the kelvingrove (st john on the cross in partiuclar).I like hippy-rock chic, messy hair, tarot reading for friends (badly), Salvador Dali, picnics (especially with frescatos lased with liquor), witty repartee, the krytpon factor, Jack Nicholson and John Cusack, Robert Plant (the golden god), staying up late and getting up early (cause I'm hardcore), second hand/bric-a-brac shops, vintage clothing, taking boat trips, talking- a lot, UKtv history (esp. Simon Schama), star gazing, dream-analysis, and laughter (remember laughter?) Sir Ian of McCulloch (the man is a living legend).
- dislike
- Bad manners, ignorance and football (they are usually to be found in the same place). Going to bed when you are hungover, and knowing that the heebee jeebies await. Umbrella's and ironing (waste of time). And when bureaucracy gets in your way. Worse still is when you find yourself a part of it.
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..........I understand that 'Consistency is the hob goblin of little minds'0 commentaires 710 jours
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The Jeremy Kyle Game
If you like me have little to do, and little if anything resembling meaning in your life, why not start the day with a round of the Jeremy Kyle drinking game.
Any time you hear one of the following, take a shot of your choice (I prefer wine at this time of day, but anything really) you will be upside down by the first comercial break.
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"Whose name does it say up there? This is MY show and you listen to me!"
"You're not a man!"
"Go out, get a job, and work like the rest of us have to!"
"This is pathetic, YOU are pathetic."
"As any regular watcher will know, my brother had a cocaine addiction."
"As any regular watcher will know, I used to have a gambling problem."
"Disgraceful!" "You're a disgrace,sir!" "You're a disgrace madam!"
"Look at me!"
"Man to man"
"The Lie detector results are in....guess what?....YOU SIR ARE A LIAR!
"There's a kid invovled"
"You know who I feel sorry for?... the small child involved in all of this!"
"Everybody gets a chance to have their say on the Jeremy Kyle Show"
"Fair play"
"Let's bring in the other parts of the equation".
"Ladies and Gentlemen please welcome (Insert Stupid Name) to the Jeremy Kyle Show"
"I tell you what mate I'll give you two tickets to West Ham V Arsenal if you stop the drinking/drugs/violence (cure for everything)"
"A very brave Lady"
"We'll send you off to get help with Graeme"
"The Lie Detector is 96% accurate"
"ARE YOU TELLING ME THE LIE DECTECOR DOESN'T WORK!"
"Lets get Graeme on, here he is, the genius"
"As a father.."
"Don't think this is the end..oh no..when u least expect it ill turn up in your assembly hall"
"You sir, are nothing but a bare faced liar"
"You've just humiliated yourself on national TV"
"Your sitting there thinking your a hard man but to the thousands watching at home you just look like a little kid"
"So get off your backside and get down on your knees and start begging for forgiveness"
"I'm probably going to get slaughtered for this but.."
"So you think your one of the 4%?"
"Call us now ITS..09066 ITS..50 ITS..60 ITS..10"
"Ok, who phoned the show? Was it you?"
"Massive amount of respect for you for coming on the show"
"Do you even know how to spell contraception?"
"A mother in turmoil on the show ladies and gentleman"
"My name is Jeremy Kyle and this is my show"
"The voice of reason ladies and gentlemen!"
"Fair play to you for coming on"
"You two shouldn't be together"
"If i where you dear i'd run as far away from him as i could because you can do better"
"In 18months of doing this show, I have never..."
"You can shut up, you smoke cannabis"
"You buddy, well, your going to bootcamp"
"Mine and every other tax payers money..."
"Lets get him/her on"
"GET OFF MY STAGE!"
"Stop the swearing matey, I wont have it on my show"
"Im not scared of you like she is" (as huge bald security man walks over and stands beside him)
"Dont talk me me, talk to him/her"
"The thing i've learnt about doing this show is that the guest that comes out first is not always right, so please lets not pre-judge"
"I think there's right and wrong on both sides.."
"Sit back, take a deep breath, relax 'sweet'"
"The one thing we try to do on this show is be honest"
"Hello? Shut up a minute, this is my show, im talking now!"
"Unless im missing the point"
"You are below contempt!"
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Self Portrait
By David White
It doesn't interest me if there is one God or many gods.
I want to know if you belong or feel abandoned.
If you know despair or can see it in others.
I want to know if you are prepared to live in the world with its harsh need to change you. If you can look back with firm eyes saying this is where I stand.
I want to know if you know how to melt into that fierce heat of living falling toward the center of your longing.
I want to know if you are willing to live, day by day, with the consequence of love and the bitter unwanted passion of sure defeat.
I have been told, in that fierce embrace, even the gods speak of God
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| Lucky Color: | Turquoise |
| Personality Strengths: | Drive, Compassion |
| Personality Weakness(es): | Over-confidence |
| Successful Career Path: | Fashion |
| Sense of Humor Style: | Cliched |
| Adjectives to Describe You: | industrious, enterprising |
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| A hip non-conformist who truly stands for his/her beliefs - you are out to make a difference in this world, and you have a realistic chance of success. You have always been self-driven and derive your inspiration from those close to you. Ambitious - and why shouldn't you be - the sky is the limit for you! | |
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Il y a 12 semaines
Tracyt
I understand your situation! Facebook is way better.. And to think I used to be a bebo addict!! Need to turn everyone to facebook! Start a petition!
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Il y a 33 semaines
Cord
I do believe ahe has my dear. Amusing after the stink that was kicked up prior to the moving.
Not in flat yet another two weeks. Which sucks massive sweaty ass. Just counting down until moving day now. How's tricksd with you successfully educating the masses x x x -
Jamie MayIl y a 39 semainesi am indeed,
london has taken my soul...
i didnt think it possible but i lust for perthshire!
il pm u my number the noo.
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Il y a 39 semaines
Cord
Ha you're as bad as me. Although I have been awol for a whilst now and the 6th shall be my rebirth into society. Going to be a blast my lovely. I'm moist with excitement already x x
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Il y a 39 semaines
Simon Robb
Yo!
I'll be doing more or less the same thing as i do here in sunny Scotchland but i'll doing it with a dutch accent. I'll be plying my trade as a Business Objects consultant with Shell in The Hague. I start at the end of March so I'm mega busy at the moment getting all my bits 'n' bobs sorted for the move
Scary stuff!
I'll be missing the summer fest season this year so hopefully when i come back it'll be business as usual in the world of bespoke festivals.
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Jamie MayIl y a 39 semainesalrite m'dear!
hows thou?
i see ur in gtown on 13th, i also shall be there for a wee visit, 5 days n perth then 3 in glasgow-fully rescotchified!gime a buzz if u and ur band of merry mutants wana meet up for a drink.
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Il y a 39 semaines
Cord
I am also very confused. I had thought that you and the bev were coming to edinburgh as dictated by the stubes and the mike on friday the 6th. Was that wrong now i'm mighty confused. I can't do the saturday as is Lucy's birthday.
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Il y a 39 semaines
Cord
Is that March the 6th in the burg????? Am I correct??? I noticed you making smug plans with Mr Shatt daddy O. I shall be there on the 6th have the small person on the saturday afternoon though. Argh!!!
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Il y a 40 semaines
Cord
Oy oy me lady. How do? You in the middle of important uni type stuff, like being on bebo? I know it helped me! What's going down x x
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Il y a 40 semaines
Ally Anderson
course im bloody 20, the cheek!
and ive got the legs of an 18 year old (their in the suitcase with the rest of her).
im good thanks, just returned to londinium from a 'reading week' back in the shire. did a bit of snow boarding while i was up and saw the sights of perth but alas i am back to the grind of study.
whats your chat beeatch?
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Il y a 40 semaines
Dreverino
not sure dear - certainly not in the near future
its just so sunny and cava-y. you understand. but i shall visit when i have sufficient funds and demand to see ur engagement ring and then possibly steal it and pretend to sell it on ebay but not really and it will all have been a lovely joke. what do u think of that, eh?
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Il y a 41 semaines
Sara Whigham
There are some pretty cool houses near the Sherbrooke, equally 5 mins the othe way and there are some nasty houses too! It's quite reasonable price wise which is why we went for it, we looked at one devonshire gardens but it was too expensive. You should go look round just for the hell of it! It's soooooooo lovely.
So do you have a BA a masters and then another masters in a couple of years then the PHD? You'll have a million letters after your name! Is it in Politics? SOmetimes I fancy being a student again but then I can't really be bothered going back again! At least I'm sctualy using my degree! WHat are Will and Craig doing then? I haven't seen them for ages.
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Il y a 41 semaines
Sara Whigham
Hi Ele - congrats to you too! I've booked the Sherbrooke Castle hotel for my wedding which is in Pollokshields, for March next year. We are going to Cuba for the honeymoon, 3 days in Havana then the rest at a resort. Get some genuine communist authenticity! So excited! Have you made any plans yet? Are you still doing your masters/phd? I can't believe I've been working now for 2 years! The research industry is seemingly credit crunch proof so it's all good! Am officailly no longer a graduate, and the interest free overdraft runs out soon! Officially a grown up!
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Il y a 41 semaines
Cord
Na she's more a talking donkey made of chocolate kind of gal. Although I do think Laura is planning a toddler rave. Much like the McDonalds adverts but with three year olds.
Don't let the man get you down!!!!!!!!!!!! I'm applying for stinky jobs again so so so so so so so bored also. Booooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooo
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Why won't she be mine? I wish I was more attractive like Dagless, Oh well, one can only dream......................
Ele Kirk 0 réponsesI'd been hitting 9 Lynne! I just left, I couldn't stay after that.
Doug Daniel 0 réponses(That's what your one was, obviously)