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À propos de moi
Working at the moment will be home mid August.

From Forres, Scotland. Lived there all my life. Drive a Charade GTti, TVR Cerbera and a van. Work offshore in the North Sea. Enjoy partying when i'm home and partaking the sports listed below.
Music
Listenin to loads of 2 many djs at the moment, probably a bit too much really :L should vary things a little as variety is the spice of life. So fill in the silence with anything from Bloodhound Gang to ELO to Pendulum.
Films
Napoleon Dynamite, Pulp Fiction, Snatch, Lock Stock, Kill Bill, Lord Of War, Fight Club and All Adam Sandler Movies and all other Comedy Movies.
Sports
Skateboarding, snowboarding, mountainbikes and poker.
Scared Of
Standing in Dog eggs with bare feet.
The Cerbera!!!!!
Happiest When
Partying, general socializzzing and winning cash playing poker. being with keighleah

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  • Why Men make better Friends than Women.

    Friendship between Women:


    A woman didn't come home one night. The next morning she told her husband that she had slept over at a friend's house. The man called his wife's 10 best friends. None of them knew anything about it.

    Friendship between Men:

    A man didn't come home one night. The next morning he told his wife that he had slept over at a friend's house. The woman called her husband's 10 best friends, eight of whom confirmed that he had slept over, and two said that he was still there.

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  • New Year Party Joke.

    Wobbly and I were scheduled to attend a fancy dress party for New Years. Unfortunately I got a terrible headache and told Wobbly to go to the fancy dress party alone. He, being a devoted husband, protested, but I argued and said that I would take some aspirin and go to bed, and there was no need for his good time to be spoiled by me not going.

    So Wobbly took his costume and away he went.

    After sleeping soundly for about an hour, I woke without pain, and as it was still early, decided to go to the party. As Wobbly didn't know what my costume was, I thought I might have some fun by watching him to see how he acted when I was not with him. So I joined the party and soon spotted him in his costume, cavorting around on the dance floor, dancing with every nice 'chick' he could and copping a little feel here and a little kiss there. I then went up to him and being a rather seductive babe myself, he left his new partner high and dry and devoted his time to me. I let him go as far as he wished, naturally, since he was my husband. After more drinks he finally whispered a little proposition into my ear and I agreed, so off we went to one of the cars and had passionate intercourse in the back seat. Just before unmasking at midnight, I slipped away and went home and put the costume away and got into bed, wondering what kind of explanation he would make up for his outrageous behaviour.

    I was sitting up reading when Wobbly came in, so I asked what kind of time he had. 'Oh, the same old thing. You know I never have a good time when you're not there.' Then I asked,' Did you dance much?' He replied, I'll tell you; I never even danced one dance. When I got there, I met Pete, Bill Brown and some other guys, so we went into the spare room and played poker all night.

    'You must have looked really silly wearing that costume playing poker all night!' I with unashamed sarcasm. To which he replied, 'Actually, I gave my costume to your brother, apparently he had the time of his life'.

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  • English to Chinese Translations


    1) That’s not right.......... Sum Ting Wong

    2) Are you harboring a fugitive................... Hu Yu Hai Ding

    3) See me ASAP................. Kum Hia Nao

    4) Stupid Man........................... Dum Fuk

    5) Small horse...................... Tai Ni Po Ni

    6) Did you go to the beach?.................... Wai Yu So Tan

    7) I bumped in to a coffee table................. Ai Bang Mai Fa Kin Ni

    8) I think you need a face lift...................... Chin Tu Fat

    9) Its very dark in here........................... Wao So Dim

    10) I thought you were on a diet............... Wai Yu Mun Ching

    11) This is a tow away zone....................... No Pah King

    12) Staying out of sight.............................
    . Lei Ying Lo

    13) He's cleaning his automobile................ Wa Shing Ka

    14) Your body odor is offensive.................. Yu Stin Ki Pu

    15) Great..................... Fa Kin Su Pah
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  • Annemarie Stanford
    Annemarie Stanford

    Hello :) long time no see!! U fine? Been doin much??xxx

    Il y a 8 semaines via Mobile
  • Keighleah Kennedy
    luv Keighleah Kennedy

    ur always away never see u. and wen ur home ur out or on courses!

    Il y a 11 semaines
  • Kirsty Jayne Scott
    luv Kirsty Jayne Scott

    http://www.youtube.com/user/KirstyJa...

    Its not as good as our old original classic! We had to rush this as i had no battery on my camera, and my mum was picking me up in like 2mins!

    Hope you enjoy! We shall hopefully have more versions for you soon!

    Time to Say Goodbye Love! xoxoxoxoxox

    Il y a 12 semaines
  • LIsa Lashes
    LIsa Lashes

    EROTIQUE PRESENTS - LISA LASHES AND TIDY GIRLS TOMORROW AT CITY FALKIRK!

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    Il y a 13 semaines
  • David Theman
    David Theman

    do u no if its end of november or start?? just been working am headin up to forres on the 10th next month wen u bak?

    Il y a 13 semaines
  • Dave Lotts
    Dave Lotts

    Keeping it now,lol. Gimme a shout when your back, am off until the 7th, trying to get xc to go to glentress or somewhere if your keen. Need to organise a lads hol for next year.

    Il y a 13 semaines
  • Ewen G
    Ewen G

    Just bought a hawaiian shirt and shorts on e bay. Got a pair of flip flops with a bottle opener on the soul. Thats good getting the smurf suits. Not sure about the super hero 1 yet going to have a look about for something. Or just use super fat bastered suit.

    Il y a 13 semaines
  • Dave Lotts
    Dave Lotts

    Sayin, got swine flu? I've been doin feck all, swapped my bike for 2 bikes, bargain!! Will catch you when your bk, me and xc are planning fort bill last wkend of the month if you be back, probably just do the red route, it looks sweet. check it oot.

    Il y a 14 semaines
  • Keighleah Kennedy
    luv Keighleah Kennedy

    love u sick boi! crazy ate one of my bras that he stole out my suitcase i think that was 2 teach me not 2 leave him again! but he got a bad row. hopefully thats him out his mood. wrk sucks ass slept in but got there a few mins past nine and i got hell! think there putting me back in with ------ :( cos jo leaving. love you pins and needles hand boi xxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxx

    Il y a 14 semaines
  • Conan Stephen
    Conan Stephen

    A crepe factory that's amazin all that crepe under 1 roof? How do they do it?!

    Il y a 14 semaines
  • Conan Stephen
    Conan Stephen

    there was crepe every where 4 part 2 weeks

    Il y a 14 semaines via Mobile
  • Kirsty Jayne Scott
    luv Kirsty Jayne Scott

    Time to Say Goodbye!!! :D :D :D :D xoxox

    Il y a 17 semaines
  • Conan Stephen
    Conan Stephen

    in ness just nw headin 2 market in bout a hour and a half

    Il y a 17 semaines via Mobile
  • Conan Stephen
    Conan Stephen

    u headin out the nite?

    Il y a 17 semaines via Mobile
  • Conan Stephen
    Conan Stephen

    sound im sure i will spy u then shouldn't b hard 2 spot such a massive crepe! :D

    Il y a 17 semaines via Mobile
  • Conan Stephen
    Conan Stephen

    thats a crepe situation 2 b in! yeah i wil b in market at 5! u hame like?

    Il y a 17 semaines via Mobile
  • Conan Stephen
    Conan Stephen

    there is no where around here 2 find good crepe.

    Il y a 17 semaines via Mobile
  • Mr Balch
    Mr Balch

    Thinking about havin a crepe at lunch!

    Il y a 17 semaines
  • Conan Stephen
    Conan Stephen

    my crepe was a let down this mornin lackin in substance twas prety crepe

    Il y a 17 semaines via Mobile
  • Conan Stephen
    Conan Stephen

    i woke up this mornin and im sure some1 had taken a crepe in my mouth! haha

    Il y a 17 semaines via Mobile