Tom Tucker: A bit of breaking news. A local family is forced out of their home by ghosts. Who are they gonna call?
Diane Simmons (sighs): Ghostbusters, Tom.
Tom Tucker: No, Diane. Their insurance company. That's just stupid what you said.

Peter: By the way Lois, I got a piercing over there. I'm not going to tell you where but I will give you a hint--it wasn't on my nose or my ear and it was one of my balls.

Adam West. why thank you tinkle fairy.

Guy on Airplane: Oh great, I always end up sitting next to a damn baby.
Stewie: What did you just say?
Lois: Stewie, stop fussing.
Stewie: Pipe down Lois. (Slaps guy on head.) Hey big man, turn around. Oh you can't hear me now. I was going to watch the movie, but forget it. For the next 5 hours, you're my bitch.

Stewie (to Jeremy, the babysitter's boyfriend):
Ha! I got your hat! Take that, hatless! Now go back to the quad and resume your hackey sac tourney! I'm not gonna lay down for some frat boy bastard with his damn Teva sandals and his Skoal Bandits and his Abercrombie and Fitch long sleeved, open stitched, crew neck Henley smoking his sticky buds out of a soda can while watching his favorite downloaded Simpsons episodes every night! Yes, we all love "Mr. Plow"! Oh, you've got the song memorized, do you? SO DOES EVERYONE ELSE! That is exactly the kind of idiot you see at Taco Bell at 1 in the morning! The guy who just whiffed his way down the bar skank ladder!

Stewie: Uh you've reached stewie and brian, we're not here right now, uh and if this is mom, uh send money because we're college students and we need money for books...and highlighters...and.... ramen noodles...and condoms, for sexual relations with our classmates.

Glen Quagmire: Hello, 911? It's Quagmire. Yeah, it's caught in the window this time.

My fellow Americans, I have not been entirely truthful with you. I did gagoogidy that girl. I gashmoygadied her gaflavity with my googus. And I am sorry.

IF YOUR LIFE WAS A MOVIE, WHAT WOULD THE SOUNDTRACK BE?

So, here's how it works:
1. Open your music library
2. Put it on shuffle
3. Press play
4. For every question, type the song that's playing
5. When you go to a new question, press the next button
6. Don't lie and try to pretend you're cool.... because your not!

Opening Credits:
teenage labotomy/blitzkrieg bop - Green Day cover The Ramones

Waking Up:
Starlight - Muse

First Day At School:
Where Is The Line - Billy Talent

Falling In Love:
False Alarm - K.T Tunstall

Fight Song:
Boy Is Mine - Brandy And Monica

Breaking Up:
Hump De Bump - Red Hot Chili Peppers

Prom/Dance:
Hitchin' A Ride - Green Day

Life's OK:
Drain The Blood - The Distillers

Mental Breakdown:
Seasons Of Love B - Johnathon Larson (it's a song in rent btw)

Driving:
Scattered - Green Day

Flashback:
Just Like Heaven - The Cure

Getting Back Together:
Outsiders - Franz Ferdinand

Birth of Child:
No Way Back - Foo Fighters

Wedding:
Bodies - The Sex Pistols (that's not good!)

Final Battle:
Ghostbusters - Green Day stylee OH YEAH!

Death Scene:
Last Boat To America - David Gray

Funeral Song:
Three Flights Up (Instrumental) - Yellowcad

End Credits:
Red Light Indicates Doors Are Secured - Arctic Monkeys

woooo me, yesh indeed...

1. Full Name: Erin Jade Bellamy
2. Nickname: quite a few, including nowwy 2, chippy, erinny, erinbeth, ned...
3. Birthday: 22nd july (i expect a present now )
4. Place of Birth: kings lynn whoop
5. Zodiac Sign: cancer
6. Male or female: female
7. Grade: year 11
8. School: queen's and damn proud
9. Occupation: Student
10. Residence: my small cardboard box in your front garden
11. MSN Screen Name: Tomorrows forecast: sprinkle of genius with chance of doom!! then some hearts then it says i love you sam then some more hearts hehe

__Your Appearance___

12. Hair Colour: Brown
13. Hair Length: long
14. Eye colour: green
16. Height: about 5ft2/3
17. Braces?: nope
18. Glasses?: sunglasses count?
19. Piercings: ears done twice lol
20. Tattoos: no, but i shall get some dammit
21. Righty or Lefty: righty

___Your 'Firsts'___

22. First best friend: i dunno lol
23. First Award: i dunno, something quite stoopid probably lol
24. First Sport You Joined: i dunno
25. First pet: fluffy the cat (she was fluffy)
26. First Real Vacation: florida to disney world whoop
27. First Concert: Green Day at milton keynes
28. First BF/gf: i dunno

___ Favourites___

29. Movies: just look at the little movies thing on my profile lol
30. TV programmes: charmed hehe, simpsons, family guy, futurama, top gear, the o.c, skins, ugly betty, nevermind the buzzcocks and some others
31. Colour: purple red and black
32. Rapper: none
33. Band: green day, sex pistols, ramones, muse, paramore, fratellis and more!!
34. Song Right Now: either my heart by paramore, knights of cydonia or starlight by muse, for the girl or henrietta by the fratellis (there are some more too!)
35. Friend: my best, emma kerry and beckel
36. Sweet: galaxy caramel
37. Sport to Play: golf, trampolining!!
38. Restaurant: pizza hut
39. Favourite brand: etnies or vans
40. Store: HMV, hoax, route one, and loads online lol
41. School Subject: english, food and science
42. Animal: oooooooo i dont know lol
43. Book: green day: american idiots and the new punk explosion, and i quite like the harry potter books hehe
44. Magazine: Kerrang
45. Shoes: etnies and spotty vans trainers

___Currently___

46. Feeling: ok
47. Single or Taken?: taken (hi sam!)
48. Have a crush: yesh
49. Eating: no
50. Drinking: no
51. Typing: no, im doing this telepathically :S course im typing!
52. Online?: yes
53. Listening To: the automatic (it's pennie emma!!)
54. Thinking about: nothing :S
55. Waiting For: the weekend
56. Watching: the little faces on the screen
57. Wearing: clothes

___Your Future___

58. Want Kids? when im older, not now lol
59. Want to be married? I'll say it again, when im older, not now lol
60. Careers in Mind: environmental health officer lol also i am a kick ass pole dancer
61. Where do you want to live: in a nice house bigger than my cardboard box
62. Car: bright yellow hummer!!!!!!!! or bugatti veyron!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! i would also like a motorbike (green kawasaki ninja... thanks!!)

__Whats do you look for in a Partner___

63. Hair colour: well twas brown, but now he's dyed his hair so i'll settle for black, now its brown again - make up your mind!!!!
64. Hair length: middleish :s
65. Eye colour: bluey kinda colour
66. Intelligent: i'm not gunna comment on that
67. Cute or Sexy: errrr...
68. Lips or Eyes: eyes
69. Hugs or Kisses: i would like both
70. Short or Tall: tall
71. Easy going or serious: easy going spose
72. Romantic or Spontaneous: spontaniously romantic
73. Fatty or Skinny: well does it really matter when you love someone?? but yeh at the moment bloody skinny
74. Sensitive or Loud: both :S
75. Hook-up or Relationship: Relationship
76. Sweet or Caring: i would like both
77. Trouble Maker or Hesitant One: hesitant trouble maker :S

___Have you ever______

78. Kissed a Stranger: no
79. Had Alcohol: Yesh
80. Smoked: no, im good
81. Ran Away From Home: no, i just