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"Don't ask birds about food unless they're fat" - Shano * "Did you have widescreen on there? cus i was flexing" - Gav Fitz * "It's quite difficult and a little gay" - Colm O'Sullivan * "Sober is the new drunk" - RM * "I want you coming in their faces all day" - Hugh Hogan * "When I'm drunk all i can think of is where my next beer is coming from" - Bof * "I love the smell of babies' heads" - Bof again * "i'm granting u an amnesty to come back to supporting united" - Colm after Mourinho left (dont know where he got that united business from) * "i like to get my 3 meals in on days im getting locked" - Greg
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    • From theonion.com, how to get a girl into bed...

      Excuse me, beautiful, mind if I stand next to you and do some talking? I don't mean to intrude, but I couldn't help but notice that you were sitting all alone and enjoying yourself. There's just one problem: If you're here right now, then that means heaven must be missing an angel or something to that effect. Though I doubt anyone's noticed since there are so many angels up there anyway.

      I'm trying to say that you're hot.

      You look pretty tired, though. Maybe it's because you've been running through my mind for a while. I think about hot women a lot, so for the purposes of this argument let's just say you were one of the ones that I'd previously been thinking about, even though we just met. Are you considering having sex with me yet? Because if not, I could ask you if it hurt when you hit the ground after falling from heaven. I know I already said the thing about you being an angel, but maybe you didn't catch it the first time. Or if you did, maybe it will seem like I'm building off that. I'm trying to tell you that you're pretty like an angel I want to sleep with, is the point.

      What else is there? Oh, are you from Tennessee? Because I think you're a seven. I might have gotten that wrong, but you get the jist of it. I'm using the name of a state to express how much I'd like to see you naked, but I don't really care where you're from.

      Can we just go now? All right, well then why don't you tell me your sign. I don't really believe in astrology, but maybe you do and will go home with me because I come across as open-minded for mentioning it. I think I'm a Virgo. Pisces? One of those. I'm sure we'd be good together, because you're very attractive, as I've said before, which I think is really the most important thing anyway. Speaking of which, do you have a license? Because you're driving me somewhere that's complimentary to you.

      Your eyes are blue like the sky or water, whichever you prefer. And your lips are really red like—I don't know—that girl's lips over there. Also, I'd look great cumming on your shirt. Or your shirt's becoming, I mean. I want to be cumming on your shirt or in your general vicinity is what I'm getting at. I didn't quite say it right, but the sentiment is there.

      So do you have a boyfriend or what? Because I don't have all night to waste on talking to you if you're dating someone.

      Do you have a mirror in your pocket so I can see myself in your pants? How about a quarter, so I can call my mother and tell her I found the girl of my dreams? I'm not actually going to call her, because she's been dead for two years and it's actually up to 35 cents now anyway and I'd probably just use my cell phone, but I'll take the quarter from you if it will get you in the sack.

      We should go back to my place and do some math. We'll add a bed, subtract our clothes, and do other math stuff related to fucking.

      Look, it's obvious where this is leading. I'm saying all the right things and you haven't walked away yet, so let's just cut to the chase: Do you come here often? If so, would you like to go back with me to my apartment and have sex with me? What if I told you I would rearrange the alphabet for some reason? I'm thinking of asking you what you'd like for breakfast tomorrow, in the hopes that you might sleep with me because I implied that it's inevitable.

      Can you see where I'm going here?

      I guess I should say I think I've seen you someplace before. And I don't mean earlier, when I was staring at you. I'm pretty sure we've met in a past life or in my dreams or something, so you should feel comfortable lowering your standards around me. Also, your shoes are nice, so I'm sensitive and observant. If you really need me to, I could buy you a drink to show you I have some money and then we could do it in the bathroom.

      Wait, don't go. Just one more thing. I lost my phone number. Can I have yours so I can call you later about having sex?

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    • Ricky Gervais Quotes

      Ricky Gervais: I don't do enough for charity - I do it a bit, but you can always do more. But I look at it like this - it's a pain, isn't it?


      Ricky Gervais: I think Schindler's List is a fantastic film. And I didn't watch it at the cinema actually. I got it out on video, about a year later - by mistake - 'cause I'd never heard of it and I was in Blockbuster sort of late one night. I was a bit drunk, and I thought it was a porn film. No, 'cause I saw 18 certificate, top shelf. I thought, oh, black and white - dodgy home movie, German sounding - they're the best, and what swung it was that quote on the back from Barry Norman: "Have a box of Kleenex ready". Rubbish, I used about two. There was a shower scene.

      Ricky Gervais: [in the summer drought of 1976 in Reading, where Gervais grew up] There was a government advert at the time that said, "Save water: have a bath with a friend." Which I did. I say "a friend"; he was more a friend of my Granddad's. Ten quid's a lot to a kid in Reading. We used to call him "Granddad Charlie", actually. He wasn't our Granddad, he was just an old bloke who used to live across the road from us and used to always come round to play with us whenever he saw our parents go out.


      Ricky Gervais: What? Lovely old man. Lovely old man, old Granddad Charlie. And he used to do magic tricks. Oh, it was great. And he used to have a magic hat and he used to sit down and put the magic hat on his lap. And he'd show us there was nothing in it. There was nothing in it. And he'd put the magic hat on his lap, and we couldn't tell our parents 'cause it would stop the magic. I think that's how it worked. We were only little. And we used to queue up with our eyes shut and take turns in feeling the little rabbit in the hat. Whenever it got to me it was scared stiff, poor little thing. And it was always in a bad way, didn't have any ears or any fur, poor little thing. I made it sick once!"

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    • Thoughts of Karl Pilkington

      "Going on holiday to Gran Canaria today, woke up to the news that Tony Banks had died. There was a piece on the news about how everyone was shocked. Got me thinking about an invention of a watch that counted down your life. If it says you've got three days left, go to the doctors. Told Susanne about invention: she said she wouldn't buy one. But she said that about the iPod...

      "The hotel's a bit odd. I've never seen so many cross-eyed people in one location... Whilst I was listening to the Kinks on my iPod, I wondered if everybody thinks in their accent. I know I do... Had lunch inside hotel... Sat next to an old fella. Old men's ears and noses carry on growing as they get older. Susanne noticed his fingers were fat too. Maybe they continued to grow. Susanne didn't laugh when I said that her arse had the same problem."

      "Had a drink in bar.....everyone sat round and watched one of the local cats lick its bollocks"


      Gay people go out too late at the weekend. In reference to the Rod Stewart song 'The Killing of Georgie', they wouldn't have as much trouble if they were in bed by ten.

      Gay people should have their own public toilets.

      Issac Newton did not contribute much to human civilization as discovering gravity did not affect us as it had always been there. Had everyone been floating about then he would rightfully deserve the amount of credit he receives. Einstein's contribution to humanity is similarly unimpressive as Pilkington has never had to use the theory of relativity, whereas, in contrast, whoever invented the video recorder has received no recognition despite the fact that he watches one a week.

      An infinite number of monkeys using an infinite number of typewriters for an infinite amount of time, could not produce the complete work of Shakespeare, unless they have read it.

      Chinese people age badly in comparison to other races.

      You never see old men eating Twix bars.

      He thought the diaries of Anne Frank were "an Adrian Mole sort of thing"

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    • Karen Hanrahan
      Karen Hanrahan

      Well what can i say Kev.....he was the best of a bad bunch (other than you of course); i had to make and do with what the party was giving me....thank god i had the beer goggles on tho, thats all im saying!

      Oh and any flustered hello's walking 2 sandymount DART station the other day?!?!
      U defo 100% did not know it was me, i seemed to scare the crap outta u!

      hace 53 semanas
    • Karen Hanrahan
      Karen Hanrahan

      "Ok kev, how bout ur man who just stumbled in- wud u?"
      "ur man in the stripes? wait lemme see his face........oh FUCK no chance, spiiiice"
      "ye, spice"

      Any judging bant last nite?!

      hace 56 semanas
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    • Gary Fitz
      Gary Fitz

      Terry took full responsibility and exonerated goalkeeper Scott Carson of any blame after allowing Germany's Patrick Helmes to cancel out Matthew Upson's opener.

      Terry, one of only three first-choice players in Fabio Capello's line-up, said: "I hold my hands up. I am to blame for their goal. There is no blame at all attached to Scott.

      "I should have dealt with the situation better. Someone of my experience should have cleared the ball," said Terry.

      I admire his honesty!

      hace 56 semanas
    • Greg Murray
      Greg Murray

      3 ----->

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    • Gary Fitz
      luv Gary Fitz

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      hace 57 semanas
    • Dave
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      good luck today denny boy junior!



      hace 57 semanas
    • Heat At Tripod
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      hace 57 semanas
    • Chemistry Gigs
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      hace 58 semanas
    • Claragh Kavanagh
      Claragh Kavanagh

      heya havin my 21st on the 8th of nov... a full moon party.. in my house kickin of at 8.30pm..

      hace 59 semanas
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      luv Anne-Marie Byrne

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    • Greg Murray
      Greg Murray

      fore right in my flasher actually!!

      hace 62 semanas
    • Gary Fitz
      Gary Fitz

      Might have to put a few bills on the driving range 2mo since there is fuck all on this week!!!

      hace 62 semanas
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    • Danny O'Reilly
      Danny O'Reilly

      yeah in the middle of an irish tour at the mo, good buzz. got to new zealand and south america in the summer, savage. anyway chat to ya soon man

      hace 64 semanas
    • Robbie Hudson
      Robbie Hudson

      there you are!

      sunday was tough energy levels weren't great, nearly got sick few times. im always right no matter what i say.
      No, paddy cant have us down his cousins are with him this weekend, just have to schedule it for another weekend. im out on fri night its reddys 21st not sure bout sat, r u out?

      hace 64 semanas
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      Bottle Tiger Beer E3
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      Doors @ 11PM. 18's ID Required. R.O.A.R.

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      hace 64 semanas
    • Robin L
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