Mr. Homeless
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- from Emo the place not the stereotype
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- Member since: November 2005
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- Jacksie A La Grandmaster-Slap
- Me, Myself, and I
- eeeem welll yeah like ...............日本語でこの文章を書いて努力
No hair :'(
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my scotish gal whos name i still cant spell :$
- Music
- system of a down, immortal technique Muse, Foo Fighters fuck it everything on my i-like box
- Films
- anything funny or action or very old dubbed chinese films
- Sports
- rugby, american football (baltimore ravens)
- Scared Of
- when the time comes i will tell you
- Happiest When
- sleeping sleeping eating sleeping jamming with the band and hangin with the friends oh yeah and sleeping
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Mp3 Shuffle Fun
1. Open your library (iTunes, Winamp, Media Player, iPod, etc)
2. Put it on shuffle
3. Press play
4. For every question, type the song that's playing
5. When you go to a new question, press the next button
6. Don't lie and try to pretend you're cool....because your not!
Supposed to be your life if it were a film....
Opening Credits:
Im Gonna Crawl- Led Zeppelin (very positive start)
Waking Up:
Angry Again- Megadeth (i am most mornings)
First Day At School:
Battle of Evermore-Led Zeppelin (Pretty much sums up school)
Teenage ansgt years:
Master of Puppets- Metallica (Bang your worries out)
Falling in love:
Sexy Mexican Maid- Red Hot Chili Peppers (oh yes!)
Fight Song:
Street Fighting Man-The Rolling Stones (worst part is i dont like this song)
Really bad hangover day:
Happy- The Rolling Stones (a reference to my masochistic side )
Breaking Up:
Karate- Tenacious D (im an angry breakup man)
Debs:
Too Much Alcohol-Rory Gallagher (reminding me of last year :S)
Party:
Asche Zu Asche-Rammstein (i like speaking foreign languages at parties)
Fail exams:
Through the Fire and the Flames- Dragon Force (a reference to my parents anger)
Mental Breakdown:
Love Island-Fatboy Slim (i dont even know)
Driving:
Honking Antelope- Serj Tankien (yup yup)
Flashback:
I Could Have Lied- Red Hot Chili Peppers (hmmmmmm)
Getting Back Together:
Like A Stone- Audioslave (sinking away)
Birth Of Child:
How Long Will They Mourn Me- 2Pac ( its a terrible thing huh)
Requiem:
Pork Soda- Primus (What A Song?)
Wedding:
Time Is Running Out- Muse (its so true)
Final Battle:
Unintended-Muse (cause i stumble into these things )
Death Scene:
Them Bones-Alice In Chains (yaaaargh)
Funeral:
Lost in Hollywood-System of a Down (What an Ending!)
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creepy singing
really wierd right today while i was studying i started hearing music. my ears were ringing from band practise and the music was coming from my head but it was soo loud it sounded like it was being played out of a cd player. then suddenly this voice starts singing to the music. its the voice of a little girl and shes singing and i have no idea whats shes going to say next . like this was in my head and i didnt know what was going on she would ramble on and it was all new to me...........wierd2 Comments 281 days
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late night blog
you know sometimes when you just feel like the worlds got you down when nothings going your way when everyone is against you school is comin up and your parents are pressuring ya well do ya.... nod if you do... go on dont be shy well then the next time someone is giving out shit to you just say to them HELLO DAVE
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100 Stupid Questions
| Are you scared of creepy creatures? | : spiders |
| Are you scared of cockroaches? | : no |
| Do you get scared in the dark? | : if im in a room with spiders |
| What is your favorite day of the week? | : friday |
| Your dream car | : lotus elise |
| Your dream vacation | : holland |
| In your next birth, you would love to be | : a cat |
| In your past birth, you must have been | : a sloth |
| Your favorite pizza topping is | : peperoni |
| How many kids do you want to have? | : 2 max |
| Last TV channel you watched | : rte 2 |
| What are you wearing right now? | : boxers |
| What do you wear at night in bed? | : boxers |
| Your favorite toy in childhood | : stretch armstrong |
| How many teeth do you have? | : 28 |
| When did you last visit the dentist? | : ages ago |
| Which toothpaste do you use? | : colgate |
| Your preferred toilet paper brand | : whatevers there |
| Three things you can | : bass, phone, friends |
| If you had one person to take with you on a deserted island, it would be | : Claire (cause shes laidback) |
| Your dream celebrity date | : jessica alba |
| Do you believe in aliens? | : nope |
| Do you believe in ghosts and such? | : meh |
| Favorite cocktail | : slow gentle screw up against the wall the hard way with satin pillows |
| Favorite fruit | : apples |
| Favorite flower | : white rose |
| Have you puked at a party? | : yup |
| You would love to get a tattoo done on your | : chest |
| Have you pretended to be sick to avoid someone or some meeting? | : yeah |
| Do you cry easily? | : no |
| Do you swear a lot? | : fuck yeah |
| Favorite body part in the opposite sex | : stomach or ass |
| Corniest pickup line used by you on someone | : i dont like using corny pickuplines do can i just buy you a drink |
| Corniest pickup line someone used on you | : hey there want a fuck....ing drink |
| What | : the dutch kid |
| What | : the dutch guy (or jacksie) |
| Have you ever been caught in an embarrassing situation by your parents? | : many a time |
| The food you hate to eat | : curry |
| Your favorite breakfast cereal | : weetabix |
| Do you have any pets? | : yes |
| If yes, describe your pets | : a fat cat |
| Which is your favorite holiday? | : summer |
| Have you ever been drunk out of your mind? | : oh yes |
| Ever been in a car accident? | : yes |
| The boy band you secretly listen to | : westlife :P |
| The body part you would love to get pierced | : nowhere |
| When did you last diet to lose weight? | : i dont diet |
| What is the first thing you do in the morning when you wake up? | : groan |
| Do you read newspapers or books in the toilet? | : books |
| Are you in love with someone these days? | : nope |
| Would you date a hottie who is totally dumb? | : ha ha ha ha yeah |
| Has anyone slapped you on the face? | : yup |
| What is the color of the underwear you are wearing? | : blue bblack checkered ones |
| Which is your favorite underwear brand? | : ck |
| What is your favorite denim brand? | : pepe jeans |
| If you could afford a fashion designer, it would be | : i dont get into fashion that much so calvin |
| Your first cell phone was | : a siemens i think |
| Do you prefer to text or talk on the phone? | : talk |
| Are you a sensitive person? | : you could say that |
| Would you go for a one night stand? | : yeah |
| The romantic movie you like most | : the holiday |
| The action movie you like most | : die hard no.2 |
| Do you believe in heaven and hell? | : not really |
| Which is your most memorable trip with friends? | : germany |
| Which newspaper do you read daily? | : times |
| The magazines you like to read | : hello, ok, sentinal |
| Your first job was | : working in an iranian carpet shop |
| Did you have a best friend in school? | : yeah i do |
| Which email service do you use most? | : hotmail |
| Have you ever walked to save money? | : yeah |
| Where do you shop for clothes? | : white water, kildare, holland |
| What was your pocket money as a kid? | : i never got set amounts i just got money if i needed it |
| Can you talk to someone for long hours on the phone? | : yup |
| Do you like taking stupid surveys like these? | : meh depends on how stupid i feel |
| If yes, do you have too much free time? | : no i dont i just like procaratinating |
| One memory you wish you could erase | : ah theres a few |
| Any sport, you are really good at | : swimming |
| In your purse, you keep a photo of | : me |
| Do you take any medicine daily? | : nope |
| Have you ever lied about your age? | : like every second day |
| The last person you kissed was | : ash |
| The last country you visited | : Holland |
| Do you need music while you are studying? | : depends |
| A song you loved as a kid | : i wanna be a hippy and i wanna get stoned |
| Any kiddie song you still remember | : ik zag 2 beren |
| Habits you hate in others | : disloyalty |
| On a scale of one to ten how obnoxious is this survey? | : ill go for a 6 |
| One habit of yours, you wish you could change? | : i dont know theres a few |
| Do you brush twice a day? | : yup |
| How much time do you take to get ready in the morning? | : half hour |
| Are you a day person or a night person? | : day person |
| Your favorite cartoon character | : Peter Griffen |
| Have you made a complete fool of yourself anytime? | : many times |
| Any word or sentence you repeat often | : like yeah |
| Describe your computer monitor | : flat monitor like |
| One book you are dying to read | : the damned united |
| One movie you are dying to see | : quantum of solace |
| One music album you are dying to hear | : the prodigy one |
| How much time did you take to complete this survey? | : well over a half hour ( i could have been ready by now) |
| Don | : ah well it passed the time |
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| Lucky Color: | Lilac |
| Personality Strengths: | Care, Vibrance |
| Personality Weakness(es): | Ego |
| Successful Career Path: | Fashion |
| Sense of Humor Style: | Sarcastic |
| Adjectives to Describe You: | enterprising, adventurous |
| Description: | |
| A hip non-conformist who truly stands for his/her beliefs - you are out to make a difference in this world, and you have a realistic chance of success. You have always been self-driven and derive your inspiration from those close to you. Ambitious - and why shouldn't you be - the sky is the limit for you! | |
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| Name : | Jack Somers | |
| Nick Name : | Jacksie, Dutch guy, jay 2 | |
| Birthdate : | 19/04/91 | |
| Birthplace: | Holland | |
| Current Location: | Emo | |
| Eye Color: | Blue, Greenish | |
| Hair Color: | Dark Brown | |
| Height: | 6'2 | |
| Weight: | 11 stone | |
| Piercings: | none | |
| Tatoos: | not yet | |
| Boyfriend/Girlfriend: | not at the moment | |
| Vehicle: | nope | |
| Overused Phrase: | whats crackalackin | |
| FAVORITES | ||
| Food: | Steak | |
| Pub/Disc/Restaurant: | Lethean | |
| Candy: | various candy | |
| Number: | 7 | |
| Color: | blue | |
| Animal: | cat | |
| Drink: | beer | |
| Body Part on Opposite sex: | ass | |
| Perfume: | 212 | |
| TV Show: | blackadder | |
| Music Album: | Muse- Black holes and Revelations | |
| Movie: | Kung pow- Enter the Fist | |
| Actor/Actress: | Morgan freedom | |
| This or That | ||
| Pepsi or Coke: | coke | |
| McDonalds or BurgerKing: | burger king | |
| Chocolate or Vanilla | vanilla | |
| Hot Chocolate or Coffee: | coffee | |
| Kiss or Hug: | hug | |
| Dog or Cat: | cat | |
| Rap or Punk: | punk | |
| Summer or Winter: | summer | |
| Scary Movies or Funny Movies: | funny movies | |
| Love or Money: | money | |
| YOUR... | ||
| Bedtime: | whenever i stop drinking | |
| Most Missed Memory: | the memory i miss | |
| Best phyiscal feature: | my hair | |
| First Thought Waking Up: | oop woke up in a tent again | |
| Ambition: | to be ambitious | |
| Best Friends: | chris and elliot | |
| Weakness: | chuck norris | |
| Fears: | spiders | |
| Longest relationship: | 6 months | |
| HAVE YOU... | ||
| Cheated Your Partner: | yes | |
| Ever been beaten up: | nope | |
| Ever beaten someone up: | yeah | |
| Ever Shoplifted: | i robbed a pizza | |
| Ever Skinny Dipped: | hell yeah | |
| Ever Kissed Opposite sex: | ayre | |
| Been Dumped Lately: | yep | |
| IN A GUY/GAL | ||
| Favorite Eye Color: | blellow | |
| Favorite Hair Color: | blond | |
| Short or Long: | long | |
| Height: | meh | |
| Style: | meh | |
| Looks or Personality: | both | |
| Hot or Cute | hot | |
| Muscular or Really Skinny: | regular | |
| RANDOMS | ||
| What country do you want to Visit: | japan | |
| How do you want to Die: | orgasming | |
| Been to the Mall Lately: | if you mean mall as in ma yea and to as in in yes | |
| Get along with your Parents: | im not quite sure | |
| Health Freak: | hell no | |
| Do you think your Attractive: | eh i suppose | |
| Believe in Yourself: | yes cause i have my own religion | |
| Want to go to College: | yeah | |
| Do you Smoke: | yup | |
| Do you Drink: | yup | |
| Shower Daily: | yeah | |
| Been in Love: | nope | |
| Do you Sing: | yeah | |
| Want to get Married: | eventually | |
| Do you want Children: | yeah | |
| Age you wanna lose your Virginity: | been there done that | |
| Hate anyone: | nope | |
| Get Your Own survey..... | ||
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Mr.Sketch1 week agoeh jack.....WHAT THE FUCKING FUCK MAN!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
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Mr. Freeze1 week agoyour hair??????????????????????????????
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Mr. Freeze6 weeks ago
answer ur fone or ill teabag ur playstation!
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Lateralus9 weeks agoBass man!
When are you heading to LK mate
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Seán Óg10 weeks agoMan....I can't listen to Fake Plastic Trees without laughing anymore
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Aimee10 weeks ago10. Never trust an African-American cab driver who enjoys listening to the Eagles.
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Aimee10 weeks ago
Seshin tomorro!!!
And im completely aware of my spellin mistake
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Aimee10 weeks ago
I need time!!!Meh, il just get gav to do it
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Mr. Freeze11 weeks ago
hey ignoramous,havin fun being so ignoramously ignoraful???yes it iz a real word ,i asked diddly dee
hey try not to miss me in college..dont worry it myt b gud evn though im not der
haha i no dis sounds extremely childish but it just sed jerk off in ur bebo song
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Snafe McSnaferson15 weeks agohmn...small world indeed.
if it werent for urself my hangover at oxegen would have been a lot less music filled.
kinda funky listenin a basest play guitar...
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Aisling Smyth15 weeks agohmmm...
well id be lieing of i said i believe you...but aw well...hows indium these days?
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Deirbhile Murphy15 weeks agoOh right, good
Yea most of theDown tent, except Tarah shes at the ghealtacht but one of them had to close cos of the swine flu so she might be back =/
this little drawing with do until u get your real pressie!
Emma - Lu LuXx 0 Replyswell i just hadto draw it i fukin love it!!!!
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