1. The community spirit behind sectarianism on both sides

2. We beat England 1-0 and made a song about it

3. We have 5 seasons; as well as Autumn, Spring, Winter and Summer we have the riot season (also known as marching season)

4. We have more terrorist organisations than the middle east

5. The home of Harp; the pint we call our own

6. We are so good, the English ripped off the look we call steek/milly and called it chav

7. The home of the petrol bomb

8. The average time you will have your wallet in the centre of Belfast is 35 seconds

9. The only place where you will have your car stolen and thieves will try and sell it back to you

10. We enjoy a challenge eg. if you lock your house up we will rob it but if you go out and leave your front door open and windows open we will not touch a thing, cuz its no fuckin fun!

11. The only country where people will fight over Rangers and Celtic and not know any players in the teams

12. Our riot squad are that good that they train the english police riot squads

13. The average teenager can make at least 3 diffrent types of explosive

14. The average pregnancy age is 13.5

15. The only country germany are afraid of

These are 10 rules women should really learn....about men

1 - If you have think your fat, you probably are, dont ask us.

2 - When you ask "What are you thinking?" be prepared to talk about sports, and the pub.

3 - If you ask a question you dont want to know the answer to, dont expect an answer you'll like.

4 - When we ask "whats wrong" and you reply "nothing" theres always something wrong with you.

5 - Ok so im sleeping on the sofa, thats fine to men thats like camping.

6 - Men dont pick up small hints

7 - Men dont pick up big hints

8 - Anything i said 6 months ago, is not applicable in an arguement today, in fact they become void in 5-7 days.

9 - I am in shape! Round is a shape!

10 - "You're not getting sex for <Insert time period here>" is a sure-fire way to get what you want, when you want it.

Full Name: Simon James Stewart
Nicknames: Wateva ppl wanna call me
Birthday: 24/04/90
Place of Birth: Belfast
Male or female: Male
School: Downpatrick Tech

__Your Appearance___

Hair Colour: brown wif faded blonde streaks atm
Hair Length: Short
Piercings: na wldnt suite me
Tattoos: nt yet plannin on gettin sum tho
Righty or Lefty: Righty

___ Favourites___

Movie: all the highlanders, all the fast and furious nd all the underseige and of course green street
TV programme: highlander the series, shamless, jackass, dirty sanchez nd balls of steel
Colour: red
Band: Snow patrol
Song Right Now: the fray - how to save a life
Sweet: crunchie nd nefin wif anesead
Sport to Play: Football, rughby, basketball like all sport
Store: D2, Geno, Levis, jack & jones, DV8 newere decent
Book: dnt read them they bore me to tears
Magazine: Topgear nd nuts dnt read them much tho once in a while when im brd
Shoes: Cat boots nd nike cortez trainers

___Currently___

Feeling: Bored da fuck thats y im doin this
Single or Taken? Single
Have a crush: Yea and maybe on more than 1 person bt only a few ppl no
Typing: na the computer is doin it all by itself
Listening To: Snow Patrol - Run
Thinking About: y the fuck im doin this nd plannin a massive party
Wanting To: Go out to a bar or somewere but stuck here
Watching: this screen

___Your Future___

Want Kids? yea bt not for a good while
Want to be married? Ask me again another time
Careers in Mind: computer technician or programmer or a party planner
Where do you want to live: County Down
Car: probs summit small for my 1st car like a corsa or clio but really want a skyline when im older

__Which is Better With The Opposite Sex___

Hair colour: doesnt really matter more about the person
Hair length: as long as it aint all shaved of aint botherd unless it aint the hair on their head that this ? means then all shaved of is the best
Measurments: Average
Cute or Sexy: both ofcourse
Lips or Eyes: Eyes
Hugs or Kisses: depends probs kissin
Short or Tall: Medium
Easy-going or serious? easy-goin dnt wnt sum1 who cnt have a laugh
Romantic or Spontaneous: neva reli thought bout it
Sensitive or Loud: bit of both dnt wnt sum1 2 sensituve nd really shy but u dnt wnt sum1 really loud either
Hook-up or Relationship: probs hook up depends on the person
Sweet or Caring: neva reli thought bout it

___Have you ever______

Kissed a stranger? Yea on more than 1 occassion
Had alcohol? Yea mre times than i remember
been in a police station: yea
Ran Away From Home: yea for a few hours then realised i was skint
Broken a bone: na neva well nt yet neway
Got an X-ray: not that i cn eva remember
Been with someone: stupid ? ofcourse
Broken Someone’s Heart: not that i no of
Broke Up With Someone: yea who hasnt
Cried When Someone Died: na dnt cry at funerals jst sorta get angry nd even mre short tempered
Cried At School: probs when i was in primary skool

___Do You Believe In___

God: na
Miracles? when i c them ill believe in them
Love At First sight: na more like 2nd sight to make sure u aint cn fings
Ghosts: dnt reli care as lng as they dnt bother me
Aliens: theres bound 2 b
Soul: na u r who u r nd wat u make urself
Hell: na
Angels: nope
Kissing on The First Date: yea
Horoscopes: na there for randomers