1. "we really shouldn't do this when we're drunk" Danielle on about applyin make up

2. "That dog looks as if it has downs syndrome, do dogs get it?" Danielle

3. Bt Falling off a bus

4. Mike getting attacked by pigeons in Carlisle

5. Lindsay driving around tesco's car park with her door open-she never noticed!!

6. Going down Pat the dolphin at the leisy and slicing my knee open

7. making spag bol for me and amy and forgetting to put sauce in the mince so it was jst mince n spaghetti

8. Sitting in the lanes in Carlisle seeing how many sweets we could get in peoples bags/prams while they "walked on By"

9. made ashley fish fingers (years ago) she spat them right back out all over the floor coz they were still cold in the middle!

10. a few years ago now i was running along the street with cooking tin in hand when a kerb risen from nowhere tripped me up, i totally squashed the cooking tin, scrapped my side and cut behind my ear coz me bag went flying over me head-kelly ran off and left me coz she couldni contain the laughter

11. The fence-enough said

12. The ultimate achievement ever-getting chased by Shanks along the admin corridor "amanda marshall get back here now" sends shivers down my spine

13. Rosalyn you were on top form this weekend and burping through a straw unintentionally will go down in my Funny Stuff hahahahahaha in my life so far blog for eternity!!-we wont mention the chinese

14. Someone said to me "i'm fat, seriously, i'm 8st 13, a've got a belly....hold on am away for a biscuit"....need i say more

15. Was aske to watch boilin eggs (at ollie's-shock ) and i forgot about them and they water evapourated and the eggs exploded

16. Al's £20 phone call worth every penny

17. Swapping someone's DVDs around from their correct boxes classic

18. Once there was a girl who got dragged by the hood across the playground untill there was nowhere else to go

19. Ollie still speaking away to me when i was on the phone and not realising i was not speaking to him!

20. Al sneaking up on the new bridge

21. "I'd just tie it up in a bobble" EASTON

22. "that's why people go to hospital and not tescos"

23. The crow that got stuck on the windscreen-followed by a major power-cut: coincidence-i think not.

24. Ashley got locked in the toilet

25. Setting the alarms of in the library only me!

26. YOKO ONO AH HOY!!

27. In 24hr Asda and Rosalyn feels the need to serioulsy ask what time they close-enough said!!!

28. "I've seen the Green Mile, is that the one with eminem?" No Janie that's 8mile. "Maybe it was Saving Private Ryan a've seen" ahahahahohoahoho

29. "Hawick. Oh I've seen that place on maps." Naomi the funny irish girl"

30. Texts between my father and granny.
Father "The steaks are like leather, been chewing it that long a needed a double dose of inhalers."
Granny "F*ck that's nowt a bent the wire on ma false teeth"

31. Going to get a magazine on a round trip via the gorbals...NEVER again!!

32. This is more a memory..after over indulging in eating a whole box of jaffa cakes-no bin in sight-so it got posted-with a stamp to my house-only it never arrived....what's that all about, it had a stamp on it?!!

33. So, what do you have to do to get a thumb like that?

34. H2O, it's water, very rock 'n' roll init

35. Thinking i had enough time to scratch my nose on the tube ending up falling ass first into a man when train started movin....GUTTED!!

36. Lindsay's elvis laugh and the fact she used ti play trumpet

37. Rosalyn vs. Greggs worker GO ROSALYN-takes crap from no one

38. "Sex in sheltered housing, i wonder how often that happens!"

39. "and you're only allowed 15mins in HMV" danielle

40. yep total mongol. pure mongolian mongol from the kingdom of mongoldom! she's mongolitis and she's got it bad!

*got mong

explicit content to follow! at good old morrisons for my bus to jed this morning and i sat on those green metal excuses for benches and by accident jst so happened to say and i quote.... fuck me this is cold....pretty loud as the headphones were in, jst as a woman was a gettin out her car haha

i walked into the wing mirror of a bus today and the driver jst laughed