Minicoopermad
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- aus Edinburgh
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- Motto
- Lead me not into temptation. I can find it myself.
- Ich über mich
- Live with my bud Lowissa
I love old minis, meeting up with friends and having a laugh, cycling is my new hobbie since moving to the ghetto..i shout at the neds and cycle away as fast as i can, its great way to keep fit! 
- Music
- Linkin Park, Smashing Pumpkins, Kooks, Red hot chilli's, Arctic monkeys, placebo, skunk anansie, Snow patrol, 3 doors down, Eels, Kayne west, Black eyed peas, blink 182, feeder, just jack, jay-z, sum 41, ELO, magic numbers, wheatus, puddle of mud, the killers, bloc party, dj carlee, fear factory, placebo, razor light, skunk anansie, the kooks..anything really
- Films/tv
- Any old Bond movie, Aeon, Serenity, kill bill, Shawshank Redemption, Eternal Sunshine Of The Spotless Mind, the good the bad and the ugly, old school, the running man, hammer horror, blade, house of flying daggers, Blow, marvel films, Blow, the Crow, Transformers, Spaceballs, Shaun of the dead, Hot fuzz, 3 amegos, Frankenstein - all of them(hammer horror), House of 1000 corpses, The devils rejects, Sin City, Planet terror, sleepy hollow...the list goes on.........Tv is mostly crap but i do like the bill(the shame), and the Simpsons, mighty boosh, Red Dwarf, South Park (oldies tho), Family Guy
- Sports
- Football, Rugby and Boxing
- Scared Of
- anymore crazy women!
- AQUARIUS - Does It In The Water
- Trustworthy. Attractive. Great kisser. One of a kind, loves being in
long-term relationships. Can be clumsy at times but tries hard. Will take on any project. Proud of themselves in whatever they do. Messy, and unorganized. Procrastinators. Great lovers, when their not sleeping. Extreme thinkers. Loves their pets usually more then their family. Can be VERY irritating to others when they try to explain or tell a story. Unpredictable. Will exceed your expectations. Not a Fighter, But will Knock your lights out. - Comedy
- Bill Bailey, Kennith Williams, Rik Mayall, Billy Conelly
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- I like many writers but at the moment i am reading the Red Dwarf book for the 10th time. I love Doug Naylor hes very funny writer.
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Funny as!!!
If you yelled for 8 years, 7 months and 6 days you would have produced enough sound energy to heat one cup of coffee.
(Hardly seems worth it.)
-If you farted consistently for 6 years and 9 months, enough gas is produced to create the energy of an atomic bomb.
(Now that's more like it!)
-The human heart creates enough pressure when it pumps out to the body to squirt blood 30 feet.
(O.M.G.!)
-A pig's orgasm lasts 30 minutes.
(In my next life, I want to be a pig.)
-A cockroach will live nine days without its head before it starves to death!
(Creepy)
(I'm still not over the pig.)
-Banging your head against a wall uses 150 calories a hour
(Don't try this at home, maybe at work)
-The male praying mantis cannot copulate while its head is attached to its body. The female initiates sex by ripping the male's head off.
("Honey, I'm home.. What the....?!")
-The flea can jump 350 times its body length. It's like a human jumping the length of a football field.
(30 minutes..lucky pig! Can you imagine?)
-The catfish has over 27,000 taste buds.
(What could bo so tasty on the bottom of a pond?)
-Some lions mate over 50 times a day.
(I still want to be a pig in my next life...quality over quantity)
-Butterflies taste with their feet.
(Something I always wanted to know.)
-Right-handed people live, on average, nine years longer than left-handed people.
(If you're ambidextrous, do you split the difference?)
-Elephants are the only animals that cannot jump.
(okay, so that would be a good thing)
-A cat's urine glows under a black light.
(I wonder who was paid to figure that out?)
-An ostrich's eye is bigger than its brain.
(I know some people like that.)
-Starfish have no brains.
(I know some people like that too.)
-Polar bears are left-handed.
(If they switch, they'll live a lot longer)
Humans and dolphins are the only species that have sex for pleasure.
(What about that pig??)
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| Name : | Simon | |
| Nick Name : | SI | |
| Birthdate : | 31/1/1983 | |
| Birthplace: | Bangour | |
| Current Location: | Edinburgh | |
| Eye Color: | Blue | |
| Hair Color: | Blonde | |
| Height: | 5'7 | |
| Weight: | 10 stone | |
| Piercings: | 1 in my ear | |
| Tatoos: | 1 on my left arm | |
| Boyfriend/Girlfriend: | Girlfriend | |
| Vehicle: | Bus :( | |
| Overused Phrase: | Nevermind | |
| FAVORITES | ||
| Food: | chicken | |
| Candy: | Haribo | |
| Number: | 24 | |
| Color: | Blue | |
| Animal: | Monkey or cat | |
| Drink: | irn bru | |
| Body Part on Opposite sex: | jugs | |
| Perfume: | ? aftershave is D n G | |
| TV Show: | Heros | |
| Music Album: | any linkin park | |
| Movie: | itailan job (old one) | |
| This or That | ||
| Pepsi or Coke: | coke | |
| McDonalds or BurgerKing: | BK! | |
| Chocolate or Vanilla | mmm vanilla latte | |
| Hot Chocolate or Coffee: | coffee | |
| Kiss or Hug: | Depends who its from | |
| Dog or Cat: | like both but dont tell my cat | |
| Rap or Punk: | rap | |
| Summer or Winter: | Summer | |
| Scary Movies or Funny Movies: | Both , depends on the mood | |
| Love or Money: | love | |
| YOUR... | ||
| Bedtime: | between 1 and 4 am | |
| Most Missed Memory: | being with my mum | |
| Best phyiscal feature: | eyes | |
| First Thought Waking Up: | It can't be that time already! | |
| Ambition: | to become a nurse | |
| Best Friends: | Luke, Anna, 2 Sarahs, Lowissa | |
| Weakness: | women | |
| Fears: | im fearless lol | |
| Longest relationship: | 4yrs | |
| HAVE YOU... | ||
| Cheated Your Partner: | Aye | |
| Ever been beaten up: | Aye :( | |
| Ever beaten someone up: | Aye | |
| Ever Shoplifted: | Aye | |
| Ever Skinny Dipped: | Aye | |
| Ever Kissed Opposite sex: | Aye | |
| Been Dumped Lately: | Aye | |
| IN A GUY/GAL | ||
| Favorite Eye Color: | Blue | |
| Favorite Hair Color: | Not bothered | |
| Short or Long: | long | |
| Height: | same as me or shorter | |
| Style: | individual | |
| Looks or Personality: | personality | |
| Hot or Cute | both! | |
| Muscular or Really Skinny: | neither! | |
| RANDOMS | ||
| What country do you want to Visit: | Africa | |
| How do you want to Die: | I want to live forever | |
| Been to the Mall Lately: | Nope | |
| Get along with your Parents: | one of them | |
| Health Freak: | I go to the gym but i am no health freak | |
| Want to go to College: | I am at college | |
| Do you Smoke: | Yeah, but i want to quit | |
| Do you Drink: | Now and again | |
| Shower Daily: | Bath daily | |
| Been in Love: | Many times :D | |
| Do you Sing: | In the bath | |
| Do you want Children: | Someday | |
| Age you wanna lose your Virginity: | I lost it long ago! | |
| Hate anyone: | Nope | |
| Get Your Own survey..... | ||
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25 Wochen her via Handy
Vicky
Hi mr. Yeah we r fine, only 3 weeks 2 go now, time has just flew in. How r u, not saw u in ages!x
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Janet Mathieson
hey u im ok thanks hows u? ahh thanks for that, well take care and hope to see u soon xx
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Dirty Sassenach
Here bud have some luv
yeah that would be gd ta hang out more.
so wat days off have ya got this week i'm off thurs & fri i'm seeing Louise on fri but I'd luv ya ta meet her so if ya wanted
to meet up with us that would be awesome
Did u get up ta much at the weekend?
hugs xxxx
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Dirty Sassenach34 Wochen her
Hey handsome
It was gd catchin the other day hey do u fanny going ta c
the new dragonball film next week sometime
If ya do just let me ken bud xx
Luv bud hope ta c ya soon byeeeeeeeeeee xx -
36 Wochen her
Janet Mathieson
what u like mind u dnt think i could make a curry either lol, ahh im sorry to hear that hope ur ok need to meet up at some point for a wee drink, yep im ok thanks same old , take care u xxxx
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carrie m37 Wochen herhey u hows you?
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Janet Mathieson40 Wochen her
hey u how u doing? so how did ur curry go on valentines day? hope ur well take care xx
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54 Wochen her
Janet Mathieson
hey u hows things? aye i mind drinking up at the academy then going down to under 18s at the ratt oh the joys lol, start my weekend job again on sat just up to xmas so thats my weekends crap now lol xxx
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Dirty Sassenach
Hey I'm just sharin the luv lol
totally lookin forwards ta seein u2 2moz 
D said ta be around hers about 6.30 okies just let me ken if u need
a lift I'm in edin playin footy anyway xxxx
Big hugs fi mi lovely mates
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60 Wochen her
Hella
yayyy ye gave me aw yer luv
ah nice one!
I'm well good
had food poisonin but i'm still good
got maself a nice guy ^_^
chuffed as fuck!
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Janet Mathieson60 Wochen her
ur always bloody skiving lol, yeah last nite was fun sarahs boyfriend is lovely ahhh xxx
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Janet Mathieson60 Wochen her
take it urmeant to be working and not on bebo lol how u doing?xxx
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