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little johnny walks into his parents bedroom and sees his dad giving his mam one, his dad just laughs, throws a pillow at him and shouts "get out!" .... a while later johnny's dad hears a commotion coming from johnny's room....he rushes in and is horrified to see johnny shagging his gran - johnny just looks at him and says "not so fuckin funny when it's ur mam is it?"




WHITE WOMEN
First date: You get to kiss her goodnight.
Second date: You get to grope all over and make out.
Third date: You
get to have sex but only in the missionary position.

IRISH WOMEN
First Date: You both get blind drunk and have sex.
Second Date: You both get blind drunk and have sex.
20th Anniversary: You both get blind drunk and have sex.


ITALIAN WOMEN
First Date: You take her to a play and an expensive
restaurant.
Second Date: You meet her parents and her Mom makes spaghetti & meatballs.
Third Date: You have sex, she wants to marry you & insists on a 3-carat ring.
5th Anniversary: You already have 5 kids together & hate the thought of having sex.
6th Anniversary: You find yourself a girlfriend.


JEWISH WOMEN
First Date: You get dynamite head.
Second Date: You get more great head.
Third Date: You tell her you'll marry her and never get head again.

CHINESE WOMEN
First date: You get to buy her an expensive dinner but nothing happens.
Second date: You buy her an even more expensive dinner and again nothing happens.
Third date: You don't even get to the third date and you' ve already realized......nothing is going to happen.

INDIAN WOMEN
First date: Meet her parents.
Second date: Set the date of the wedding.
Third date: Wedding night.

BLACK WOMEN
First Date: You get to buy her a real expensive dinner.
Second Date: You get to buy her and her girlfriends a real
expensive dinner.
Third Date: You get to pay her rent.
Tenth Date: She's pregnant by someone other than you.

MEXICAN WOMEN
First Date: You buy her an expensive dinner, get drunk on Tequila, and have sex in the back of her car.
Second Date: She's pregnant.
Third Date: She moves in. One week later: her mother, father, his girlfriend, her two sisters, her brother, all of their kids, her grandma, her father's girlfriend's mother, her two cousins, her sister's boyfriend and his three kids move in and you live on rice and beans for the rest of your life in your home that used to be nice, but now looks like a home along the Rio Grande.




The point of the story is:




DON'T YOU JUST LOVE IRISH WOMEN?

I know we haven't known each other for long, and I really shouldn't be asking you, I feel shy, but I want it so bad, don't get me wrong it's just that I haven't had it for a long time. I could already feel it going in so hard and coming out so soft and wet. No one has to know about this. I need it. I'm desperate, but your help can be very grateful you must think I have a lot of nerve asking you for this, but I can feel my tongue around it sucking all the juice out until theres no more left, this has been on my mind all day long and I hope I'm not being forward, I'm usualy not like this, but .....can I have a piece of gum ...

Whats your Name?
1.Are we close?
2.What do you think of me?
3.Do you hav a crush on me?
4.Would u kiss me?
5.would u fuk me?
6.Describe me in 3 words?
7.If u Had Me for 30 Mins wat would you do?
8.What was ur first impression of me?
9.Do u still think the same?
10.What reminds u of me?
11.If you could give me anything what would it be?
12.How well do u know me?
13.What do u like best about me?
14.Have you ever been jealous of me?
15.Ever wanted 2 tell me something u could'nt?
16.Could you ever love me?
17.Give me a nickname and explain why?
18.R u gona put this on ur blog and c wat i say bout u?
19.Anyfin 2 say b4 u go?