Rider Survey:

1. How old were you when you first started riding? Never. I hate horses
2. First horse ridden: I dont know it was made of plastic and at the park
3. First horse trotted on: I havnt yet but i plan to soon
4. First horse cantered on: I dont know what that word means but sounds like canteen and no i havnt eaten a horse but in thailand they do
5. First Horse fallen off of: The one at the park.
6. Most recent horse fallen off of: The one at the park... still
7. First horse you trotted over poles with: surely that would hurt the horse? GOOD

8. First horse jumped with: None.. the one at the park only rocks forwads and backwards...

9. First horse who ran away with you: It didnt run with me.. it ran away...
10. First horse that scared the crap out of you: None. I scare the crap out of them
11. First horse shown? You show horses? you wierd people
12. First horse to win a class with: WTF DO YOU DO TO THESE WIERD FREAKY ANIMALS
13. Do you/have you taken lessons: Yes.. thats why i go to school?
14. First horse you ever rode bareback: Now this is just sick.
15. First horse trail ridden with: None.
16. Current Stable name: The park.
17. Do you ride English or western? Plastic
18. First Horse to place at a show with: The horse doesnt move.
19. Ever been to horse camp?: Is this where you learn bare back?
20. Ever been to a riding clinic?: Is this where you go once you done bare back to check for STDs?
21. Ridden side-saddle? You do it on the side to?!?
22. First horse leased: Im stupid.
23. First horse owned: I never have really owned a horse. They should be homeless. They can look after themselves.

24. Highest ribbon in a show: LOL. Cant afford medals and certificates?
25. Ever been to an 'A' rated show? No but the bare back was XXX rated.
26. Ever competed in pony games/relay races? Possibley when i was 6.
27. Ever fallen off at a show: No never i am perfect.
28. Do you ride Hunter/Jumpers? Huh?
29. Have you ever barrel jumped? Yeah he flipped over like 5 times. Thats why he had the long face..
30. Ever done pole bending? Horses aint that strong. Or is this a reference to its penis?
31. Favorite gait: Cant even spell gate right..
32. Ever galloped bareback? NO! sick sick sick
33. Have you ever done dressage? Is this like horse porn but dressed up?
34. Have you ever evented? Noope sorry
35. Have you ever mucked a stable? they do poo a fucking lot
36. Ever been bucked off? yeah the spring on my horse is like 2 foot big.
37. Ever been on a horse that reared? That was in the XXX show. it was too exited.
38. Horses or ponies? NONE. they ugly mofos.
39. Do you wear a helmet? No im a rebal and the park is safe as sausages
40. What's the highest you've jumped: Me personally? about 50 cm..
41. Have you ever ridden at night? Yeah thats when i go park anyway
42. Do you watch horsey television shows? No... i have a life.
43. Have you ever been seriously hurt/injured from a fall? No. i hurt the horse.
44. Have you ever ridden without anything (no saddle, bridle, halter ect.): no clothes...
45. Do you ride in an arena or ring? WTF is the difference
46. Have you ever been trampled by a horse? No.
47. Have you ever been bitten? Yeah mosquitos and Matt.
48. Ever had your foot stepped on by a horse? No i stamp on its feet
49. Do you clean your tack regularly? Wtf is tack.
50. Ever played ride-a-buck? Prostitute horses?