Put your i-pod player on shuffle and fill in the titles!no cheating!!!

Opening Credits:
stop crying your heart out-oasis

Waking Up:
hearts burtst into fire-Bullet For My Valentine

First Day At School:
The Age of the understatement-The Last Shadow Puppets


Falling In Love:
Punk rock 101-bolwing for soup


Breaking Up:
acrylic(acoustic)-the courteeners

Prom:
she moves in her own way-the kooks


Life's OK:
not nineteen forever-the courteeners



Mental Break down:
signal fire-snow patrol



Driving:
Underclass hero-sum 41



Flashback:
lycanthrope-+44


Getting Back Together:
break on through-the doors


Requiem:
save it for the bedroom-You me at six



Wedding:
picture of you-boyzone


Final Battle:
wake up-rage against the machine



Death Scene:
jizz in my pants-the lonely island


Funeral Song:
99-fightstar


End Credits:
someday-the strokes

1.Chuck Norris does not wear a condom. Because there is no such thing as protection from Chuck Norris.

2.Chuck Norris has already been to Mars; that's why there are no signs of life there.

3.Chuck Norris can win a game of Connect Four in only three moves.

4.When the boogeyman goes to sleep, he checks his closet for Chuck Norris.

5.Chuck Norris can set ants on fire with a magnifying glass. At night.

6.Some people wear Superman pajamas. Superman wears Chuck Norris pajamas.

7.Chuck Norris has counted to infinity. Twice.

8.When Bruce Banner gets mad, he turns into the Hulk. When the Hulk gets mad, he turns into Chuck Norris.

9.chuck Norris once ate a whole cake before his friends could tell him there was a stripper in it.

10.There are no weapons of mass destruction in Iraq, Chuck Norris lives in Oklahoma.

11.Chuck Norris' tears cure cancer. Too bad he has never cried.

12.Macgyver can build an airplane out of gum and paper clips, but Chuck Norris can kill him and take it.

13.Chuck Norris once roundhouse kicked someone so hard that his foot broke the speed of light, went back in time, and killed Amelia Earhart while she was flying over the Pacific Ocean.

14.Chuck Norris doesn't read books. He stares them down until he gets the information he wants.

15.If you ask Chuck Norris what time it is, he always says, "Two seconds till." After you ask, "Two seconds to what?" he roundhouse kicks you in the face.

16.Chuck Norris only masturbates to pictures of Chuck Norris.

17.Rather than being birthed like a normal child, Chuck Norris instead decided to punch his way out of his mother's womb. Shortly thereafter he grew a beard.

18.Chuck Norris lost his virginity before his dad did.

19.Since 1940, the year Chuck Norris was born, roundhouse kick related deaths have increased 13,000 percent.

20.Chuck Norris sold his soul to the devil for his rugged good looks and unparalleled martial arts ability. Shortly after the transaction was finalized, Chuck roundhouse kicked the devil in the face and took his soul back. The devil, who appreciates irony, couldn't stay mad and admitted he should have seen it coming. They now play poker every second Wednesday of the month.

21.Chuck Norris's girlfriend once asked him how much wood a woodchuck could chuck if a woodchuck could chuck wood. He then shouted, "HOW DARE YOU RHYME IN THE PRESENCE OF CHUCK NORRIS!" and ripped out her throat. Holding his girlfriend's bloody throat in his hand he bellowed, "Don't fuck with Chuck!" Two years and five months later he realized the irony of this statement and laughed so hard that anyone within a hundred mile radius of the blast went deaf.

22.Chuck Norris does not sleep. He waits.

23.Chuck Norris built a time machine and went back in time to stop the JFK assassination. As Oswald shot, Chuck met all three bullets with his beard, deflecting them. JFK's head exploded out of sheer amazement.

24.There are no disabled people. Only people who have met Chuck Norris.

25.Chuck Norris does not have AIDS but he gives it to people anyway.

26.There is no chin behind Chuck Norris' beard. There is only another fist.

27.Chuck Norris once lined up to kick the winning field goal of a high school football game. When the football went flat, he persuaded the referees to let him kick the field goal with a 3 month old child. Chuck roundhoused kicked the baby 60 yards through the uprights and then proceeded to bang every girl in the stadium.

28.Chuck Norris recently had the idea to sell his urine as a canned beverage. We know this beverage as Red Bull.

29.Chuck Norris used live ammunition during all shoot-outs. When a director once said he couldn't, he replied, "Of course I can, I'm Chuck Norris," and roundhouse kicked him in the face.

30.If paper beats rock, rock beats scissors, and scissors beats paper, what beats all 3 at the same time? Answer: Chuck Norris.

31.If you can see Chuck Norris, he can see you. If

funny tings 2 do in an elevator!!

1. When there's only one other person in the elevator, tap them on the shoulder and then pretend it wasn't you.

2. Push the buttons and pretend they give you a shock. Smile, and go back for more.

3. Ask if you can push the button for other people, but push the wrong ones.

4. Call the Psychic Hotline from your cell phone and ask if they know what floor your on.

5. Hold the doors open and say you're waiting for your friend. After a while, let the doors close and say, "Hi Greg. How's your day been?"

6. Drop a pen and wait until someone reaches to help pick it up, then scream, "that's mine!"

7. Bring a camera and take pictures of everyone in the elevator

8. Move your desk in to the elevator and whenever someone gets on, ask if they have an appointment.

9. Lay down a Twister mat and ask people if they'd like to play.

10. Leave a box in the corner, and when someone gets on, ask them if they hear something ticking.

11. Pretend you are a flight attendant and review emergency procedures and exits with the passengers.

12. Ask, "Did you feel that?"

13. Stand really close to someone, sniffing them occasionally.

14. When the doors close, announce to the others, "It's okay. Don't panic, they open up again."

15. Swat at flies that don't exist.

16. Tell people that you can see their aura

17. Call out, "group hug!", then enforce it.

18. Grimace painfully while smacking your forehead and muttering, "Shut up, all of you, just shut up!"

19. Crack open your briefcase or purse, and while peering inside, ask, "Got enough air in there?"

20. Stand silently and motionless in the corner, facing the wall, without getting off.

21. Stare at another passenger for a while, then announce in horror, "You're one of THEM!" and back away slowly.

22. Wear a puppet on your hand and use it to talk to the other passengers.

23. Listen to the elevator walls with your stethoscope.

24. Make explosion noises when anyone presses a button.

25. Stare, grinning at another passenger for a while, and then announce, "I have new socks on."

26. Draw a little square on the floor with chalk and announce to the other passengers, "This is my personal space!"

27. Fart loudly then exclaim "Not I said the wolf"

28. Jump up and down then look at the floor and shout " let go you bastard "

29. Before the elevator door opens shout "DING" and then laugh and say "beat you again Mr Elevator."

30. Hire a labrador, wear sunglasses and repeatedly walk into the walls whilst pretending to not hear the other passenger's direction


31. Blow your nose and offer to show the contents of your kleenex
to other passengers.

32.Shave.

33.Greet everyone getting on the elevator with a warm handshake
and ask them to call you Admiral

34.Do Tai Chi exercises.

35.Sing "Mary had a little lamb" while continually pushing buttons.