This song is for sam kirkwood but a litl bit of bozzy to

J.C.B stand for James Christopher Bostock....


Well, I'm rumblin' in this JCB
I'm five years old and my sam’s a giant sitting beside me
And the engine rattles my bum like berserk
While we're singing
'Don't forget your shovel if you want to go to work!'

My sam’s probably had a bloody hard day
But he's been good fun and bubblin and jokin' away
And the procession of cars stuck behind
Are gettin all impatient and angry, but we don't mind

And we're holding up the bypass, oh
Me and my sam having a top laugh
Oh woah

Sittin on the toolbox, oh
And I'm so glad I'm not in school, boss
So glad I'm not in school

Oh no..

And we pull over to let the cars pass
And pull off again, speedin by the summer green grass
And we're like giants up here in our big yellow digger
Like zoids, or transformers, or maybe even bigger

And I wanna transform into a Tyrannosaurus Rex!
And eat up all the bullies and the teachers and their pets
And I'll tell all my mates, my sam’s ba barakas
Only with a JCB and Bruce Lee's nunchuckas

And we're holding up the bypass, oh
Me and my sam having a top laugh
Oh woah

Sittin on the toolbox, oh
And I'm so glad I'm not in school, boss
So glad I'm not in school

And we're holding up the bypass, oh oh
Me and my sam having a top laugh
Oh woah

I'm sittin on the toolbox, oh oh
And I'm so glad I'm not in school, boss
So glad I'm not in school

Said I'm dazz, I'm five, and my sam’s Bruce Lee
Drives me round in his JCB
I'm dazz I'm five, and my sam’s Bruce Lee
Drives me round in his JCB
I'm dazz I'm five, and my sam’s Bruce Lee
Drives me round in his JCB
I'm dazz I'm five, and my sam’s Bruce Lee
Drives me round

And we're holding up the bypass, woah
Me and my sam havin a top laugh, oh woah

And I'm sittin on the toolbox, oh
And I'm so glad I'm not in school, boss
So glad I'm not in school

Aw, said
I'm dazz, I'm five, and my sam’s Bruce Lee
Drives me round in his JCB
I'm dazz I'm five, and my sam’s Bruce Lee
Drives me round in his

Aw, I'm dazz I'm five, and my sam’s Bruce Lee
Drives me round in his JCB
I'm dazz I'm five, and my sam’s Bruce Lee
Drives me round in his JCB


THERES ONLY A FEW WORDS THAT CAN DESCRIBE THIS GUY
BRO-THER FOR-EVER

DONT GET DOWN COS SAM U NO
NO ONE CAN TOUCH THE UNTOUCHABLES
AND U ARE AN UNTOUCHABLE
U FUCKIN DAMN RIGHT FUCKIN PEACE OF FUCKIN LEGEND
peace xxxxx

Would you be in control?
Would you pull my hair?
Would you wisper in my ear?
Would you talk dirty to me?
Would you kiss me with a little tongue or a lot of tongue?
Would you say my name?
Would you go down on me?
Would you let me give you a hickie?
How many rounds would we go?
What would you wanna do afterwards?
Would you take off all ur clothes then take mine off slowly?
Would you lick and bite me all over?
Would you like 2 play or get straight to the point?
Would you want me to take my time?
Would u fall asleep when we were done?
Would u want me to go fast or slow?
Where would u wanna "do it" at?
Would u be loud or quiet?
Would you mind if i licked you?
Would you do it today?
Would you do it tomorrow?

1. Am i hot?:
2. Am i a flirt?:
3. Am I sweet?:
4. Am I crazy?:
5. Am I loveable?:
6. Am I funny?:
7. Am I annoying?:
8. Am I phsyco?:
9. Am I daring?:
10. Am I a good person?:
11. Am I a good dancer?:
12. Am I a fun person to be around?:
13. Am I a good friend?:
14. Am I always looking for a good time?:
15. Am I always looking for an adrenalin rush?:
16. Am I a good kisser?:
17. Am I a nutta?:
18. Am I crazy once i have had a drink?:
19. Am I gonna get the chance 2 fill this out 4 u?:

Any other commments?:.......................