the rules of shotgun!!

History Lesson: The Term shotgun refers to back in old wild west days, when a person would have to sit next to the driver of the wagon with a shotgun to protect them from highway robbers
Rules So far
1. The Shotgunner must be in clear sight of the car, and shotgun can be called regardless of wether the driver is in sight of the car
2. If you are the first to be picked up on a journey, you are automatically given shotgun, untill you violate the other shotgun laws and thus, forfeit your position, the seat is yours
3. you cannot declare shot gun if someone has previosuly declared shotgun for that journey.
4. when simultaneous shotgun is called, there is then a foot race to the passenger side door from the all the people who called
5. shotgun cannot be called whilst inside a building (unless you are in a multi storey or underground car park!)
6. shotgun cannt be called in advance, only whilst on the way to the car for the journey
7. on the call shotgun if the driver wants to mix things up a bit he can call reload, this means that all calls of shotgun before that are void and the first person to call shotgun again gets the seat... and if u plain don't like the person who called shotgun.
this is often used when there is a simultanious call and the driver is unsure of the outcome, also a shotgun can have 2 barrels so a reload can only be called once
8. ja rob rule...if hes in the car shotgun now means back left so he cant punch you every time a yellow car goes past
9. Once shotgun has been called for the front seat then back left and back right can be called, thus leaving the fifth person who is travelling in the middle (or the "bitch" seat)
10. Being as how everyone is created equal, men have the same right as women to the front seat of the car. i.e. women don't own the front seat!
11. In the instance that the normal driver of a vehicle is drunk or otherwise unable to perform their duties as driver, then he/she is automatically given Shotgun.
12. Once the journey is underway, the driver is the obvious controller of the tunes. However if they feel the road needs their full concentration, or they simply cannot be arsed any more, duty is passed to the shotgunner. however putting on crap tunes or allowing for silence when the ipod finishes a song or ANY instances of TAKE THAT will result in demotion to bitch seat.
13. Shoe Rule, anyone calling shotgun must have their shoes on, this is to stop people running outside and calling shotgun, then having to go back inside to put their shoes on, thus slowing the journey
14. Shotgun overrules Dibs, Baggsy's and and other girly calls!
15. despite the debate, shotgun can be used to shotgun things other than the front seat (eg back left, back right, women, not going to answer the door etc etc etc)
16. If travelling with a couple, one of the couple must shotgun the front.....no one wants to chauffer two of their mates whilst they are sat in the back all over each other
17. If someone has successfully called shotgun, this gives them no right whatsoever to correct the driver on their navigation skills ("take a left here you dickhead!") or driving ability ("I'd be in third gear if i was drving") if the passenger does this then they forfeit their position as shotgun holder
18. if someone says "whats shotgun?" after it has been called then they have to walk
19. If you come up to the car and you already have whos shotgun..the driver gets in and reaches over to unlock the shotgun door. if shotgun opens it before its actually unlocked..(this happens when the driver is still trying to unlock it and person pulls on handle) they have to give up there rights as shotgun. Therefore..shotgun suicide!
20. The successful shotgunner, in the front of a vehicle, assumes the responsibility for all gate opening, off licence nipping into, takeaway ordering and question asking. He/she is, in essence the co-pilot and therefore the enforcer of behaviour in the vehicle an

1. Slept naked? Yep

2. Taken a shower with someone? Yep

3. Kissed a member of the same sex? Nah m8 lmao!

4. Driven a car? Yeh lots haha gt mi little clio beast

5. Stolen anything? Ye (ov cors)

6. Been in love? Nah dunt fink soooo....

7. Been dumped? Yep

8. Stole money from a friend/family member? Yeh once a long time ago

9. Gotten in a car with people you just met? Yeh all tym

10. Been in a fist fight? Yeah loads lmao

11. Snuck out of your/someone’s house? Yep

12. Had feelings for someone who didn't have them back? Yep

13. Been arrested? yep

14. Hugged a stranger? nah dunt fink so

15. Met up with a member of the opposite sex somewhere? Silly question...

16. Left your house with out telling your parents? Yeh i ran away lol!!

17. Had a crush on your neighbour? Yep

18. Ditched school to do something more fun? Part o life

19. Slept in a bed with a member of the opposite sex? yeh n sum uva places

20. Lost a friend? Yeah R.I.P. Hilly m8!!

21. Been on a plane? Yep

22. Been to an island? Fukin england dikhead lol

23. played football? Yeah man!!

24. Love someone or miss someone right now? nah

25. Laid on your back and watched cloud shapes go by? all tym

26. Made a snow angel? yeh bt it woz wank

27. Played dress up? yeh in a competition dressed up as a chav lass lmao

28. Cheated while playing a game? yeh coz uvawise i lose

29. Been lonely? Yeah or i wunt be sat ere

30. Kissed more than 4 people in one night? yeah teeny bopper IKON!! 27 lasses in 1 nyt!! lmao

32. Felt an earthquake? nah

33. Touched a snake? yeh mine

34. Ran a red light? yeh

35. Been suspended from school? yeh

36. Had detention? evri fukin day nearli

37. Been in a car accident? on mi 18th b'day lmao

38. Had a party in your house while ur parents were away? Nope

39. Used a fake id? yeh dey is quality best tenner i eva spent

40. Crawled through a window? yeh locked misen art lol

41. Been lost? Yeah

42. Been to the opposite side of the country? yeh

44. Cried yourself to sleep? nah nt sad

47. Done something you told yourself you wouldn't? cheat on sum1

48. Laughed until something you were drinking came out your nose? yeh lol

49. Caught a snowflake on your tongue? yeh

50. Kissed in the rain? Yeah lol

51. Sang in the shower? of cors

52. Made love in a park? yeh

53. Had a dream that you married someone? nah

54. Glued your hand to something? Glued My Fingers 2geva in D.T. lmao

55. Got your tongue stuck to a flag pole? Nope

56. Ever gone to school partially naked? Dremt It Its Horrible:|

57. Been a cheerleader? yeh all tym lol

58. Had more than ten boy/girl friends? yep

59. Didn't take a shower for a week? yeh on dat shitty walk fing wiv college lol

60. Ever too scared to watch scary movies alone? nah am ard lmao

61. Played chicken? nah nt a chance

62. Been pushed into a pool with all your clothes on? nah dey always end end up in lol

63. Been told you're hot by a complete stranger? yeh on ere all d tym

64. Broken a bone? mi finga lol

65. Been easily amusedIm? Yeah

66. Laugh so hard you cry? yeh weneva am wit karl McDonald funny as foook!!

67. Mooned/flashed someone? yeh lol

68. Cheated on a test? ow u fink i got 10 GCSE's?

69. Forgotten someone's name? yeh

71. Done something dumb while drunk? yeh bt feck it lol

73. Blacked out from drinking? nah

74. Played a prank on someone? yeh all tym

75. Gone to a late night movie? nah

76. Made love to anything not human? yeh man all tym dats wt dogs are 4!! sick bastards

77. Failed a class? French lol

78. Choked on something you're not supposed to eat? a penny lol

79. Smoked weed? Yep

80. Stayed up all night? Yeah in d car lmao lol woz shit nxt day tho i woz fukd

81. Celebrate the 4th of July? nah am fukin English!!!

82. Thrown strange objects? yeh a choppin board, eggs, stones etc.

83. Felt like killing someo

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5. Would u kiss me?
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7. Describe me in 3 words?
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10. Do u still think the same?
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