Ten Things You Want To Say To Ten Different People:
1. LOL YOUR FACE!
2. WHERE THE HELL HAVE U BEEN?
3. just got back from narnia?
4. i left your magazine in the locker still :\
5. pick me up form work instead ^^
6. LOVE YOU!
7. want some cake?
8. gotta go BAI
9. 1 mirrion dolla!
10. autograph pleaseseses?

Nine Things About Yourself:
1. need a pee
2. drama+media please <3
3. YUM FOOD CAKE!
4. never met my grandad
5. for those who know of me but don't know me, i REALLY am crazy
6. 9 stone!?
7. i'm a member of TEAM MEAT PIE - CODENAME >> WANNABEFATTY
8. all my friends are hotter than the sun, screw you death, i'm gonna hug them anyway
9. sleep makes me sleep.

Eight Ways To Win My Heart:
1. be a girl...or atleast human...or alive.. =]
2. let me know if i make you happy or not
3. be honest
4. do as much for me as i'd do for you
5. love food
6. have a crazy, wild, tropical, nuclear and confantraglabulous imagination
7. always believe in everything
8. use your heart, always your heart.

Seven Things That Cross Your Mind Alot:
1. Pie
2. friends/family
3. how lame i look
4. how much i love how lame i look
5. my super secret ingenius imaginative, creative, wonderous thoughts and inventions
6. the future
7. other people's worries and problems and how i can help them

Six Things You Wish You Never Did:
1. be mean to anyone
2. lose contact with an old friend
3. lie, even when joking
4. hunt down and kill every pokemon in the amazon
5. to NOT meet my friends
6. make a mistake

Five Turn Offs:
1. dishonesty
2. incrudulity
3. false personality
4. evilness
5. fat-headed

Four Turn Ons:
1. nice eyes+smile
2. awesome sense of humour
3. passionate and caring
4. a mind more open than...an open door...infact....an empty door frame....or eve better...open space....minus the space... ^^

Three Smileys That Describe Your Life:
1. ^^
2.
3. :G QUACK.


Two Things You Want To Do Before You Die:
1. be a dad/grandad
2. change the world/humans/everything with only a sack of potatoes and a pencil sharpener

One Confession:
1. i care too much, deep down, under my wittyness, pranks and sarcasm...i die inside sometimes knowing somethings wrong with someone i know, i cry and pray, but nobody ever knows...

When You Was
A Young Boy
Your Grandma
Took You Into Mcdonalds
To Buy A Bigmac Pie

She Said Diaz When
You Grow Up
Will You Be
The Obesity Of The Country
The Fatness Of The Land

She Said Will You
Defeat Them
The Skinnies And Mega Thin Ones
And All The Anorexics Around

Because One Day
I'll Leave You
A Burger
To Lead You Into Pizza Hut
To Join The Fat Parade

WHEN YOU WAS
A YOUNG BOY
YOUR GRANDMA
TOOK YOU INTO MCDONALDS
TO BUY A BIGMAC PIE

SHE SAID DIAZ WHEN
YOU GROW UP
WILL YOU BE
THE OBESITY OF THE COUNTRY
THE FATNESS OF THE LAND

[Musical Awesomeness]

I Always Get The Feeling
My Weight Takes Over Me
And Other Times
I Feel Like I'm A Hoe

When Through It All
The Yells And Calls
Of FATTY I Get In The Streets

And When You're Gone
We Want You All To Know
We'll Waddle On
We'll Waddle On
And Though You're Huge And Large Believe Me
Your Chunkyness Will Waddle On
We'll Waddle On
And My Arteries Can't Contain It
My Dieter Can't Explain It

A World That Sends You Rolling, From KFC To Burger King
Your Bingo Wings And Weight Will Kill Us All
So Only Eat Half Or Take It Back
Let's Try To Stand Up Here
Belch It To The World, They'll Hear You Call

To Waddle On
We'll Waddle On
And Though You're Huge And Large Believe Me
Your Chunkyness Will Waddle On
We'll Waddle On
And Though Your Meal Has Been Defeated
Your Chubby Pride Marches On

And On We're Munching Through Our Fears
Yum Yum Yum
Lots And Lots Of Cake For Us This Year
Yum Yum Yum

You've Gotta Look At Me Cause
There's Nothing Else To See
I'm In Your Way
You'll Never Move Me
Cause I'm A World, You'll Never Shift My Butt
You Can Try, You'll Never Budge Me
We Eat It All
I'm Gonna Inhale This Tart
I Will Not Share, I'm Always Hungry
I'm Unashamed
I'm Gonna Gorge In Lard
Give A Cheer, For All The Fatties
Eat In Here, Becasue It's Not Very Far
I'm Not A Man
I'm A Hundred
Just Out Of Breath, Having To Sing This Song
Not A Man
Just A Hundred
I
Can't
Jump!

We'll Waddle On
We'll Waddle On
And Though You're Huge And Large Believe Me
Your Chunkyness Will Waddle On
We'll Waddle On
And Though Your Meal Has Been Defeated
Your Chubby Pride Marches On

I'm In Your Way
You'll Never Move Me
Cause I'm A World, You'll Never Shift My Butt
You Can Try, You'll Never Budge Me
We Eat It All
[We'll Waddle On]
I'm Gonna Inhale This Tart

I'm In Your Way
[We'll Waddle On]
You'll Never Move Me
[We'll Waddle On]
Cause I'm A World, You'll Never Shift My Butt
You Can Try,
[We'll Waddle On]
You'll Never Budge Me
We Eat It All,
[We'll Waddle On]
I'm Gonna Inhale This Tart
[We'll Waddle On]
We'll Waddle On



HI, Yeh I Started This To Diaz On Msn But Got Carried Away
Sorry If It Offends Mega MCR Fans and/or 'fat' people, i'm not intending to hurt anyone's feelings =]
It's More Of A Tribute I Made, Not A Piss Take ^^

i have a cute______.

i make you _______.

i should _______.

Someday you will ______.

me + you =________.

If you saw me now you\'d __________.

you would build a _______ just for me.

If you could sing me any song it would be _________.

We could __________ under the stars.

your love for me is like that of ____________.

Love,
_______________

(P.S. ______________.)