Sam Stringer
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- The One True Religion
- Jason-Stathamism teachings:
1. Worship only Statham
2. To show respect to Statham, bottle someone over the head and repeat the words either, "Come on you slag" or "Take this you fucking muppet"
3. True Jason-Stathamians may yell, "Come on you fucking mug" but he must have completed the pilgrimage before hand
4. The pilgrimage consists of driving a car through a crowded mall and having anal sex with a female in full view of the public e.g a high street - Rachel Gray
- Is cool
- Jason Statham
- Is cooler
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If your life was a movie, what would the soundtrack be?
So, here's how it works:
1. Open your library (iTunes, Winamp, Media Player, iPod, etc)
2. Put it on shuffle
3. Press play
4. For every question, type the song that's playing and the Band
5. When you go to a new question, press the next button
6. Don't lie and try to pretend your cool...
Opening Credits: Green Day - Wake Me up When September Ends
Waking Up: Kaiser Chiefs - Modern Way
First Day At School: Linkin Park - Papercut
Falling In Love: Thin Lizzy - Dancing in The Moonlight (Its Caught Me In Its Spotlight)
Fight Song: Fall Out Boy - Beat It
Breaking Up: Chris Daughtry - Over You
Prom: HIM - Killing Lonliness
Life: Goo Goo Dolls - Iris
Mental Breakdown: Three Days Grace - I Hate Everything About You
Driving: Linkin Park - Shadow of The Day
Flashback: Fort Minor - Back Home
Wedding: Hinder - Better Than Me
Birth of Child: Red Jump Suit Apparatus - Face Down
Final Battle: The Ordinary Boys - Boys will be Boys
Death Scene: Goo Goo Dolls - Here is Gone
Funeral Song: Fort Minor - Remember The Name
End Credits: Prodigy - Smack My Bitch Up2 comentarios 569 días
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On a transatlantic flight, a plane passes through a severe storm. The turbulence is awful, and things go from bad to worse when one wing is struck by lightning.
One woman in particular loses it. Screaming, she stands up in front of the plane. "I'm too young to die!" she wails. "Well, if I'm going to die, I want my last minutes on Earth to be memorable! I've had plenty of sex in my life, but no one has ever made me really feel like a woman! Well I've had it! Is there ANYONE on this plane who can make me feel like a WOMAN??"
For a moment, there is silence. Everyone has forgotten their own peril, and they all stare, riveted, at the desperate woman in the front of the plane.
Then, a man stands up in the rear of the plane. "I can make you feel like a woman," he says.
He's gorgeous. Tall, built, with long, flowing black hair and jet black eyes, he starts to walk slowly up the aisle, unbuttoning his shirt one button at a time. No one moves.
The woman is breathing heavily in anticipation as the stranger approaches. He removes his shirt. Muscles ripple across his chest as he reaches her, and extends the arm holding his shirt to the trembling woman, and whispers:
"Iron this."
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Why us guys are soooooo much better than women...
1. We keep our last name.
2. The garage is all ours.
3. Wedding plans take care of themselves.
4. Chocolate is just another snack.
5. We can be president.
6. We can wear a white T-shirt to a water park.
7. Car mechanics tell us the truth.
8. The world is our urinal.
9. We never have to drive to another gas station because this one's just too icky.
10. Same work, more pay.
11. Wrinkles add character.
12. Wedding dress - $5000; tux rental - $100.
13. People never stare at our chest when we're talking to them.
14. The occasional well-rendered belch is practically expected.
15. New shoes don't cut, blister, or mangle our feet.
16. One mood, ALL the time.
17. Phone conversations are over in 30 seconds flat.
18. We know stuff about tanks.
19. A five-day vacation requires only one suitcase.
20. We can open all our own jars.
21. We get extra credit for the slightest act of thoughtfulness.
22. If someone forgets to invite us, he or she can still be our friend.
23. Our underwear is $8.95 for a three-pack.
24. Everything on our face stays its original color.
25. Three pairs of shoes are more than enough.
26. We don't have to stop and think of which way to turn a nut on a bolt.
27. We almost never have strap problems in public
28. We are unable to see wrinkles in our clothes.
29. The same hair style lasts for years, maybe decades.
30. We don't have to shave below our neck.
31. Our belly usually hides our big hips.
32. One wallet and one pair of shoes, one color, all seasons.
33. We can "do" our nails with a pocket-knife.
34. We have freedom of choice concerning growing a mustache.
35. We can do Christmas shopping for 25 relatives, on December 24, in 45 minutes.
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| Lucky Color: | Saffron |
| Personality Strengths: | Charm, Knowledge |
| Personality Weakness(es): | Over-confidence |
| Successful Career Path: | Fashion |
| Sense of Humor Style: | Sarcastic |
| Adjectives to Describe You: | upredictable, enterprising |
| Description: | |
| Mature and understanding - you are the wise person of the group. Cautiously optimistic by nature, you have a better and more balanced perspective on things are you as compared to the people you associate with - everyone turns to you for advice, as they should! | |
Who shares your birthday? | |
cerrar Cockney Quiz
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I scored 100% on the Cockney QuizBlimey! Hmm, yew seem ter know a bi' ov Cockney then, I'll give yew that. You may even be able ter figure aaaht what all ov dis says. But, if yew meet a elephants trunk Crowley, chances are yew won't be able ter figure aaaht what they're saying! Nuff said, yeah? |
cerrar The Best Profile Survey
| Name : | Scott Fisher | |
| Nick Name : | Sam Stringer | |
| Birthdate : | Septemeber 19th | |
| Birthplace: | London, England | |
| Current Location: | In Haydens Bed | |
| Eye Color: | Brown | |
| Hair Color: | Brown | |
| Height: | Taller than jacob, lil shorter than Hayden | |
| Weight: | purple | |
| Piercings: | left ear | |
| Tatoos: | everywhere | |
| Boyfriend/Girlfriend: | jacob and hayden | |
| Vehicle: | feet | |
| Overused Phrase: | RAPE | |
| FAVORITES | ||
| Pub/Disc/Restaurant: | Zebra | |
| Candy: | School of rock | |
| Number: | Orange | |
| Color: | Laptop | |
| Animal: | ||
| Drink: | most visited | |
| Body Part on Opposite sex: | behind the kneecap | |
| Perfume: | fox | |
| TV Show: | Tha Carter 3 | |
| Music Album: | Scrubs | |
| Movie: | Ham Pitzgerald | |
| Actor/Actress: | Knockers | |
| This or That | ||
| Pepsi or Coke: | coke | |
| McDonalds or BurgerKing: | kneecapping | |
| Chocolate or Vanilla | hamstringing | |
| Hot Chocolate or Coffee: | chelsea grin | |
| Kiss or Hug: | rape | |
| Dog or Cat: | anal | |
| Rap or Punk: | deep throat | |
| Summer or Winter: | double penetration | |
| Scary Movies or Funny Movies: | 69 | |
| Love or Money: | strap on dildo with vibrating attachment | |
| YOUR... | ||
| Bedtime: | Maths | |
| Most Missed Memory: | Threesome | |
| Best phyiscal feature: | Trachea | |
| First Thought Waking Up: | last night was sweeeet | |
| Ambition: | go on the dole | |
| Best Friends: | Sliding door | |
| Weakness: | i have no adams apple | |
| Fears: | no rape | |
| Longest relationship: | Yellow | |
| HAVE YOU... | ||
| Cheated Your Partner: | Mister Coster | |
| Ever been beaten up: | shoes | |
| Ever beaten someone up: | um... i raped sum1 if that counts | |
| Ever Shoplifted: | On/Off switch | |
| Ever Skinny Dipped: | Upside down attached to a clothesline | |
| Ever Kissed Opposite sex: | both | |
| Been Dumped Lately: | Most wednesdays except for the 14 July | |
| IN A GUY/GAL | ||
| Favorite Eye Color: | Stripy | |
| Favorite Hair Color: | Door handle | |
| Short or Long: | Towel | |
| Height: | Flannel | |
| Style: | New age/gothic asian electro metal russian jamaican latina c | |
| Looks or Personality: | Looks, ass, tits, legs... fuck personality | |
| Hot or Cute | SIZZLING | |
| Muscular or Really Skinny: | fat, im a chubby chaser | |
| RANDOMS | ||
| What country do you want to Visit: | Rapeland | |
| How do you want to Die: | Raping sum1 | |
| Been to the Mall Lately: | afta i raped tht person | |
| Get along with your Parents: | Windows live | |
| Health Freak: | Macbook air | |
| Do you think your Attractive: | i have no eyes therefore i cannot see | |
| Believe in Yourself: | i have no morals therefore i cannot see | |
| Want to go to College: | rape college | |
| Do you Smoke: | wen raping | |
| Do you Drink: | wen i rape sum1 | |
| Shower Daily: | fortnightly unless i shit myself | |
| Been in Love: | if Fitzy counts, then no. | |
| Do you Sing: | wen im raping AND drunk | |
| Want to get Married: | nah im a one man rape team | |
| Do you want Children: | 2.5 kids plz | |
| Age you wanna lose your Virginity: | anytime to jacob and/or hayden | |
| Hate anyone: | Tom Cruise | |
| Get Your Own survey..... | ||
NOT MY PROFILE GUYS
if u wanna comment me or wateva click this one lol
SAM
samm, i hope youur okayy coz youu seemed kinda down today.
im like quite certain that youu are one of the coolest nd funniest guys i know! youur awesome brohhh.!
see youu around cool duuude.!
=].Ox
samm! omgsh youu know youu video box thing ? haha im pretty sure i just played it like 20 times just cracking up at it aeee.
nd youu know how all videos on pages are on auto play? i gt such a big fright wen it first camee on coz i didnt know where the music was coming from.!
gosssshh 
love youu sammy.
=].Ox
I forgot how to say Statham again =(
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samantha stringer we have the same initials.
S.S
wat a coinsedence.LOL
hows youur holidays been dear chuff?
=].Oxx
hay dere sam
have ma heart for today
lol
lataz!!
chuk us a text sometym if u wanna do anyfing k
lataz agen haha
Who's Jason Stratham?
your page didn't get deleted
Yeh they going good
Last night all of the girls went around to kelseys and
after a few drinks decided to jump in the pool nude !
Haha so they good
Lol i just saw jacob at the mall and he was pushing a wheelchair and i just
had to laugh lol
Hmmm yerr..height sshhv im pretty sur im a lil tad taller then you!! sumtimes maybe kinder okay not really =]
OL sham the things you bring into dis convosation wow wee 
OH mighty fine dat is GOOD.. well today just hung rownd at dat GREAT park crosby ...it was wonderful then came back and kinder ended up on dis dang bebo and yerr how bowt you broh?
=]
Oohh..
Nice, very cool.
Zingity zing
Oh, bayum!
Oohh, cool!
Well, I tidied my room today and that's about it. And I have to wash the windows.
WOW dose steps of your day just sound SOOO is there a word to xplain crickey
enjoyd your sarcasm there Young sam ( because your younger then me.. guttard
Soo how r you mate ?=]
Lol, okay.
Well, since im extremely nice..
i'm gonna give you some back! (again)
What you getting up to today?
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