Claire, Gill and Rachel are sat around their kitchen table typing on laptop computers. It's 07:41am and they are surrounded by mugs and lecture notes.



Claire - "Gill, what did you write for this part?"

Gill - *Reads aloud from report*

Claire - "Gill, how do you spell contemporary?"

Gill - "C-O-N-T-E-M-P-O-R-A-R-Y.
"

Claire - "Gill, how do you spell accessories?"

Gill - "A-C-C-E-S-S-O-R-I-E-S.
"

Claire - "Gill, what did you write for that part?"

Gill - *Reads aloud from report*

Claire - "Gill, how do you spell advantages?"

Gill - "A-D-V-A-N-T-A-G-E-S.
"

Claire - "Gill, how do you spell expansion?"

Gill - "E-X-P-A-N-S-I-O-N.
"

Claire - "Do I have to put my name on the front page? What do I write, like... 'Claire Shirreff'?"

Gill - "OH MY GOD, CLAIRE, I'M GOING TO HAVE A NERVOUS BREAKDOWN IF YOU ASK ME ONE MORE QUESTION!!?!"

...

*Awkward pause*

...

Rachel - "Gill, can I just ask you one question? ..."

Gill -

Rachel - "It's ok, it's not about marketing..."

Gill -

Rachel - "Can I borrow one of your bras tomorrow?"

Gill - *Has a wee LOL"

Claire - "Stockists? How do you spell that?"

Gill - "I'm FUCKING moving out."


THE END.


*Curtain drops*

I give you money and send you into the grocery store to pick up 6 items.
You can only pick one thing from the following departments.. what is it?

1. Produce: Oranges
2. Bakery: Baguette
3. Meat: Steak!
4. Frozen: Ristorante Pizza
5. Dry goods: Alpen
6. Dairy: Cheese!


Let's say we're heading out for a weekend getaway.
You're only allowed to bring 3 articles of clothing with you.

1. My parka, that way I'm prepared for freak weather conditions
2. My Elle Macpherson Intimates bra, because good support is always important, especially when your nungas are this size
3. My MOB tshirt, because it's always nice to be offensive


If I was to listen in on one of your conversations throughout the day..
What 5 phrases or words would I be most likely to hear?

1. "Some buzz"
2. "This is the worst buzz"
3. "Peach!"
4. "May as well be deed"
5. "I'm hungry"


What 3 things do you find yourself doing every single day, and if you didn't get to do, you probably wouldn't be in the best mood?

1. Showering
2. Listening to music
3. Carrying on with my pals


Sweet, you just scored a whole afternoon to yourself.
What 5 activities might we find you doing?

1. Lazing in pyjamas
2. Eating whatever takes my fancy
3. Watching whatever TV show I am addicted to at that point
4. Spending time putting on make up/doing my hair/choosing an outfit
5. Going down the pub for a pint


We're going to the zoo. But, it looks like it could start storming, so it'll have to be a quick visit.
What 3 exhibits do we have to get to?

1. Penguins
2. Monkeys
3. Anything remotely resembling a dinosaur


You just scored tickets to the taping of any live show that comes on t.v. of your choice.

1. Johnny Ross!


You're hungry for ice cream. I'll give you a triple dipper ice cream cone.

1. Irn Bru
2. Mint Choc Chip
3. Strawberry Cheesecake


Somebody stole your wallet.
In order to get it back, you have to name 5 things you know are inside to claim it.

1. Bank card
2. Student card
3. Passport photo of Greg
4. First Glasgow bus ticket
5. Photocopier card


You are at a job fair, and asked what areas you are interested in pursuing a career in. Let's pretend you have every talent and ability to be whatever you wanted, so what 4 careers would be fun for you?

1. Astronaut
2. Film director
3. TV comedian
4. Lion tamer


If you could go back and talk to the old you when you were in high school, and inform yourself of 4 things, what would you say?

1. David Miller turns out to be gay
2. Lose the matching hair / boots colour combo
3. Spend less time thinking about your boyfriend and more time studying
4. Don't quit your piano lessons

I LOVE LAURA BELL WITH ALL MY HEART, she is so so so cool, i like to spend my every waking moment with her, she makes me laugh daily with her hilarious and witty banter, sometimes when i go to tesco she hijacks my bebo, and i dont notice, i like to drink extensively with laura and do stupide stupideeeeee things like make out with french boys, however she is still awesome and i aspire to be her x