SATURDAY JULY 7
STAGE TIME BAND
MAIN STAGE 00:00 MUSE
MAIN STAGE 22:15 SNOW PATROL
MAIN STAGE 20:40 SCISSOR SISTERS
MAIN STAGE 19:10 KINGS OF LEON
MAIN STAGE 18:00 THE FRATELLIS
MAIN STAGE 16:45 THE GOO GOO DOLLS
MAIN STAGE 15:30 AVRIL LAVIGNE
MAIN STAGE 14:40 DIRECTOR
MAIN STAGE 13:50 THE VIEW
MAIN STAGE 13:00 THE CRIBS

STAGE 2/NME 23:50 RODRIGO Y GABRIELA
STAGE 2/NME 22:20 INTERPOL
STAGE 2/NME 21:00 MAXIMO PARK
STAGE 2/NME 19:40 MIKA
STAGE 2/NME 18:25 THE GOSSIP
STAGE 2/NME 17:10 BIFFY CLYRO
STAGE 2/NME 15:55 THE TWANG
STAGE 2/NME 14:45 PIGEON DETECTIVES
STAGE 2/NME 13:50 KHARMA 45
STAGE 2/NME 13:00 FRIGHTENED RABBIT

GREEN ROOM 23:55 QUEENS OF THE STONE AGE
GREEN ROOM 22:20 EDITORS
GREEN ROOM 20:45 JET
GREEN ROOM 19:15 OCEAN COLOUR SCENE
GREEN ROOM 17:55 ENTER SHIKARI
GREEN ROOM 16:50 THE BRAVERY
GREEN ROOM 15:45 THE MACCABEES
GREEN ROOM 14:45 JACK PENATE
GREEN ROOM 13:50 JUSTIN NOZUKA
GREEN ROOM 13:00 MY ALAMO

PET SOUNDS 00:10 WUTANG CLAN
PET SOUNDS 22:40 AIR
PET SOUNDS 21:10 TORI AMOS
PET SOUNDS 19:40 BADLY DRAWN BOY
PET SOUNDS 18:25 BRIAN JONESTOWN MASSACRE
PET SOUNDS 17:15 DAVID KITT
PET SOUNDS 16:10 DELORENTOS
PET SOUNDS 15:00 THE HOLDSTEADY
PET SOUNDS 14:00 THE RUMBLE STRIPS
PET SOUNDS 13:00 CATHY DAVEY

NEW BAND/FUTURES 00:30 I'M FROM BARCELONA
NEW BAND/FUTURES 23:30 THE NOISETTES
NEW BAND/FUTURES 22:30 JUNIOR BOYS
NEW BAND/FUTURES 21:40 THE HORRORS
NEW BAND/FUTURES 20:45 THE WOMBATS
NEW BAND/FUTURES 19:55 YSPWSD
NEW BAND/FUTURES 19:00 ZICO CHAIN
NEW BAND/FUTURES 18:10 TOKYO POLICE CLUB
NEW BAND/FUTURES 17:15 THE DYKEENIES
NEW BAND/FUTURES 16:25 POLYTECHNIC
NEW BAND/FUTURES 15:30 CHERRY GHOST
NEW BAND/FUTURES 14:40 THE MILK TEETH
NEW BAND/FUTURES 13:45 DIRTY EPICS
NEW BAND/FUTURES 13:00 MYOKHOTEL

DANCE STAGE 23:15 FELIX DA HOUSECAT
DANCE STAGE 21:15 2 MANY DJ'S
DANCE STAGE 19:45 TIGA
DANCE STAGE 18:30 BOOKA SHADE
DANCE STAGE 17:00 JUSTICE
DANCE STAGE 16:00 DIGITALISM
DANCE STAGE 15:00 DATAROCK
DANCE STAGE 14:00 DR LEKTROLUV
DANCE STAGE 13:00 JON AVERILL

LAUGHTER LOUNGE 22:00 JOE ROONEY
LAUGHTER LOUNGE 21:30 MICHAEL MEE
LAUGHTER LOUNGE 21:00 CAROL TOBIN
LAUGHTER LOUNGE 20:30 JARLATH REGAN
LAUGHTER LOUNGE 20:00 COLUM MCDONNELL
LAUGHTER LOUNGE 19:30 ROBBIE BONHAM
LAUGHTER LOUNGE 19:00 JOHN LYNN
LAUGHTER LOUNGE 18:30 BERNARD O'SHEA
LAUGHTER LOUNGE 18:00 DERMOT WHELAN
LAUGHTER LOUNGE 17:30 SIMON O'KEEFE
LAUGHTER LOUNGE MC STEVE CUMMINS

SUNDAY JULY 8
STAGE TIME BAND
MAIN STAGE 22:25 THE KILLERS
MAIN STAGE 20:35 RAZORLIGHT
MAIN STAGE 18:50 ARCADE FIRE
MAIN STAGE 17:15 THE KOOKS
MAIN STAGE 15:45 BLOC PARTY
MAIN STAGE 14:30 JAMES MORRISON
MAIN STAGE 13:15 THE BLIZZARDS
MAIN STAGE 12:00 THE SAWDOCTORS

STAGE 2/NME 22:30 DAFTPUNK
STAGE 2/NME 20:40 MY CHEMICAL ROMANCE
STAGE 2/NME 19:10 AMY WINEHOUSE
STAGE 2/NME 18:00 BABYSHAMBLES
STAGE 2/NME 16:50 CSS
STAGE 2/NME 15:40 GOGOL BORDELLO
STAGE 2/NME 14:35 THE THRILLS
STAGE 2/NME 13:40 LITTLE MAN TATE
STAGE 2/NME 12:50 DOGS
STAGE 2/NME 12:00 THE CORONAS

GREEN ROOM 22:30 JAMES
GREEN ROOM 20:55 KLAXONS
GREEN ROOM 19:40 JAMIE T
GREEN ROOM 18:20 SATELLITE PARTY
GREEN ROOM 17:00 BLACK REBEL MOTORCYCLE CLUB
GREEN ROOM 15:50 DIZZIE RASCAL
GREEN ROOM 14:45 LONG BLONDES
GREEN ROOM 13:45 CALVIN HARRIS
GREEN ROOM 12:50 ROYSEVEN TBC
GREEN ROOM 12:00 REMI NICOLE

PET SOUNDS 22:30 BRIAN WILSON
PET SOUNDS 21:00 RUFUS WAINWRIGHT
PET SOUNDS 19:30 BRIGHT EYES
PET SOUNDS 18:15 COLD WAR KIDS
PET SOUNDS 17:05 SINEAD O'CONNOR
PET SOUNDS 15:55 ALBERT HAMMOND JR
PET SOUNDS 14:45 SIERRALEONE REFUGEE ALLSTARS
PET SOUNDS 13:40 MR HUDSON & THE LIBRARY
PET SOUNDS 12:50 CHARLOTTE HATHERLY
PET SOUNDS 12:00 LOKO PARENTIS

NEW BAND/FUTURES 23:05 THE SOUNDS
NEW BAND/FUTURES 22:10 THE NATIONAL
NEW BAND/FUTURES 21:15 THE HOURS
NEW BAND/FUTURES 20:20 NEW Y0UNG PONY CLUB
NEW BAND/FUTURES 19:20 JASON MRAZ
NEW BAND/FUTURES 18:20 HOWLING BELLS
NEW BAND/FUTURES 17:25 AIR TRAFFIC

Derek: I'm pretty sure there's a lot more to life than being really, really good looking. And I plan on finding out what that is.

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Derek: Moisture is the essence of wetness, and wetness is the essence of beauty.

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Hansel: So I'm repelling down Mount Vesuvius when suddenly I slip, and I start to fall. Just falling, ahh ahh, I'll never forget the terror. When suddenly I realize "Holy shit, Hansel, haven't you been smoking Peyote for six straight days, and couldn't some of this maybe be in your head?"
Derek: And?
Hansel: And it was. I was totally fine. I've never even been to Mount Vesuvius.

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Derek: I'm not an ambi-turner.

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Hansel: What's the dealio, yo?

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Derek: At the Derek Zoolander Center For Children Who Can't Read Good And Wanna Learn To Do Other Stuff Good Too, we teach you that there's more to life than being really, really good looking.

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Hansel: Who are you tryin' to get crazy with, ese? Don't you know I'm loco?

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Matilda: When I was in 7th grade, I was... the fat kid in my class.
Derek: Ew!

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[Talking about the files]
Hansel: They're *in* the computer?

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Mugatu: Who cares about Derek Zoolander anyway? The man has only one look for Christ's sake! Blue Steel? Ferrari? Le Tigra? They're the same face! Doesn't anybody notice this? I feel like I'm taking crazy pills!

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Matilda: I became...
Hansel: What?
Matilda: Bulimic.
Derek Zoolander: You can read minds?

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Hansel: I wasn't like every other kid, you know, who dreams about being an astronaut, I was always more interested in what bark was made out of on a tree. Richard Gere's a real hero of mine. Sting. Sting would be another person who's a hero. The music he's created over the years, I don't really listen to it, but the fact that he's making it, I respect that. I care desperately about what I do. Do I know what product I'm selling? No. Do I know what I'm doing today? No. But I'm here, and I'm gonna give it my best shot.

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(at the funeral of Brint, Meekus and Rufus)
Matilda: Derek, Derek?
Derek: What do you want?
Matilda: Actually I'm trying to talk to Mugatu but he's tougher to get to than the president.
Derek: Oh, I thought you were gonna tell me what a bad "eugoogolizer" I am.
Matilda: A what?
Derek: A "eugoogolizer." One who speaks at funerals. Or did you think that I would be too stupid to know what a "eugoogoly" was?

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[after he pokes a girl with a pin]
Mugatu: Oh, I'm sorry, did my pin get in the way of your ass? Do me a favor and lose five pounds immediately or get out of my building like now!

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Mugatu: Hansel... so hot right now... Hansel.

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[after spitting out and spilling some bad coffee all over his assistant]
Mugatu: Todd! Are you not aware that I get farty and bloated with a foamy latte?

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Derek Zoolander: For serious.

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Derek Zoolander: What is this? A center for ants? How can we be expected to teach children to learn how to read... if they can't even fit inside the building?
Mugatu: Derek, this is just a small...
Derek Zoolander: I don't wanna hear your excuses! The building has to be at least... three times bigger than this!

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Hansel: He tried to brainwash Derek to kill the Claymation dude!

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Brint: Or the way Hansel combs his hair?
Meekus: Or like, doesn't, it's like, ex-squeeze me, but have yo

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The Ten greatest "Fucks" of all time
. "Where the Fuck is all the water comming from ??"
-- Capt. E.J. Smith of RMS
Titanic, 1912

2. "What the Fuck was that?"
-- Mayor Of Hiroshima, 1945

3. "Where did all those fucking Indians come from?"
-- Custer, 1877

4. "Any fucking idiot could understand that."
-- Einstein, 1938

5. "How the Fuck did you work that out?"
-- Pythagoras, 126 BC

6. "You want WHAT on the fucking ceiling?"
-- Michelangelo, 1566

7. "Where the fuck are we?"
-- Amelia Earhart, 1937

8. "Scattered fucking showers, my ass!"
-- Noah, 4314 BC

9. "Aw c'mon. Who the Fuck is going to find out?"
-- Bill Clinton, 1998

10."Geez, I didn't think they'd get this fucking mad."
-- Saddam Hussein, 2003