""-[[ FiveLasts ]]-
. Last Beverage -Water
. Last Phone Call - Jake Byrne
. Last Song Played - Chiddy Bang: The opposite of Adults
. Last Time You Cried - Never. . haha
. Last Text Message Sent To You Says- Yea me too x

-[[ HaveYouEver ]]-
. Dated Someone Twice - Ye
. Been Cheated On - Dont think so
. Kissed Someone & Regretted It? No
. Lost Someone Special? - Yes
. Been Depressed - Oh god ye
. Been Drunk And Threw Up? -Been drunk but have never thrown up.

-[[ ListThreeFavouriteColours ]]-
. Red
. Blue
. Yellow

-[[ ThisMonthHaveYou ]]-
. Made A New Friend - Dont think so.
. Fallen Out Of Love - Nope
. Laughed Until You Cried - Almost
. Met Someone Who Changed Your Life - No
. Found Out Who Your True Friends Were - no
. Is There Something You Want To Tell Someone - Yes
. Have You Kissed Anyone On Your Top Friend's List - Hell yeah

-[[ Randoms ]]-
. Who You Trust The Most? - Thats for me 2 know.
. What Did You Do For Your Last Birthday? Savage party!!
. What Were You Doing At Midnight Last Night? - On the way home from Hamlet
. thing You Cannot Wait For? - When i get ma car
. What Is One Thing You Wish You Could Change About Your Life?- Mistakes made
. What Are You Listening To Right Now? - Train: Hey Soul Sister
. Most Visited Webpage? -Bebo.
. How Many People On Your Friends List Do You Know In Real Life? - Most of them!
. How Many Kids Do You Want To Have? - Too early for even thinkin about that
. Change Your Name? - Nope

-[[ Reals ]]-
. What's Your Real Name - Cillian
. Zodiac Sign - Leo
. Male Or Female - male
. Hair Colour - Brown
. Long Or Short - Short
. Height - 6ft
. Do You Have A Crush On Someone? Yes
. Piercings - no
. .Tattoos - NO!!!
. Righty Or Lefty - Lefty

-[[ Firsts ]]-
. First Surgery - Have had nun
. First Piercing - nun
. First Real Best Friend - Hmmm
. First Award - Hurlin
. First Sport You Joined - Raharney hurlin club
. First Pet - Dog
. First Vacation - France
. First Crush - Haha long long time ago.

-[[ Currently ]]-
. Eating - Notn
. Drinking - Notn
. Im About To - Go watch tele...
. Waiting For - Someone to txt me coz im bored and not gonna make d effort to txt sum1 1st

-[[ YourFuture ]]-
. Want Kids? Yes
. Want To Get Married - Yes
. Careers In Mind? - Teachin of sum sort

-[[ WhichIsBetterWithThePreferredSex? ]]-
. Romantic Or Spontaneous - Spontaneous
. Sensitive Or Loud - Loud
. Hook-up Or Relationship - Relationship
. Trouble Maker Or Hesitant -Trouble Maker

-[[ HaveYouEver ]]-
. Kissed A Stranger - Yup
. Drank Hard Liquor - Ye
. Been Arrested - Nope..
. Turned Someone Down - Yeah
. Cried When Someone Died - Yep

-[[ DoYouBelieveIn ]]-
. Yourself - Naht much
. Miracles - No
. Love At First Sight - ye
. Heaven - Yea
. Santa Claus - Nope
. Kiss On The First Date - Yeah
. Angels - ye
. Ghosts - no

-[[ AnswerTruthfully ]]-
. Is There One Person You Want To Be With Right Now? - ~Yeah
. Had More Than One Girlfriend At One Time? - Never have never will
. Do You Believe In God? - Ye
. Have A Secret From Someone - Yea"

Q. Did you hear the Post Office just recalled their latest stamps?
A. They had pictures of Chelsea players on them and people couldn't figure out which side to spit on.

Q. What do you have when Chelsea fans are buried up to their neck in sand?
A. Not enough sand.

Q. You're locked in a room with a lion, a crocodile, and a Chelsea fan.
You have a gun with 2 bullets. What should you do?
A. Shoot the Chelsea Fan - twice.

Bollix: - The Referee

Mighty :- Very good

Hames :- A right shite, e.g. “He made a hames of that chance”

Lamp :- A good thump, e.g. “I swung for the sliotar, missed by 3 feet and lamped the full back”

A Crowd :- A gathering of people who watch a match and hope for random acts of violence, e.g.coolderry supporters

Schkelp: - To remove living tissue in the absence of surgical procedures, e.g. “That shite from clare took a schkelp outta me leg”

Bullin’: - Angry, e.g. “The centre half was bullin’ after I lamped him”

Bull Thick: - Very angry, e.g. “The centre half was bull thick after I lamped him again”

Joult: - A push, e.g. “I gave him a joult and he has to wear a neck brace for 2 weeks

Bushted :- An undefined soreness, e.g. “Jayz me arm is bushted"

A Hang Sangwidge :- Consumed with “tay” on the sides of roads after matches in Cionn Eitigh or Rath, usually contains half a pound of butter

Rake: - A great amount of anything, usually pints of Guinness the night before an important match

Indanamajaysus (in-da-nama-Jaysus): - What was that for referee?

Ya Bollix Ya :- Corner back’s formal recognition of a score by his opponent

Leh-It-In-Ta-Fuck-Wud-Ya :- Full forwards appeal to a midfielder for a more timely delivery of the pass

Burst The Bollix :- Instructions from the sideline to tackle your man

All-Hell-Broke-Loose :- A massive row that continues out in the parking area or dressing room areas, usually resolved by the Gardai