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I Am IRONJOHN! (du du du du du du du du) VOTE FOR ME!!!
Información
Have you ever seen a film called "Short Circuits"?
Or its less reputable sequel?
Remember the Robot?
Johnny 5?
Yeah?

Well Fuck That Wanker,
I'm Johnny 4, and I'll kick his robotic ass!

Johnny 4 - Derived from a recent mishap involving a toilet bowl and the loss of a thumb!
Johnny 4 (fingers)

Ha Ha Ha!

Oh! the funny side of bereavement!

Straight out of RosCompton,
Crazy Motherfucker named John Q,
From the band called,
Knackers With Attitude,
Id bate me girlfriend,
If I had one,
Coz Im a knacker,
With a shotgun,
All you other knackers,
Better not fuck with me,
Coz I'll stick my big toe,
Right into you Gee,
Bitch Then i'll throw you in the bin,
Coz your Rubbish!




At sex!
Music
Megadeth, Ac/Dc, Van Halen, Pantera, Kiss, Metallica, Slayer, The Rolling Stones, David Bowie, Foghat, The Beatles, T-Rex, Pearl Jam, ZZ Top, Thin Lizzy, Smashing Pumpkins, Damageplan, Black Label Society, Los Lobos, Down, Rage Against The Machine, Pink Floyd, Lynyrd Skynyrd, Tenacious D, Winger, Nazareth, Peter Frampton, The Who, Iron Maiden, Motorhead, Aerosmith, Anthrax, Alice Cooper, The Ramones, Sex Pistols, Judas Priest, Alice In Chains, Nirvana, Guns 'n' Roses, Bon Jovi, Motley Crue, Whitesnake, Def Lepperd, The Guess Who, The George Baker Selection, Wolfmother, Steppenwolf, Steve Vai, Slaughter, Primus, Faith No More, Jimi Hendrix, Bob Dylan, Eric Clapton, Rory Gallagher, Johnny Cash, Annihilator, The Blasters, Dire Straits, Cream, Deep Purple, Black Sabbath, Queen, Yngwie Malmsteen, Testament, Status Quo, Ram Jam, Stevie Ray Vaughan, Santana, Dio, The Pretenders, The Small Faces, Boston, Queens Of The Stone Age, The Doors, Jefferson Airplane, Clive Barnes, Rodrigo y Ga
Films
Dazed And Confused, Detroit Rock City, Super Troopers, Pirates of the Carribean: The curse of the Black Pearl, Pirates of the Carribean: Dead mans chest, Pirates of the carribean: At worlds end, The Big Lebowski, Falling Down, The Punisher, Beavis And Butthead Do America, Dumb And Dumber, Caddyshack, Anchorman: The Legend Of Ron Burgundy, Platoon, Full Metal Jacket, Star Wars Episode VI: Return Of The Jedi, Superbad, Terminator 2: Judgement Day, Some Like It Hot, Indiana Jones and the Last Crusade, Dr. No, Life Of Brian
Hobbies
Playing Guitar, Drinking, Call Of Duty : Modern Warfare, Going To Bullfights On Acid, Keeping God Out Of California!
Scared Of
Spider-ghosts! Could ya imagine that.
i spider that could fly and bite ya
and ya wouldnt be able to kill it
and then it would breed with our women and create a race of spider-ghost people
and we would all succumb to their merciless rule!
eeewww!
Happiest When
Happy
HATES!!!!
When people shake coke! It takes the fizz out of it! Its a sin! I despise it!
Scientology
and doyler when he's on his period
My Shirts!
I have 4 of them so dont get confused. I do change my clothes!
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  • More Pointless Stuff

    Boredom! Thou Are A Heartless Bitch!!!

    1. Are you single? No!
    2. Are you happy? Yup!
    3. Are you bored? Yup!
    4. Are you sad?No
    5. Are you Italian? No but i do like pizza
    6. Are you pregnant? No but i do hav a beer belly!lol
    7.Do you give a fuck? Nope!
    8. Are you cool? Funkadelic!
    9. Are you Irish? Yup!
    10. Are your parents still married? Yup!

    TEN FACTS
    1. Name- John
    2. Birth place- Ballinasloe
    3. Hair colour- Blonde
    5. Eye colour- Blue
    6. Birthday- 6th June
    7. Mood- Horny, Sleepy, Hungry...Distraught, shall we say
    8. Favourite colour? Green! lol
    9. Where do you live? Athlone
    10. Lefty / Righty ? Righty. I aint no wrongy

    TEN THINGS ABOUT YOUR LOVE LIFE
    1. Have you ever been in love? No
    2. Do you believe in love at first sight? no
    3. Why did your last relationship fail? Ah well i dunno! i was dumped! lol
    4. Have you ever been hurt emotionally? Yes!
    5. Have you ever broken someone's heart? Dunno!
    7. Have you ever liked someone but never told them? Yup
    8. Are you afraid of commitment? Nope
    9. Have you hugged someone within the last week? Yup!
    10. Have you ever had a secret admirer? Dunno! Dont Care really.

    TEN THIS OR THAT?
    1. Love or lust? Lust
    2. Hard liquor or beer? Beer! Heineken and Fosters!
    3. Cats or dogs? Cats
    4. A few best friends or many regular friends? Both
    5. Television or Internet? Internet
    6. Pepsi or coke? Coke
    7. Wild night out or romantic night in? As long as they all have a happy ending! lol
    8. Money or Happiness? Happiness
    9. Night or day? Night
    10. MSN or phone? Phone

    TEN HAVE YOU EVER
    1. Been caught sneaking out? Yup
    2. Been skinny dipping? Yup
    3. Done something you regret? Yup
    4. Bungee jumped? Nope
    5. Lied to someone you love? Yup
    6. Finished an entire jaw breaker? Yup
    8. Wanted an ex bf/gf back? Yup, but then resentment kicked in
    9. Cried because you lost a pet? Yup
    10. Wanted to disappear? Yup

    TEN PREFERENCES
    1. Smile or eyes: Both! imagine a lovely smile nd big googly eyes! haha
    2. Light or dark hair: Dont Matter
    3. Hugs or kisses: Both
    4. Shorter or taller: Shorter
    5. Intelligence or attraction: Both
    6. Romantic or spontaneous: Both
    8. Hook-up or relationship: Ah sure we'll see

    TEN LASTS
    1. Last phone call you made: Shlong
    2. Last phone call you received: Kate
    3. Last person you hung out with? Snowy
    5. Last person you tackled: Darek
    6. Last person you IMed: Spike
    7. Last text message you received: Becky
    8. Last person(s) you went to the movies with: Daddio!
    9. Last person/ thing you missed: Beer Money! lol
    10. Person you wanna be with right now: Muhammed Jihad

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  • A to the Muthafuckin Z

    A - Available: Nope!
    B - Best thing: A good book and a glass of port!lol
    C - Crush: Lucy Pinder
    D – DOB: 06/06/1988
    E - Easiest Person To Talk To: Kevvy Kev, Marky Mark or Dooley
    F - Favourite place: Round the back of Mels playin hopscotch!
    G - Gud hug or Gud kiss: Gud Ride!
    H – Hometown: Athlone
    I - In love: Only with Richard Nixon
    J - Job: Milkman/Sex Machine
    K – Kids: Its not mine...... I swear!
    L - Nicest Celeb: Bill Bailey
    M - Most cred spent on: Calling the Pudding Ingredients hotline
    N - Number off siblings? 3
    O – One essential thing: Coca Cola
    P - Pizza: Pepperoni or Hawaian
    Q - Favourite Quote : A question? what is it? Its an introgative statement used to test ones knowledge, but thats not important right now! - Airplane 2!
    R - Reason To Smile: If ya dont the government will come get ya!
    S - Super: Man....? no?
    T - Time You Woke Up: Just Now.......what?
    U - Unknown Fact About Me: I have 3 Nipples
    V - Vegetable You Hate: Turnip!
    W - Website: Analpummelling.com!
    X - X-Rays You've Had: 3 -> 2 on my foot, 1 on my leg.
    Y - Yummy Food: Everything when ya got the munchies!
    Z - Zodiac Sign: Gemini

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  • John Q, Fuck You!

    1. Name: John Quinlan
    2. Nicknames: Quincy, Quinball
    3. Birthday: 06/06/88
    4. Place of Birth: Ballinasloe
    5. Zodiac Sign: Gemini
    6. Gender: I am all that is man!
    7. Class: MC2
    8. School: Marist College a.k.a Shithole Central
    9. Occupation: Student/Milkman/Sex Machine
    10. Residence: Athlone
    11. MSN Screen Name: John Q, How Do You Do?

    __Your Appearance___

    12. Hair Color: Blonde
    13. Hair Length: Short and Slick
    14. Eye color: Blue
    15. Hairstyle: Resevoir Doggish
    16. Height: 6"2
    17. Braces: No
    18. Glasses: No
    19. Piercings: No
    20. Tattoos: No
    21. Righty or Lefty: Righty

    ___Your "Firsts"___

    22. First best friend: Kev Kirwan
    23. First Award: I won a race in primary school and got a medal...
    24. First Sport You Joined: Soccer
    25. First pet: Hamster
    26. First Real Vacation: Spain
    27. First Real Concert: Slayer June 2005
    28. First Love: I love all of gods creatures! Except you
    ___ Favorites___

    29. Movie: Detroit Rock City, Dazed and Confused
    30. TV programme: That 70s Show, Lost, Family Guy, Futurama
    31. Colour: Dark Green
    32. Rapper: Easy E, JMJ (may they rest in peace)
    33. Singer/band: Megadeth, Ac/Dc, Van Halen, Pantera
    34. Song Right Now: Somebody to Love - Jefferson Airplane
    35. Friends: Whoever wants to be! lol
    36. Sweet: Sour Wine Gums
    37. Sport: Rugby
    38. Restaurant: Bethleem
    39. Favourite brand: Outdoor Scene
    40. Store: Music World
    41. School Subject: No
    42. Animal: Cat
    43. Book: Legend by David Gemmell
    44. Magazine: Maxim or Nuts
    45. Shoes: Any

    ___Currently___

    46. Feeling: Hungover
    47. Single or Taken?: Single
    48. Have a crush: I do Indeedy!
    49. Eating: A crisp
    50. Drinking: Heineken
    51. Typing: Letters strung into words strung into sentences
    52. Online?: Yes
    53. Listening To: 4th Dimensional Transition - MGMT
    54. Thinking About: The Game...AW FUCK! i lost the game!
    55. Wanting To: Win The Lotto And Move Out!
    56. Waiting For: A bus
    57. Wearing: A Towel
    58. Want Kids?: Possibly, as long as they dont fuckin annoy me
    59. Want to be Married?: Eventually
    60. Careers in Mind: Exotic Dancer
    61. Where do you want to live: Stalingrad
    62. Car: Ford Gran Turino

    __Which is Better With The Opposite Sex___

    63. Hair color: Does"nt matter
    64. Hair length: Not Too Short
    65. Eye color: Does"nt matter
    66. Measurments: Does"nt matter
    67. Cute or Sexy: Both
    68. Lips or Eyes: Both
    69. Hugs or Kisses: Both
    70. Short or Tall: Shorter than me
    71. Easygoing or serious: Easy going
    72. Romantic or Spontaneous: Both
    73. Must be: Intellegent and Funny
    74. Sensitive or Loud: A bit of both
    75. Hook-up or Relationship: Ah We'll see
    76. Wet or Dry: Lol!
    77. Trouble Maker or Hesitant One: Trouble Maker!

    ___Have you ever______

    78. Done Drugs: Define "Done"
    79. Had Alcohol: YES!!!!!
    80. Smoked: Yes
    81. Ran Away From Home: No
    82. Broken a bone: No
    83. Got an X-ray: Yes
    84. Been with someone: Yes
    85. Broke someones Heart: I dunno... sorry if i did!
    86. Broke Up With Someone: Yes
    87. Cried When Someone Died: Yes
    88. Cried At School: Yes

    ___Do You Believe In___

    89. God: Yes
    90. Miracles: Yes
    91. Love At First sight: No
    92. Ghosts: Yes
    93. Aliens: Yes
    94. Soul Mates: Yes
    95. Heaven: Yes
    96. Hell: Yes
    97. Angels: No
    98. Kissing on The First Date: Yes
    99. Horoscopes: Sometimes, when its a good one!

    ___Answer Truthfully___

    100. Is There Someone You Want But You Know You Can"t Have? Yes

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6 June
Lucky Color:Amber
Personality Strengths:Peace, Wit
Personality Weakness(es):Impatience
Successful Career Path:Fashion
Sense of Humor Style:Slapstick
Adjectives to Describe You:impulsive, upredictable
Description:
A hip non-conformist who truly stands for his/her beliefs - you are out to make a difference in this world, and you have a realistic chance of success. You have always been self-driven and derive your inspiration from those close to you. Ambitious - and why shouldn't you be - the sky is the limit for you!

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Name :   John Quinlan
Nick Name :   Johnquinlan
Birthdate :   06/06/88
Birthplace:   Ballinasloe
Current Location:   Athlone
Eye Color:   Blue
Hair Color:   Blonde
Height:   6'2
Weight:   16st
Piercings:   No
Tatoos:   No
Boyfriend/Girlfriend:   No
Vehicle:   No
Overused Phrase:   Hey you with the mouth!?!?!
FAVORITES
Food:   Fajitas
Pub/Disc/Restaurant:   Metro
Candy:   Sour Jellies
Number:   097459087340
Color:   Green or Brown
Animal:   Warthog
Drink:   Coke
Body Part on Opposite sex:   Left Ear
Perfume:   Lynx?
TV Show:   The Mighty Boosh
Music Album:   Revolver - The Beatles
Movie:   Caddyshack (at the mo.)
Actor/Actress:   Robert Downey Jr.
This or That
Pepsi or Coke:   Coke
McDonalds or BurgerKing:   McDonalds
Chocolate or Vanilla   Choc
Hot Chocolate or Coffee:   Hot Choc
Kiss or Hug:   Hug
Dog or Cat:   Cat
Rap or Punk:   Punk
Summer or Winter:   Summer
Scary Movies or Funny Movies:   Funny
Love or Money:   Love
YOUR...
Bedtime:   I don't like sleeping
Most Missed Memory:   Ballybunion
Best phyiscal feature:   Baldy Head
First Thought Waking Up:   FoooooooooD!
Ambition:   Lotto Winner
Best Friends:   All of 'em
Weakness:   Ankle
Fears:   Inability to move
Longest relationship:   Dunno...
HAVE YOU...
Cheated Your Partner:   No
Ever been beaten up:   Yes
Ever beaten someone up:   Yes
Ever Shoplifted:   Yes
Ever Skinny Dipped:   Yes
Ever Kissed Opposite sex:   Yes
Been Dumped Lately:   No
IN A GUY/GAL
Favorite Eye Color:   Dont Matter
Favorite Hair Color:   Dont Matter
Short or Long:   Long
Height:   Shorter than me
Style:   ish
Looks or Personality:   Personality
Hot or Cute   Both
Muscular or Really Skinny:   em.....
RANDOMS
What country do you want to Visit:   Austrailia
How do you want to Die:   Painlessly
Been to the Mall Lately:   Yup
Get along with your Parents:   Yes
Health Freak:   No
Do you think your Attractive:   Sex Machine
Believe in Yourself:   If I didnt id be a self athiest
Want to go to College:   yes
Do you Smoke:   yes
Do you Drink:   yes
Shower Daily:   yes
Been in Love:   yes
Do you Sing:   yes
Want to get Married:   yes
Do you want Children:   yes
Age you wanna lose your Virginity:   HEY!!!
Hate anyone:   yes
Get Your Own survey.....

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Which Pok�mon Are You?

Haunter

You're Haunter, the scary one of the bunch. Infact, you're so scary even your tongue has a mind of it's own. You're dedicated and powerful but seem to have less friends than everyone else. That's not a bad thing though...

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Last time you bring me pie, I cut into it, with my tiny pie cutter, and millions of birds flew out hitting me in the eyes and the temples...it was a trick pie!
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You and your brother (wife?) are so similar, no one can figure out if they're talking about you or the other one.

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Fox On The Run by Sweet
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I Am A Man Of Constant Sorrow (Radio Station Ve... by The Soggy Bottom Boys
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Shattered by Pantera
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  • Leoni Kirwan
    luv Leoni Kirwan

    fuk, wot wer ya doin ya mad yoke :O
    did ya get it sewd bak r wot?

    ...u type with your thumb?? :L :L
    mmm fek all ska ere really. just doin last yr of college shite... same ol stuff udr dan dat

    hace 9 semanas
  • Dónal Bowens
    Dónal Bowens

    oh jesus john my good friend hows it going

    hace 10 semanas
  • Leoni Kirwan
    luv Leoni Kirwan

    hey there, how u keepin? :)
    havn bn chatn ya in ages!! :(
    craic?

    hace 11 semanas
  • Doc

    how was the final D-Day? sorely missed it shall be

    hace 12 semanas
  • Sara Burke
    luv Sara Burke

    no newsies for u really!
    got the sack from my job?
    now ive got to find another. kickin the crap out of hu!! the girl i thailand. yeah that was brill.gave sum guy a black eye this weekend too. but it wasnt violent or anyting he asked me to hit him too see how hard i cud punch him.ha wat a twat!!!xxx

    hace 12 semanas
  • luv Doc

    Bate his family?...Moira would bate the 2 of us no bother!
    But yeah, lets get violent and hammered and violently hammered

    hace 13 semanas
  • Darcy
    Darcy

    quinlan stole my rock performance

    hace 13 semanas
  • Rhona O'Neill
    luv Rhona O'Neill

    roll on next wednesday!!
    CHLISHT WILL SNACK AGAIN!!:D

    hace 13 semanas
  • Doc

    John u are so devious in ur ways...and dont worry well trash your house next week!

    hace 14 semanas
  • luv Doc

    Im so jealous im missing D Day!

    ......I......Love......U.....Quinc
     y.............IL KILL U Boi!

    hace 14 semanas
  • Audrey Murphy
    luv Audrey Murphy

    Where u been hidin dis weather??

    hace 15 semanas
  • Darcy
    Darcy

    standardized testing time again eh? did you ever notice how the dumb kids fill in the wrong circles?

    hace 16 semanas
  • luv Doc

    QUINCY!!!!!


    ILL KILL U BOII!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

    hace 16 semanas
  • Rhona O'Neill
    luv Rhona O'Neill

    i love john quinlan!:D

    hace 18 semanas
  • Paul Curley
    luv Paul Curley

    hey budd! im very gud how are you doin???? i alz keep it real!!!

    hace 21 semanas
  • Rhona O'Neill
    Rhona O'Neill

    thanks for the card!!hehe means alot!

    hace 22 semanas
  • Porridge.
    luv Porridge.

    Quincy !!!!!!! Happy Belated Birthday :D

    hace 24 semanas
  • Rhona O'Neill
    Rhona O'Neill

    we love john quinlan!

    hace 28 semanas
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    HI Jesus John

    FRANTIC TOUR PART 1 @ THE SLOANS WEST BELFAST!!

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    hace 29 semanas