Jesus John The Turbo Slut
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Hombre, 21,
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- Miembro desde: September 2006
- Última sesión: hace 1 semana
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- Lema
- I Am IRONJOHN! (du du du du du du du du) VOTE FOR ME!!!
- Información
- Have you ever seen a film called "Short Circuits"?
Or its less reputable sequel?
Remember the Robot?
Johnny 5?
Yeah?
Well Fuck That Wanker,
I'm Johnny 4, and I'll kick his robotic ass!
Johnny 4 - Derived from a recent mishap involving a toilet bowl and the loss of a thumb!
Johnny 4 (fingers)
Ha Ha Ha!
Oh! the funny side of bereavement!
Straight out of RosCompton,
Crazy Motherfucker named John Q,
From the band called,
Knackers With Attitude,
Id bate me girlfriend,
If I had one,
Coz Im a knacker,
With a shotgun,
All you other knackers,
Better not fuck with me,
Coz I'll stick my big toe,
Right into you Gee,
Bitch Then i'll throw you in the bin,
Coz your Rubbish!
At sex! - Music
- Megadeth, Ac/Dc, Van Halen, Pantera, Kiss, Metallica, Slayer, The Rolling Stones, David Bowie, Foghat, The Beatles, T-Rex, Pearl Jam, ZZ Top, Thin Lizzy, Smashing Pumpkins, Damageplan, Black Label Society, Los Lobos, Down, Rage Against The Machine, Pink Floyd, Lynyrd Skynyrd, Tenacious D, Winger, Nazareth, Peter Frampton, The Who, Iron Maiden, Motorhead, Aerosmith, Anthrax, Alice Cooper, The Ramones, Sex Pistols, Judas Priest, Alice In Chains, Nirvana, Guns 'n' Roses, Bon Jovi, Motley Crue, Whitesnake, Def Lepperd, The Guess Who, The George Baker Selection, Wolfmother, Steppenwolf, Steve Vai, Slaughter, Primus, Faith No More, Jimi Hendrix, Bob Dylan, Eric Clapton, Rory Gallagher, Johnny Cash, Annihilator, The Blasters, Dire Straits, Cream, Deep Purple, Black Sabbath, Queen, Yngwie Malmsteen, Testament, Status Quo, Ram Jam, Stevie Ray Vaughan, Santana, Dio, The Pretenders, The Small Faces, Boston, Queens Of The Stone Age, The Doors, Jefferson Airplane, Clive Barnes, Rodrigo y Ga
- Films
- Dazed And Confused, Detroit Rock City, Super Troopers, Pirates of the Carribean: The curse of the Black Pearl, Pirates of the Carribean: Dead mans chest, Pirates of the carribean: At worlds end, The Big Lebowski, Falling Down, The Punisher, Beavis And Butthead Do America, Dumb And Dumber, Caddyshack, Anchorman: The Legend Of Ron Burgundy, Platoon, Full Metal Jacket, Star Wars Episode VI: Return Of The Jedi, Superbad, Terminator 2: Judgement Day, Some Like It Hot, Indiana Jones and the Last Crusade, Dr. No, Life Of Brian
- Hobbies
- Playing Guitar, Drinking, Call Of Duty : Modern Warfare, Going To Bullfights On Acid, Keeping God Out Of California!
- Scared Of
- Spider-ghosts! Could ya imagine that.
i spider that could fly and bite ya
and ya wouldnt be able to kill it
and then it would breed with our women and create a race of spider-ghost people
and we would all succumb to their merciless rule!
eeewww! - Happiest When
- Happy
- HATES!!!!
- When people shake coke! It takes the fizz out of it! Its a sin! I despise it!
Scientology
and doyler when he's on his period - My Shirts!
- I have 4 of them so dont get confused. I do change my clothes!
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Siacon
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James G
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Dave Gannon
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Michelle Gibbons
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Laura
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Moro
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Faherty
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Rhona O'Neill
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Audrey Murphy
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Aishling Lennon
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Paul Walsh
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Richie Ryan
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Tom Hanevy
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Brian J
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Robyn Minagh
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James Coady
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James Breen
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Trisha
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Dempsey
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Leoni Kirwan
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Sara Burke
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Shawn Allen
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Rory O Connor
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- An actual how well do ya know John quiz? 13 participante(s)
- The Megadeth Quiz 17 participante(s)
- The Big Bad Movie/Tv Quiz! 21 participante(s)
- How well do ya know me part 2, the revenge! 18 participante(s)
- The Boredom Quiz of Boredom 20 participante(s)
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Whos, in your opinion, is the best director?
- Oliver Stone
- Stanley Kubrick
- Robert Rodriguez
- Frank Miller
- Darren Aronofsky
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Whos, in your opinion, is the best actor?
- Robert De Niro
- Al Pacino
- Kevin Spacey
- Tim Robbins
- Ed Norton
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More Pointless Stuff
Boredom! Thou Are A Heartless Bitch!!!
1. Are you single? No!
2. Are you happy? Yup!
3. Are you bored? Yup!
4. Are you sad?No
5. Are you Italian? No but i do like pizza
6. Are you pregnant? No but i do hav a beer belly!lol
7.Do you give a fuck? Nope!
8. Are you cool? Funkadelic!
9. Are you Irish? Yup!
10. Are your parents still married? Yup!
TEN FACTS
1. Name- John
2. Birth place- Ballinasloe
3. Hair colour- Blonde
5. Eye colour- Blue
6. Birthday- 6th June
7. Mood- Horny, Sleepy, Hungry...Distraught, shall we say
8. Favourite colour? Green! lol
9. Where do you live? Athlone
10. Lefty / Righty ? Righty. I aint no wrongy
TEN THINGS ABOUT YOUR LOVE LIFE
1. Have you ever been in love? No
2. Do you believe in love at first sight? no
3. Why did your last relationship fail? Ah well i dunno! i was dumped! lol
4. Have you ever been hurt emotionally? Yes!
5. Have you ever broken someone's heart? Dunno!
7. Have you ever liked someone but never told them? Yup
8. Are you afraid of commitment? Nope
9. Have you hugged someone within the last week? Yup!
10. Have you ever had a secret admirer? Dunno! Dont Care really.
TEN THIS OR THAT?
1. Love or lust? Lust
2. Hard liquor or beer? Beer! Heineken and Fosters!
3. Cats or dogs? Cats
4. A few best friends or many regular friends? Both
5. Television or Internet? Internet
6. Pepsi or coke? Coke
7. Wild night out or romantic night in? As long as they all have a happy ending! lol
8. Money or Happiness? Happiness
9. Night or day? Night
10. MSN or phone? Phone
TEN HAVE YOU EVER
1. Been caught sneaking out? Yup
2. Been skinny dipping? Yup
3. Done something you regret? Yup
4. Bungee jumped? Nope
5. Lied to someone you love? Yup
6. Finished an entire jaw breaker? Yup
8. Wanted an ex bf/gf back? Yup, but then resentment kicked in
9. Cried because you lost a pet? Yup
10. Wanted to disappear? Yup
TEN PREFERENCES
1. Smile or eyes: Both! imagine a lovely smile nd big googly eyes! haha
2. Light or dark hair: Dont Matter
3. Hugs or kisses: Both
4. Shorter or taller: Shorter
5. Intelligence or attraction: Both
6. Romantic or spontaneous: Both
8. Hook-up or relationship: Ah sure we'll see
TEN LASTS
1. Last phone call you made: Shlong
2. Last phone call you received: Kate
3. Last person you hung out with? Snowy
5. Last person you tackled: Darek
6. Last person you IMed: Spike
7. Last text message you received: Becky
8. Last person(s) you went to the movies with: Daddio!
9. Last person/ thing you missed: Beer Money! lol
10. Person you wanna be with right now: Muhammed Jihad0 comentarios 629 días
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A to the Muthafuckin Z
A - Available: Nope!
B - Best thing: A good book and a glass of port!lol
C - Crush: Lucy Pinder
D – DOB: 06/06/1988
E - Easiest Person To Talk To: Kevvy Kev, Marky Mark or Dooley
F - Favourite place: Round the back of Mels playin hopscotch!
G - Gud hug or Gud kiss: Gud Ride!
H – Hometown: Athlone
I - In love: Only with Richard Nixon
J - Job: Milkman/Sex Machine
K – Kids: Its not mine...... I swear!
L - Nicest Celeb: Bill Bailey
M - Most cred spent on: Calling the Pudding Ingredients hotline
N - Number off siblings? 3
O – One essential thing: Coca Cola
P - Pizza: Pepperoni or Hawaian
Q - Favourite Quote : A question? what is it? Its an introgative statement used to test ones knowledge, but thats not important right now! - Airplane 2!
R - Reason To Smile: If ya dont the government will come get ya!
S - Super: Man....? no?
T - Time You Woke Up: Just Now.......what?
U - Unknown Fact About Me: I have 3 Nipples
V - Vegetable You Hate: Turnip!
W - Website: Analpummelling.com!
X - X-Rays You've Had: 3 -> 2 on my foot, 1 on my leg.
Y - Yummy Food: Everything when ya got the munchies!
Z - Zodiac Sign: Gemini0 comentarios 781 días
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John Q, Fuck You!
1. Name: John Quinlan
2. Nicknames: Quincy, Quinball
3. Birthday: 06/06/88
4. Place of Birth: Ballinasloe
5. Zodiac Sign: Gemini
6. Gender: I am all that is man!
7. Class: MC2
8. School: Marist College a.k.a Shithole Central
9. Occupation: Student/Milkman/Sex Machine
10. Residence: Athlone
11. MSN Screen Name: John Q, How Do You Do?
__Your Appearance___
12. Hair Color: Blonde
13. Hair Length: Short and Slick
14. Eye color: Blue
15. Hairstyle: Resevoir Doggish
16. Height: 6"2
17. Braces: No
18. Glasses: No
19. Piercings: No
20. Tattoos: No
21. Righty or Lefty: Righty
___Your "Firsts"___
22. First best friend: Kev Kirwan
23. First Award: I won a race in primary school and got a medal...
24. First Sport You Joined: Soccer
25. First pet: Hamster
26. First Real Vacation: Spain
27. First Real Concert: Slayer June 2005
28. First Love: I love all of gods creatures! Except you
___ Favorites___
29. Movie: Detroit Rock City, Dazed and Confused
30. TV programme: That 70s Show, Lost, Family Guy, Futurama
31. Colour: Dark Green
32. Rapper: Easy E, JMJ (may they rest in peace)
33. Singer/band: Megadeth, Ac/Dc, Van Halen, Pantera
34. Song Right Now: Somebody to Love - Jefferson Airplane
35. Friends: Whoever wants to be! lol
36. Sweet: Sour Wine Gums
37. Sport: Rugby
38. Restaurant: Bethleem
39. Favourite brand: Outdoor Scene
40. Store: Music World
41. School Subject: No
42. Animal: Cat
43. Book: Legend by David Gemmell
44. Magazine: Maxim or Nuts
45. Shoes: Any
___Currently___
46. Feeling: Hungover
47. Single or Taken?: Single
48. Have a crush: I do Indeedy!
49. Eating: A crisp
50. Drinking: Heineken
51. Typing: Letters strung into words strung into sentences
52. Online?: Yes
53. Listening To: 4th Dimensional Transition - MGMT
54. Thinking About: The Game...AW FUCK! i lost the game!
55. Wanting To: Win The Lotto And Move Out!
56. Waiting For: A bus
57. Wearing: A Towel
58. Want Kids?: Possibly, as long as they dont fuckin annoy me
59. Want to be Married?: Eventually
60. Careers in Mind: Exotic Dancer
61. Where do you want to live: Stalingrad
62. Car: Ford Gran Turino
__Which is Better With The Opposite Sex___
63. Hair color: Does"nt matter
64. Hair length: Not Too Short
65. Eye color: Does"nt matter
66. Measurments: Does"nt matter
67. Cute or Sexy: Both
68. Lips or Eyes: Both
69. Hugs or Kisses: Both
70. Short or Tall: Shorter than me
71. Easygoing or serious: Easy going
72. Romantic or Spontaneous: Both
73. Must be: Intellegent and Funny
74. Sensitive or Loud: A bit of both
75. Hook-up or Relationship: Ah We'll see
76. Wet or Dry: Lol!
77. Trouble Maker or Hesitant One: Trouble Maker!
___Have you ever______
78. Done Drugs: Define "Done"
79. Had Alcohol: YES!!!!!
80. Smoked: Yes
81. Ran Away From Home: No
82. Broken a bone: No
83. Got an X-ray: Yes
84. Been with someone: Yes
85. Broke someones Heart: I dunno... sorry if i did!
86. Broke Up With Someone: Yes
87. Cried When Someone Died: Yes
88. Cried At School: Yes
___Do You Believe In___
89. God: Yes
90. Miracles: Yes
91. Love At First sight: No
92. Ghosts: Yes
93. Aliens: Yes
94. Soul Mates: Yes
95. Heaven: Yes
96. Hell: Yes
97. Angels: No
98. Kissing on The First Date: Yes
99. Horoscopes: Sometimes, when its a good one!
___Answer Truthfully___
100. Is There Someone You Want But You Know You Can"t Have? Yes2 comentarios 973 días
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You laugh out loud when you think something is really funny.
You can handle a joke and make others feel good!
But remember to laugh at yourself to and know when to stop!
What is your usual mood????
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| Lucky Color: | Amber |
| Personality Strengths: | Peace, Wit |
| Personality Weakness(es): | Impatience |
| Successful Career Path: | Fashion |
| Sense of Humor Style: | Slapstick |
| Adjectives to Describe You: | impulsive, upredictable |
| Description: | |
| A hip non-conformist who truly stands for his/her beliefs - you are out to make a difference in this world, and you have a realistic chance of success. You have always been self-driven and derive your inspiration from those close to you. Ambitious - and why shouldn't you be - the sky is the limit for you! | |
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| Name : |   John Quinlan | |
| Nick Name : |   Johnquinlan | |
| Birthdate : |   06/06/88 | |
| Birthplace: |   Ballinasloe | |
| Current Location: |   Athlone | |
| Eye Color: |   Blue | |
| Hair Color: |   Blonde | |
| Height: |   6'2 | |
| Weight: |   16st | |
| Piercings: |   No | |
| Tatoos: |   No | |
| Boyfriend/Girlfriend: |   No | |
| Vehicle: |   No | |
| Overused Phrase: |   Hey you with the mouth!?!?! | |
| FAVORITES | ||
| Food: |   Fajitas | |
| Pub/Disc/Restaurant: |   Metro | |
| Candy: |   Sour Jellies | |
| Number: |   097459087340 | |
| Color: |   Green or Brown | |
| Animal: |   Warthog | |
| Drink: |   Coke | |
| Body Part on Opposite sex: |   Left Ear | |
| Perfume: |   Lynx? | |
| TV Show: |   The Mighty Boosh | |
| Music Album: |   Revolver - The Beatles | |
| Movie: |   Caddyshack (at the mo.) | |
| Actor/Actress: |   Robert Downey Jr. | |
| This or That | ||
| Pepsi or Coke: |   Coke | |
| McDonalds or BurgerKing: |   McDonalds | |
| Chocolate or Vanilla |   Choc | |
| Hot Chocolate or Coffee: |   Hot Choc | |
| Kiss or Hug: |   Hug | |
| Dog or Cat: |   Cat | |
| Rap or Punk: |   Punk | |
| Summer or Winter: |   Summer | |
| Scary Movies or Funny Movies: |   Funny | |
| Love or Money: |   Love | |
| YOUR... | ||
| Bedtime: |   I don't like sleeping | |
| Most Missed Memory: |   Ballybunion | |
| Best phyiscal feature: |   Baldy Head | |
| First Thought Waking Up: |   FoooooooooD! | |
| Ambition: |   Lotto Winner | |
| Best Friends: |   All of 'em | |
| Weakness: |   Ankle | |
| Fears: |   Inability to move | |
| Longest relationship: |   Dunno... | |
| HAVE YOU... | ||
| Cheated Your Partner: |   No | |
| Ever been beaten up: |   Yes | |
| Ever beaten someone up: |   Yes | |
| Ever Shoplifted: |   Yes | |
| Ever Skinny Dipped: |   Yes | |
| Ever Kissed Opposite sex: |   Yes | |
| Been Dumped Lately: |   No | |
| IN A GUY/GAL | ||
| Favorite Eye Color: |   Dont Matter | |
| Favorite Hair Color: |   Dont Matter | |
| Short or Long: |   Long | |
| Height: |   Shorter than me | |
| Style: |   ish | |
| Looks or Personality: |   Personality | |
| Hot or Cute |   Both | |
| Muscular or Really Skinny: |   em..... | |
| RANDOMS | ||
| What country do you want to Visit: |   Austrailia | |
| How do you want to Die: |   Painlessly | |
| Been to the Mall Lately: |   Yup | |
| Get along with your Parents: |   Yes | |
| Health Freak: |   No | |
| Do you think your Attractive: |   Sex Machine | |
| Believe in Yourself: |   If I didnt id be a self athiest | |
| Want to go to College: |   yes | |
| Do you Smoke: |   yes | |
| Do you Drink: |   yes | |
| Shower Daily: |   yes | |
| Been in Love: |   yes | |
| Do you Sing: |   yes | |
| Want to get Married: |   yes | |
| Do you want Children: |   yes | |
| Age you wanna lose your Virginity: |   HEY!!! | |
| Hate anyone: |   yes | |
| Get Your Own survey..... | ||
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hace 9 semanas
Leoni Kirwan
fuk, wot wer ya doin ya mad yoke
did ya get it sewd bak r wot?
...u type with your thumb??
mmm fek all ska ere really. just doin last yr of college shite... same ol stuff udr dan dat -
Dónal Bowenshace 10 semanasoh jesus john my good friend hows it going
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Dochace 12 semanas
how was the final D-Day? sorely missed it shall be
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hace 12 semanas
Sara Burke
no newsies for u really!
got the sack from my job?
now ive got to find another. kickin the crap out of hu!! the girl i thailand. yeah that was brill.gave sum guy a black eye this weekend too. but it wasnt violent or anyting he asked me to hit him too see how hard i cud punch him.ha wat a twat!!!xxx -
hace 13 semanas
Doc
Bate his family?...Moira would bate the 2 of us no bother!
But yeah, lets get violent and hammered and violently hammered -
Darcyhace 13 semanasquinlan stole my rock performance
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Dochace 14 semanas
John u are so devious in ur ways...and dont worry well trash your house next week!
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Darcyhace 16 semanasstandardized testing time again eh? did you ever notice how the dumb kids fill in the wrong circles?
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Rhona O'Neillhace 22 semanasthanks for the card!!hehe means alot!
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Rhona O'Neillhace 28 semanaswe love john quinlan!
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Upsidedown Promotionshace 29 semanasHI Jesus John
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