1. Name: Bethany nothing nothing Crawford
2. Nickname: Beefy, buffalo guffaw, boofoonoo the greatest hero of them all
3. Birthday: 15th July
4. Place of Birth: a carpet centre
5. Zodiac Sign: cancer.
6. Male or Female: Female on the outside, 12 year old boy on the inside
7. School Year: 2000-2006.
8. College: of being a badass party monster at the reading rooms! DoJ come september
9. Occupation: haha errr.... chatty pisshead?
10. Residence: where-ever katy and bubs are
11. MSN Screen Name: buffalo guffaw?...maybe?
__Your Appearance___

12. Hair Color: bloooonde
13. Hair Length: fuck knows, not long enough
16. Height: 6 FOOT!....almost...not quite
17. Braces?: fucking love them. wish i did. bub's best bit!
18. Glasses?: hahah most definately! crazy eyes crawford!
19. Piercings:nase hoop and side of my eye bit. nice.
20. Tattoos:regret in permenant picture form, butterfly on wrist and shooting star on ankle. just like every other twat!
21. Righty or Lefty: training to be both

___Your 'Firsts'___

22. First best friend: hahah fuck knows! probably some nutty chinese kid!
23. First Award: For my art and story books!
24. First Sport You Joined: Ballet! wow. quit that shit real quick.
25. First pet: Tom and Jerry Duckling- cat, toad- goldfish
26. First Real Vacation: haha probably to scotland!
27. First Concert: Ocean colour scene
28. First Love: woo!
___ Favorites___

29. Movie: 300!! We are the strange, spirited away, braveheart, beetlejuice, city of lost children
30. TV programme: THE GRIM ADVENTURES OF BILLY AND MANDY! FUCK YEAH!
31. Colour: blood red
32. Rapper: hahaha rapper? umm kanye west?
33. Band: angerfist haha! the white stripes, the black keys, the knife
34. Song Right Now: iggy pop and some bitch mash up fever and the passenger, money,success, fame, glamour -felix da house cat, criminally insane-angerfist
35. Friend: ultimately WOO BABY WOO. fuck i miss her. but then theres loads of others aswell. they know who they are!
36. Sweet: fruit mentos
37. Sport to Play: hula hooping!
39. Favorite brand: charity shop...?
40. Store: armstrongs of the chinese supermarket
41. School Subject: art, classics
42. Animal: CATS. any form of cat. all cats. every cat.
43. Book: hotel honolulu- paul theroux and anything by alisdair gray
44. Magazine: Bizzare
45. Shoes:to not be on my feet

___Currently___

46. Feeling: minced
47. Single or Taken?: single!
48. Have a crush: hahaha lots! always. very fickle. fancy everyone! haha!
49. Eating: seaweed...
50. Drinking: lemon tea
51. Typing: this...obbo
52. Online?:wow.
53. Listening To: 10am automatic- the black keys
54. Thinking About: people, smoking
55. Wanting : to be in the sun. boo.
56. Watching: cartoons
57. Wearing: a blanket wrapped in a clothing formation

___Your Future___

58. Want Kids?: yeah! maybe...aaaah definately not right now
59. Want to be Married? yeah!lots of times!
60. Careers in Mind: owner off a club, bar on the beach.
61. Where do you want to live:everywhere!!
62. Dream Car: an old banger with a pounding soundsystem!! yeah!

__Which is Better With The Opposite Sex___

63. Hair color: dark! or a strange colour.
64. Hair length: long..?
65. Eye color: green! and blue! and brown! whoops! anything thats wow
66. Measurments: not arsed
67. Cute or Sexy: haha errr....neither?
68: Eyes or Lips: both...
69. Hugs or Kisses: kisses
70. Short or Tall: tall...?
71. Easygoing or serious: easy going fo sho!
72. Romantic or Spontaneous: errr spontaneous! romance gets annoying
73. Fatty or Skinny:either!
74. Sensitive or Loud: jesus either. fuck who cares?
75. Hook-up or Relationship: hook up!
76. Sweet or Caring: isnt that the smae thing?
77. Trouble Maker or Hesitant One: total trouble maker! definatley!

___Have you ever______

78. Kissed a Stranger: hahaha yeah.
79. Had Alcohol: too much most of the time
80. Smoked:love it
81. Ran Away From Home: yeah!loads! loved it!
82. Broken a b

JOSH: So, Jeef. You doin' alright?
JEEF: Word.
JOSH: Awesome. Let's get down to brass tacks, shall we?
JEEF: Huh?
JOSH: You like to crazy sex up the biatches, eh?
JEEF: You know how it is dawg, you meet a ho while yo' cruzin' them streets durin' Mardi Gras, and sooner or later you be doin' them Virginian style, 'cept when them dirt ho's give you VD. Damn that shit stings.
JOSH: Oh really? That sounds painfull. How did you overcome that?
JEEF: You got no idea what kind of urologists theys gots in L.A.
JOSH: Fascinating. Fascinating. Did you know that the word "fascinating" comes from the Latin for "rod" and refers to the erection of a man's genitalia?
JEEF: Sweetness! I'll tell you something about them latins too.
JOSH: Now, how did you get started in this business of being a "mofo"?
JEEF: It all began at a dinner party gone bad when a couple of gangstas bashed the party with some chicks. Two chicks was fightin' over my hot ass, so I told 'em both they could have me at the same time!
JOSH: Wow. Two at once, eh? Amazing. Simply amazing. How would you characterize the leadership dynamic of General Emilio DeBono's invasion of Ethiopia in 1935? Be sure to cite your sources.
JEEF: You disrespectin' my people? Was that a racist comment biatch???
JOSH: Very insightful. Now tell us, did your lack of formal training hurt you in the early days of being a "player"? Be truthful! JEEF: Well, yea, I learned quickly you can't simply whip it out and expect to get laid, contrary to Jimbo's belief.
JOSH: Ha ha! Your keen wit reminds me of a very young Groucho Marx. Or a very elderly Don Rickles. I'm not sure which...Anyhow, who is your philosophical hero? And don't wuss out like George W. Bush and say "Jesus". 'Cause you're not trying to win the conservative vote here.
JEEF: Well there's Ghandi, he's a true badass mofo, but I'd have to say James Kriese.
JOSH: Really? I would have assumed that it was Mr. T. Color me wrong, I suppose. I have a letter from a fan of yours, a Mr. Stevie Diliberto. He asks a question we're all dying to have you answer: Drew Barrymore or Cameron Diaz?
JEEF: Barrymore, isn't she in that movie "Deep Throat"?
JOSH: No, no. She's the one married to "comedian" Tom Green.
JEEF: Oh, well then, why not both?
JOSH: Oh. Well, I suppose that changes everything. Now that we've got that cleared up, let's turn to your love life. Rumors are running rampant that you were the one sending those threats to Aussie hunk Russell Crowe. How do you answer those charges?
JEEF: Hey now, that bastard had it coming, from day one of my acting career, he's been on my ass (get your minds out of the gutter), taking my jobs. When he got Maximus over me, that was it.
JOSH: I see. I suppose you have legal council?
JEEF: (answer removed by media censors)
JOSH: I don't think that's physically possible, Jeef. I'm not that flexible. Anyhow, let's move on. If you could choose to be any type of animal, which would you choose? I'd be a big soft fluffy bunny.
JEEF: Thanks, but I'm no flaming homo. C'mon, this is Jeef! I'd be a true badass, mofo'd, ass killin' camel, cause I smoke 'em too!
JOSH: Terrifying. Truly terrifying. And appreciate the authentic animal noises, too. Jeef, your career really took off after the release of your biography written by an enigmatic writer named (coincidentally enough) Josh Graml. What are your thoughts on this magnificent writer?
JEEF: Dumbass, no talent fruit. According to him I don't score with nearly enough ho's as I do in real life. He'll get his. You watch.
JOSH: I agree entirely. And I understand he's a devil with the ladies...
JEEF: One word: Bullshit.
JOSH: Ha ha! Too true! Tell us a little about your favorite brand of salad dressing, Jeef.
JEEF: Gotta be Kraft, I mean, is there anything else?
JOSH: Are you happy they made another Crocodile Dundee movie?
JEEF: By crikey yes! Mic can truly bust some bloke ass!
JOSH: You know, I feel the same way

Stability: results were high which suggests you are very relaxed, calm, secure, and optimistic..

Orderliness: results were very low which suggests you are overly flexible, improvised, and fun seeking at the expense too often of reliability, work ethic, and long term accomplishment.

Extraversion: results were high which suggests you are overly talkative, outgoing, sociable and interacting at the expense too often of developing your own individual interests and internally based identity.

trait snapshot:

messy, disorganized, social, tough, outgoing, rarely worries, self revealing, open, risk taker, likes the unknown, likes large parties, makes friends easily, likes to stand out, likes to make fun of people, reckless, optimistic, positive, strong, does not like to be alone, ambivalent about chaos, abstract, impractical, not good at saving money, fearless, trusting, thrill seeker, not rule conscious, enjoys leadership, strange, loves food, abstract, rarely irritated, anti-authority, attracted to the counter culture


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