If you are under the age of 12... you shouldn't even read this.
...and if you do, you should not repost this.

Just because you were born in '97 doesn't mean you're a 90s kid.

It's not like you could remember the original Simpsons. I am sorry but three conscious years of the 90s just wont cut it.


You're a 90s kid if:

You can finish this [Ice Ice _ _ _ _ ]

You remember watching:
- Hey Arnold
- The Bugs Bunny Show
- Ren & Stimpy
- Pinky and the Brain
- AAAAAAAH Real Monsters!
- Rocko's Modern Life.

You've ever ended a sentence with the word "PSYCHE!"

You remember:
- Playschool with Monica
- Step by Step
- Family Matters
- Dinosaurs
- Boy Meets World

You remember when it was actually worth getting up early
on a Saturday to watch cartoons.

You remember reading "Goosebumps".
And "Animorphs".

Paul Jennings and Andy Griffiths were the funniest authors of all time.

You watched Round the Twist!

You took plastic cartoon lunch boxes to school.

You said "NOT" after (almost) every sentence . . . not

When everything was settled by:
- Rock, Scissors, Paper
- Dip dip...
- There's a party by the pool, would you like to come?
- Eeny, meeny, miny, mo!

When Cops & Robbers was a daily activity.

When we played Tiggy, Safe, 40/40 and Hide & Seek until our legs grew numb.

You used to listen to the radio all day long just to record your FAVORITE song of ALL time.

Tazos owned chip packets.

Captain Planet. He's a Hero.

You knew that Kimberly, the pink ranger, and Tommy, the green ranger, were meant to be together. Dah

You remember when Super Nintendos and Sega Genisis became popular.

You remember when Yo-Yos were cool.

You remember those Where's Wally books.

You remember eating Warheads.

You remember Push Pops and Lucky Dips.

And YoGo gorilla... and the original Cocoa Pops monkey: "It's just like a chocolate milkshake - only crunchy!"

Home-made birthday cards were cool, especially the ones where you'd cut a mouth into it so that it opened up and a tongue popped out.

Making those little paper fortune things, and then predicting your life with them.

Tamagotchis had to be banned in school because of their popularity.

Furby.

Baby Born.

You haven't always had a computer, and it was cool to have the internet.

Juice boxes where only 80cents.

"Emo" didn't exist.

And Windows 95 was the best.

You watched the original cartoons of Rugrats, Power Rangers, and Ninja Turtles.

You knew Michael Jordan was the best all-time basketballer who played for the Chicago Bulls, even though we don't follow NBA basketball.

Barbie & Ken by Mattel owned the shelves.

World 4 Kids, before Toys R Us.

Playdough was the coolest stuff invented.

You understand when I say "Cheez TV".

You collected all the Troll dolls.

If you even know what a walkman is.

The original Pokemon with Ash, Misty and Brock.

Before those try-hards at the Yu-Gi-Oh production plant.

You've gotten creeped out by "Are You Afraid of the Dark?"

You know the Macarena off by heart.

"Talk to the hand" . . . enough said

You always said, "Then why don't you marry it!"

You went to McDonald's to play in the playground, and Happy Meals only cost $2.95 for a cheeseburger, small fries and coke.

You remember playing on merry go rounds at the playground.

Before the MySpace frenzy . . .

Before the Internet & text messaging . . .

Before Sidekicks & iPods . . .

Before PlayStation2 or X-BOX . . .

Before Spongebob . . .

Back when you put off the 5 hours of homework you had every night.

When light up sneakers were cool.

When you rented VHS tapes, not DVDs.

When petrol was $0.65 a litre & Caller ID was a new thing.

[Wish these days were still around]

When you had to be one lucky kid to get a mobile phone before you were 16.

When we recorded stuff on VCRs.

Way back.

Before we realized all this would eventually disappear.

Wh

1. A random guy approaches you asking your name, you say...
Hello I' m Bree, who the fuck are you? (smiling every so politely).

2. What's the last thing you put in your mouth?
A pen.

3. What does your last text message say?
Fucken ay I am. I can't wait.

4. The last song you listened to?
Honey and the Moon by Joseph Arthur.

5. Who do you trust with your life?
My dog.

6. If you could change your name to anything what would it be?
Uhmmm.. Yupi?

7. What do you say if someone tells you you're gorgeous?
I retort and say fuck off.

8. What were you doing an hour ago?
I was sneezing.

9. How often do you curse?
I have never swore in my life : )

10. Do you trust all of your friends?
I trust my 'friends'.

11. Would you move to another state or country to be with the one you love?
Yes, I guess I would.

12. Have you ever talked on the phone while in the shower?
Maybe... : )

13. Which one of your friends would make the best prostitute?
Hmmmm. Jazzy Jimmins hahaha.

14. Are you afraid of falling in love?
I guess so. Woops my bad I fell.

15. Would you stop talking to your friends because of a new partner?
Uhmm, no.

16. What features do you find most attractive in the opposite sex?
Eyes and smile and back I guess.

17. Fill in the blank. I love____
My loves.

18. What is a goal you would like to accomplish in the near future?
To be happy with whatever the fuck I do. : )

19. Who would you call after waking from a coma?
Whoevers number i dial.

20. How many kids do you want to have?
I haven't always wanted children but seeing as I have already picked names and shizz, uhmmm three.

21. Would you make a good parent?
I am hoping so : )

22. Where was your default picture taken?
In a bathroom full of needles.

23. What is your middle name?
Madelaine.

24. Honestly, what's on your mind right now?
The Twilight series.

25. If you could go back in time and change something, what would it be?
I would have nutted Nigel and concentrated in Chemistry. FUCKING NOGEL. : )

26. Favorite fruit?
Cherries and Passionfruit oh and Dragonfruit and berries and mango AND coconut. : )

27. What are you wearing right now?
My blue skinnys, my gee as black and pink Etnies, a blue singlet and my hoody.

28. Righty or Lefty?
Uhmmm, I am right-handed.

29. Can you make a dollar in change right now?
Dude I am at the fucking computer, My wallet is upstairs.

31. Favorite jeans?
Gulf Punk skinnys. Yeah gee : )

32. Favorite animal?
I love all animals.. Wolves and Bats are my favries though. : )

33. Favorite fruit juice?
Cherry.

34. Have you ever had chicken pox?
I have had one poc. Does that count?

35. Have you had surgery?
Yes, but not plastic.

36. Ever had plastic surgery?
Uhhhhmmmm you don't seem to be listening.. NO.

37. Who knows you the best?
No body. I am scared to even say myself.

38. Do you wear contact lenses or glasses?
I wear glasses yes. Well I am supposed to. : )

40. Been to Mexico?
I have been next door to Mexico: )

41. Did you buy something yesterday?
Uhhhmm. I haven't left the house in a few days. I am a hermit : )

42. Did you get sick today?
Did I get sick, like did I catch the startings of some deadly disease. Oh god, I hope not.

43. Did you miss anyone today?
I did indeed : (

44. Did you get in a fight with someone today?
Yes.

45. Last person’s bed you laid in?
I jumped on to my mothers bed.

46. Last person to see you cry?
Jazzy Jimmins.

47. Who/what made you cry?
The thought of Le-noel.

48. What are your plans for the weekend?
I am going to stay at Grogs house. : )

49. Who do you think will repost this?
I am not sure. Probz no one. These things are useless. No offence : )

50. Are you happy right now?
I guess so. My eyeball has a headache though.

51. Drunk dialer or texter?
Neither, but If I had to choose one it would be Texter.

52. Are you hungry?
Not really. But I am sure wh

Boy: 1...2...3...4...5...

Mean and nasty Bree scares the living day lights out of him by Screaming back: SIX SEVEN EIGHT NINE TEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEENNNNNNNNN
 NNNNNNNNNNNNNN!

*Bree smiles and walks away.*

*Boy runs off to find a friend*

*Bree gives evils then smiles creepily*

*Boy tells friend and whispers*

*Bree booms: MUAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA*

*Boy pees pants and leaves playground*




Ladies and Gentlemen, Iam Judge, Jury & Executioner. :]

THE quite morningful END.

I ♥ yee all.