SCHOOLIES WAS AWESOME!!! maddest week ever. especially the night we walked from magic mountain down to cavil... *me, shaan, michael, damo, matt, ben, jack and nick yelling* I say boom boom boom, lemme hear u say wai-oh. WAI-OH!!!

these are some of the text msgs my "friends" have sent me. i thought they were funny so they're on here. have fun.

Amy - "WAKEUP BITCHFACE ITS EASTER and i wont blow you because the kids in africa got more chocolate than me"
Aaron - "My life sux i'm going emo will u have hot lusty suicide with me"
Gavin - "Sure man but if you make a move on her i'll break both ur knees so it hurts when you kneel down..."
Ang - "Fuk ur a horny bastard hurry up n get a root. Im not offering."
Crank - "Your so full of shit i don't believe you... You were probably dreaming and accidentally fucked a squirrel in your sleep"
Cody - "lol yeah chicks r fucking strange man and annoying and wont do the house work and wont pay out so wtf r they good for?"
Aaron - "Josh ur the sexiest thing since mouldy cheese to a mouse"
Bridge - "Andrew told me his dick was shriveled this morning from cold so no gay sex for u today i guess lol"
Crank - "Are you coming over friday night with squirrel?" "Text me back you dwerb or ill pwn you to the left with my ownage shiz"
Frog - "Cause you need to buy me a pack of condoms. And i'll be hungry." "Think of a way to interprete that that isn't to gay."
Frog - "You couldn't afford for me to blow you... Could you?" "I'll cry while i do it for free"
Gavin - "Go away we're having sex =\"
Brent - "I just heard squirrel is preggers is it true"
Sarah - "Well im in the bath atm lol"
Stevo - "Hey nigga dont 4 get u gotta cum help me sand the car back this weekend plz with sugar on top i love you and ur a sxy beast"
Bridge - "Hey josh was that the chic u r trying to get into?" "U have absolutely positively no friggin hope. Lol" "Well if you're incredibly romantic and cut the sleazey crap and never wear the pants u wore today again then perhaps u got a shot"
Amy - "Cute uniform and im not stalking you"
Crank - "Binky loves to drink smegma" "He likes to grind his frenulum against men's sphinctas too" "This is why he wears an oversized condom on his head so that he is always ready"
Toni - "I had a weird dream last night" "Cause we were doing a lunch shift and chris was doughing and we weren't talking to each other or making eye contact then sam walked in and you guys full on made out i was so cut"
Frog - "Hurry up" "Hurry up" "Hurry up" "Hurry up" "Hurry up" "Hurry up" "Hurry up" "Hurry up" "Hurry up" "Hurry up" "Hurry up" "Hurry up" "Hurry up" "We're in d35 today." "Orgy"
Toni - "Shit you freak josh your like way smart and i'm way dumb"
Crank - "Binky likes to lick sphincter and stick his tongue into your osofofgous" "Binky wears a condom on his head becaus he doesnt want to get an std... HAHA dickhead"
Frog - "Get caffeinated soap and wash your wang with it and see what happens."
Crank - "I hope this wakes you up you sperm coated cock-pop... Stop dreaming about transexuals sky diving naked and you might get some sleep"
Ben - "Dude i got an erection" "Lol. Suck balls soft cock. Harden up. I bet you cant see a ducking crocodile" "Man i can see your dick"
Frog - "I'll give you fifty bucks if you turn up to maths exam with no pants on. Free money and advertising"
Vicky - "No i can only picture this nerdy little geek sittin on the computer playin video games and workin at dominos. Nerds arnt supposed to do bad things." "Well its not bad clearly lol. It must be like an outburst nerds have - first u crashed ur folks car, n now ur a sex crazed maniac. G i hope all the nerds dont turn... Lol ha"
Mel - "Meow. ur gross."
Zac - "hey bra, you no that movie that will scar me for life, is it called 2 chicks fist, or something, with her foot in her arse?"
Mel - "Mmm your sexy..." "Well it took me this long to get over your dorkyness... haha"
Lesleigh - "Oh my god" "Wrong person Lol"
Jon - "Question. Is it possible to have a miss carriage, but with a giant turd?"
Jon - "Lol what the fuck. My back has been sore since friday. I just had a bat and now it's completely fine..."
Jon - "Just experienced the shit from hell

just for any1 who wanted to know, the song the fat guy's singin is called Dragostea Din Tei, and its by Ozone, apparently one of the greatest boy-bands in history. so yea.