The Guys' Rules

>We always hear "the rules" From the female side.
>Now here are the rules from the male side.
>These are our rules!
>Please note... these are all numbered "1" ON PURPOSE!
>
>1. Men ARE NOT mind readers.
>
>1. Learn to work the toilet seat. You're a big girl. If it's up, put
>it down. We need it up, you need it down. You don't hear us
>complaining about you leaving it down.
>
>1. Sunday sports. It's like the full moon or the changing of the tides.
>Let it be.
>
>1. Shopping is NOT a sport. And no, we are never going to think of it
>that way.
>
>1. Crying is blackmail.
>
>1. Ask for what you
> want. Let us be clear on this one:
>Subtle hints do not work!
>Strong hints do not work!
>Obvious hints do not work!
>Just say it!
>
>1. Yes and No are perfectly Acceptable answers to almost every
>question.
>
>1. Come to us with a problem only If you want help solving it.
>That's what we do. Sympathy is what your girlfriends are for.
>
>1. A headache that lasts for 17 months is a problem. See a doctor.
>
>1. Anything we said 6 months ago is inadmissible in an argument.
>In fact, all comments become null and void after 7 Days.
>
>1. If you won't dress like the Victoria's Secret girls, don't Expect
>us to act like soap opera guys.
>
>1. If you think you're fat, you probably are. Don't ask us.
>
>1. If something we said can be interpreted two ways and one of the
> ways makes you sad or angry, we meant the other one.
>
>1. You can either ask us to do something Or tell us how you want it
>done.
>Not both. If you already know best how to do it, just do it yourself.
>
>1. Whenever possible, Please say whatever you have to say during
>commercials.
>
>1. Christopher Columbus did NOT need directions and neither do we.
>
>1. ALL men see in only 16 colors, like Windows default settings.
>Peach,
>for example, is a fruit, not A color.
>Pumpkin is also a fruit. We have no idea what mauve is.
>
>1. If it itches, it will be scratched. We do that.
>
>1. If we ask what is wrong and you say "nothing," We will act like
>nothing's wrong. We know you are lying, but it is just not worth the
>hassle.
>
>1. You have enough clothes.
>
>1. You have
>too many shoes.
>
>1. I am in shape. Round IS a shape!
>
>1. Thank you for reading this.
>
>Yes, I know, I have to sleep on the couch tonight. But did you know
>men really don't mind that? It's like camping.

'When you know what you want and want it bad enough, you will find a way to get it'

'A man can be as great as he wants to be. If you believe in yourself and have the courage, the determination, the dedication, the competitive drive and if you are willing to sacrifice the little things in life and pay the price for the things that are worthwhile, it can be done'

'Dictionary is the only place that success comes before work. Hard work is the price we must pay for success. I think you can accomplish anything if you're willing to pay the price'

'If winning isn't everything, why do they keep score?'

'It's not whether you get knocked down, it's whether you get up'

'Leaders aren't born they are made. And they are made just like anything else, through hard work. And that's the price we'll have to pay to achieve that goal, or any goal'

'The greatest accomplishment is not in never falling, but in rising again after you fall'

'Winners never quit and quitters never win'

'Winning isn't everything, it's the only thing'

'Our deepest fear is not that we are inadequate, our deepest fear is that we are powerful beyond measure'

"The darkest moments of our lives are not to be buried and forgotten, rather they are a memory to be called upon for inspiration, to remind us of the unrelenting human spirit and our capacity to overcome the intolerable."

"pain is temporary, pride is forever"

'Strength Is Not Defined As Never Falling Down, It Is Defined As The Ability To Rise Everytime We Fall'

'Difficult Takes A Day, Impossible Takes A Week'

'Fear Is An Illusion'

'Some People Succeed Because They Are Destined To, Others Succeed Because They Are Determined To'

'In The End, The Only People Who Fail Are Those Who Do Not Try'

'Impossible Is Just A Large Word Thrown Around By Small Men Who Find It Easier To Live In The World They've Been Given Rather Than To Explore The Power They Have To Change It.'