Stevan

Great News About A Forfar Person Winning The lottery. Just Under 2 Million

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  • Wee Scottish Guy Sitting At The Bar


    A Wee scottish guy sitting at a bar, a big thug walks in and hits him to the floor and says "thats a karate chop from Korea"

    Later the thug walks up to him and hits him again and says "thats a judo chop from Japan"

    The wee scottish guy goes out and a few minutes later returns, smacks the thug on the head and knocks him out, with blood splattered everywhere

    And says to the barman "when that B*****d wakes up tell him that was a f*****g crowbar from Scotland!!

    1 Comment 4 weeks

  • Father Duffy

    Father Duffy walks into the convent and sees Sister Rose washing the
    kitchen floor. He's overcome with desire and pushes her onto the ground.
    As he's shagging her the Rev Mother comes in.

    'SISTER ROSE!!!' she roars
    'Have some respect.
    Arch your back girl and

    keep Father Duffy's balls off the wet floor!!'

    1 Comment 59 weeks

  • THE DAMNED EGG

    A Scotsman and an Englishman lived next door to each other. The Scotsman owned a hen and each morning he would look in his garden and pick up one of his hen's eggs for breakfast.
    One day he looked into his garden and saw that the hen had laid an egg in the Englishman's garden. He was about to go next door when he saw the Englishman pick up the egg.
    The Scotsman ran up to the Englishman and told him that the egg belonged to him because he owned the hen. The Englishman disagreed because the egg was laid on his property. They argued for a while until finally the Scotsman said, "In my family we normally solve disputes by the following actions: I kick you in the testicles and time how long it takes for you to get back up. Then you kick me in the testicles and time how long it takes for me to get up. Whoever gets up quicker wins the egg."
    The Englishman agreed to this and so the Scotsman put on the heaviest pair of boots he could find. He took a few steps back, then ran towards the Englishman and kicked him as hard as he could in the testicles. The Englishman fell to the floor clutching his groin, howling in agony for 30 minutes.
    Eventually the Englishman stood up and said, "Now it's my turn to kick you."
    The Scotsman smiled and said,
    "Ye can keep the damn egg!!"

    1 Comment 61 weeks

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    • Audrey
      luv Audrey


      A gave it a go but a kept gettin swallowed up :L :L :L :L dyin of the cold and wiz just sayin last week no had yin fur about a year, think a spoke to soon
      So wit u been upti
      xoxo

      1 day ago
    • Joan Taylor
      Joan Taylor

      forfar folk won lottery?do any of us know them?lol

      1 day ago
    • Audrey
      Audrey


      Hows the penguin tosser :L :L :L
      xoxo

      2 days ago
    • Leanne.Hogg
      luv Leanne.Hogg

      Hey hows did u have a gd nite x

      2 days ago via Mobile
    • Laura R
      Laura R


      Hiya Sweet Cheeks ;)

      Hope Alls Good Way U + Yours

      Big Hugs

      Lx

      2 days ago
    • Lorraine Gardiner
      luv Lorraine Gardiner

      hi good bud,that is well rubbish,hope you can sort it,luv lorr xxxxxxxxxx

      4 days ago
    • Lynda
      Lynda

      Hi Stevan - are you sure it wasn`t you who won the lottery and ur trying to keep it quiet?xxxxxxxxxx

      5 days ago
    • Leanne.Hogg
      luv Leanne.Hogg

      Hey yeah a did neva got my muney bk i wouldnt b able 2 show my face in there again i freaked rite out lol x

      5 days ago via Mobile
    • Leanne.Hogg
      Leanne.Hogg

      I always am lol my bellys making loud noises again x

      6 days ago via Mobile
    • Leanne.Hogg
      Leanne.Hogg

      Wot u plannin on shooting lyke hope its not any animals! Yeh will do courts taking ages x

      6 days ago via Mobile
    • Leanne.Hogg
      luv Leanne.Hogg

      Hey pap wot u upti im sitting in the court just now bored out ma head lol x

      6 days ago via Mobile
    • Lorraine Gardiner
      Lorraine Gardiner

      hi steven ,huwzs u good bud,lol luv lorr xxxxxxx

      Feb 1
    • StikkiiNew.
      luv StikkiiNew.

      hey, i urgently need to speak to my dad, will you be with him at any point today? x

      Feb 1 via Mobile
    • Karen E
      luv Karen E

      Hiya hows you tonight? Anything on ?
      just a movie and kids for me tonight ...but happy with that ... Very rare im on here now..more facebook.x

      Jan 30
    • Leanne.Hogg
      Leanne.Hogg

      No come on dad many times do i need 2 tell ya u r not freddie mercury reincarnate x

      Jan 28 via Mobile
    • Leanne.Hogg
      Leanne.Hogg

      Really wot were u there 4 did u get sectiond again wot did u do this time x

      Jan 28 via Mobile
    • Leanne.Hogg
      Leanne.Hogg

      Haha wot u get up2 2day anyfing windswept and intresting? X

      Jan 28 via Mobile
    • Leanne.Hogg
      Leanne.Hogg

      Thats ok i was in dundee all day wif mum was at uncle alecs x x

      Jan 28 via Mobile
    • Leanne.Hogg
      luv Leanne.Hogg

      Hey hows u wot u doing 2day was maybe going 2 pop in 4 a cuppy when i go to the shop will u be in x

      Jan 28 via Mobile
    • Susan
      luv Susan

      Hello Sexy
      Davinas signed out now
      Thomas back there but hes been well warned to behave so hes been kk so far.
      It was the tabs i was on making me put on weight :( :(
      On other 1s now think im guinea pig mount times shes changed my tabs lol
      Hows u ? x x x

      Jan 27