18 or lower means you’re not stupid.

[x] Gum has fallen out of your mouth when you were talking.
[x] Gum has fallen out of your mouth when you were NOT talking.
[x] You have ran into a glass/screen door.
[x]You have jumped out of a moving vehicle.
[x] You have thought of something funny and laughed, then people gave you weird looks.
total=5

[x] You have ran into a tree.
[ ] It IS possible to lick your elbow
[x] You just tried to lick your elbow.
[x]You never knew that the Alphabet and Twinkle Twinkle Little Star have the same rhythm.
[x] You just tried to sing them.
[x]You have tripped on your shoelace and fallen.
[x] You have choked on your own spit.
[x]You have seen the the Matrix and still don’t get it.
[x] You didn’t notice that in the last question “the” was spelled twice
[x] You just looked at it.
[x]Your hair is blonde/dirty blonde.
[x]People have called you slow.
total so far= 16

[x] You have accidentally caught something on fire
[x] You tried to drink out of a straw, but it went into your nose/eyes/cheek.
[ ] You have caught yourself drooling.
[ ] You’ve fallen asleep in class
[x] If someone says “fart” you laugh.
[x] You just laughed.
total so far= 20

[x] Sometimes you just stop thinking
[x] You tell a story and forget what you were talking about
[ ] People are often shaking their heads and walking away from you
[ ]You are often told to use your “inside voice”.
[x]You use your fingers to do simple math.
total so far=23

[ ]You have eaten a bug.
[x]You are taking this test when you should be doing something important
[x] You have put your clothes on backwards or inside out, and didn’t realize it
[x] You’ve looked all over for something and realized it was in your hand or pocket
total so far= 26

[x] You sometimes post bulletins because you are scared that what they say will happen to you if you don’t even when you know it won’t happen to you.
[x] You break a lot of things.
[x] Your friends know not to use big words around you
[x] You sometimes tilt your head when you’re confused
[x] You have fallen out of your chair before
[x] When you’re laying in bed, you try to find pictures in the texture of the ceiling

total so far=32

Repost as “I’ve Had_of 39 Blonde Moments"

3rd January My party
6th January My birthday
17th January meet Grantlingg and go Jess'
23rd January go to the Kerrang tour, if i can be arsed
24th January go Hanley or go Jess'
30th January sleep Jess'
31st January sleep Jess' again
1st February Jess' Birthday!
3rd February Hannahs (:
15th February Sheepwash with Zoe
6th March Crufts ^.^
21st March Shopping with my girls Meeting Bethany!
14th April IAMX in manchester academy 3

Girl: Do i ever cross ur mind?


Boy: No


Girl: Do you like me?


Boy: Not really


Girl: Do you want me?


Boy: No


Girl: Would you cry if I left?


Boy: No


Girl: Would you live for me?


Boy: No


Girl: Would you do anything for me?


Boy: No


Girl: Choose--me or ur life


Boy: my life

The girl runs away in shock and pain and the boy runs after her and says...

The reason you never cross my mind is because you're always on my mind.

The reason why I don't like you is because I love you.

The reason I don't want you is because I need you.

The reason I wouldn't cry if you left is because I would die if you left.

The reason I wouldn't live for you is because I would die for you.

The reason why I'm not willing to do anything for you is because I would do everything for you.

The reason I chose my life is because you ARE my life.







--Perfect Boyfried
• give her your hoodie even if you go to different schools.
• give her a big tshirt of yours to sleep in.
• leave her cute text messages.
• kiss her in front of your friends.

• tell her she looks beautiful.
• look into her eyes when you talk to her.

• let her mess with your hair.
• just walk around with her.

• forgive her for her mistakes.
• look at her like she's the only girl you see.
• hold her hand when you're around your friends and in private.
• let her fall asleep in your arms.
• stay up all night with her when she's sick.
• watch her favorite movie with her.
• come up and grab her by the waist.


remember this:
• don't talk about other girls around her. If you love her, others shouldn't matter.
• when she's sad, hang out with her.
• let her know she's important.
• kiss her in the pouring rain.
• when you fall in love with her, tell her.
• and when you tell her, love her like you've never loved someone before.
• answer her phone calls no matter what

Guys repost as: I'd do this for my girl.
Girls repost as: Perfect boyfriend.

If you don't repost this in four minutes you will lose the one you love.


If you do repost this in four minutes the one you like/love will:
-call you
-kiss you
-message you
-text