I stole this.. but it is funny and i think everyone should do it!!!!
So, here's how it works:
1. Open your library (iTunes, Winamp, Media Player, iPod, Zune, etc)
2. Put it on shuffle
3. Press play
4. For every question, type the song that's playing
5. When you go to a new question, press the next button
6. Don't lie, its pretty funny.

My Life: you learn-alanis morissette

Opening Credits: satisfied-prince

Waking Up: fool to cry-rolling stones

First day at school: steal your face-motorhead

Falling in love: one-metallica

Breaking up: angry-matchbox twenty

Fight Song: cant stand still-AC/DC

Meltdown: weekend of mystery-bernard fanning

Flashback: thank you-the calling

Driving: goodbye and good riddance to bad luck-AC/DC

Wedding: drops of jupiter-train

Birth of a child: high-the cure

Life: hopeless-train

Final Battle: lunacy booth-therapy

Death Scene: black-pearl jam

Funeral Song: closer-kings of leon

End Credit: stranger things have happened-foo fighters

1. Who were your last five texts from?
Aileen,Rowan,Rebecca,my mum(aw) and graeme

2. Where was your default picture taken?
Belushis!

3. What's your middle name?
Margaret!

4. Your current relationship status?
V much taken by the lovely Mr Morrison

5. Does your crush like you back?
Bloody hope so!

9. What is the wallpaper on your cell phone?
Graeme bein daft in the pub!!

10. If you could go back in time and change something, what would it be?
My level of debt and the fact i've buggered it for myself for the next 5 yrs!

11. Where was the last place out of town that you went to?
Wedding make up in Penicuik a couple of wks ago

12. Ever had a near death experience?
A few times I think....but mainly self inflicted with booze!

13. If you could have one super power what would it be?
To be invisible! not to be dirty just coz it would be cool as fuck!!

14. What's the first thing you notice about the opposite sex?
Eyes and teeth,oh and shoes!

15. Who is your favorite celebrity train wreck?
hmmmmAmy Winehouse...hate her....love her music!

16. Favourite colour?
Pink

17. What is one thing that annoys you on TV?
Cricket and generally most sport! quite likin watchin the footie tho

18. Do you still like kiddy movies?
Not really

19. What are you thinking about right now?
that i've gotta hang washin up!

20. What should you be doing?
Hanging up the washing!!

21. Who was the last person that made you upset/angry?
When my mum called on sat to say my wee puss cat had died

22. What are you listening to?
Metallica

23. Do you like working in the yard?
eh? the yard? are we in america or summat???

24. If you could have any last name in the world, what would it be?
Rocks! dya not think that would be awesome! Lizzie Rocks! (sorry les,had to steal it!!)

25. Do you act differently around the person you like?
Nope act the same with everyone!

26. What is your natural hair color?
Light brown

27. Why did you cry last time?
coz of wee rusty



20 Euro bets 201 day ago

I think its about time for me to explain the concept of a 20 Euro bet!

We borrowed (stole) the idea from our friends Craig and Jamie who do 20 pound bets, and we adapted the rules a tad!

It started off in a hotel room in Benidorm I think ( correct me if I'm wrong Aileen)

I thought of a good bet for Aileen....she said she would do it for 20 Euro's....and she explained the 20 pound bet to me!

The Rules

1. You need to choose a bet/dare you would do yourself....nothing ridiculous

2. You tell the person the bet/dare e.g. ask the DJ in Opium for Take That - yes I done that!!

3. You then say "20 euro"

4. The person whom you have bet has no choice but to do the bet/dare

5. The real catch of this game tho is once the person has done the bet/dare....they don't get the 20 Euro's!

Completely pointless I hear you say......but a whole lotta fun!!!

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the seven kinds of sex! 408 day ago

The 1st kind of sex is called: Smurf Sex.
This kind of sex happens when you first meet someone and you both have
sex until you are blue in the face.

The 2nd kind of sex is called: Kitchen Sex.
This is when you have been with your partner for a short time and you
are so horny you will have sex anywhere, even in the kitchen.

The 3rd kind of sex is called: Bedroom Sex.
This is when you have been with your partner for a long time. Your sex
has gotten routine and you usually have sex only in your bedroom.

The 4th kind of sex is called: Hallway Sex.
This is when you have been with your partner for too long. When you
pass each other in the hallway you both say "screw you."

The 5th kind of sex is called: Religious Sex.
Which means you get Nun in the morning, Nun in the Afternoon and Nun at night. (Very Popular)

The 6th kind of sex is called: Courtroom Sex.
This is when you cannot stand your

A - AVAILABLE?
Nope, taken!

B - BEST FRIEND?
Liam,Aileen,Lesley &Katie

C - CRUSH?
Jared Leto

D - DANCIN?
It has been known

E - EASIEST PERSON TO TALK TO?
Liam

F - FAVOURITE ARTIST?
Mr Dave Grohl

G - GREATEST TV PROG?
My So Called Life

H - HOME TOWN?
Penicuik

I - IF YOU COULD MOVE WOULD YOU?
I would love to live in edinburgh forever! or maybe oz coz i've got alot of good friends that stay there and its warm!!!!!

J - JUICE?
Diet Coke

K - KIDS?
No-but maybe a bus load o them from bilston somewhere-eh liam!!

L - LOVED YET?
Yeah i think so?

M - MOVIE?
Empire Records

N - NUMBER OF SIBLINGS ?
Only child

O - ONE WISH?
Happiness and to be debt free

P - PHOBIA(S)?
Drowning or being buried alive

Q - FAVOURITE QUOTE?
Anything from Scrubs

R - REASON TO SMILE?
Ah ha that would be telling!!!

S - SONG YOU LAST HEARD?
U+Ur Hand-Pink

T - TIME YOU WAKE UP?
As late as possible!

U- Underwear
Over the shoulder boulder holder and pants!

V - VIRGINITY?
We parted company a while back

W - WORST HABBIT?
Swearing and Smoking

X - X-RATED SECRET?
Dont be so nosey!

Y - YUMMY FOODS?
Chocolate,many more but that wins!!

Z - ZODIAC?
Virgo