Ed Kavanagh
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Mężczyzna, 23,
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U CANNOT BE SERIOUS
When we were young ‘uns in fourth year and were all doing work experience, I spent a spell in the four courts, watching our legal system at work. I visited many different courts, including circuit courts, high courts, the special criminal court (the ones for the ‘ra dave) and even the supreme court. My personal favourite however was the Garda compensation court. There is something weird about compensation courts, mostly cause what they are attempting to do is to put a financial figure on an emotional or physical injury, surely no amount of money can make up for an injury or attack. . .right? Well there was one chappy in question, who while chasing some dastardly criminal hurt his knee. This left him with a sore knee and unable to play rugby with his pals as he told, he got awarded €64,000! Which if u ask me is heavily retarded. . .considering he was about 55 or 60 and was some fat old man whose main sporting activities were cow tipping and occasional wife beating. Another man of the law was bitten on the finger while apprehending a drug dealer, ouch! Not when its worth €64,000 though.
However while browsing through the news the other day I saw a story that really took the biscuit, and then ate it. Allen Heckard, a black male from Portland in the United States is taking Phil Knight (Nike Founder) and Michael Jordan to court in possibly the most retarded lawsuit seen by man. Mr. Heckard is looking for compensaton for emotional injury caused by the nasty pair. He plans on taking MJ down for
“defamation and permanent injury and emotional pain and suffering.”
Yeh of course, how dare Michael Jordan have the nerve to look like Michael Jordan! And also HOW DARE HE for becoming the best basketballer of all time!
He is also claiming that Phil Knight founder of the famous brand is guilty of
“defamation and permanent injury for promoting Jordan and making him one of the most recognized men in the world.”
Damn right too, shouldn’t old Philly boy have checked first to see if any other people looked like MJ, like, it only stands to logic.
Mr. Heckard looks like Michael Jordan alright. . .well. . . kinda, he has a shaved head wears an earring and is quite fit. . .from playing basketball. He claims that when he is out, he is constantly accused of looking like the famous NBA hall of famer, despite being a half foot smaller than him. He is also awfully offended when, even on the basketball court the comparisons continue with ferocious abandon.
“Even when I go to the gym I’m accused of playing ball like him”
THOSE BASTARDS, who asked them anyway, next time someone compares you to the best player of all time, give them a smack and a piece of my mind, I mean that’s just a low blow. But perhaps the most incredible part of the story is the amount of compensation he is looking for. When I think back to the days spent in the four courts, I never really understood how someone could quantify in financial terms what was an intangible emotional feeling. However Mr. Heckard has found the formula for this, and it seems quite simple, I have a feeling in years to come we shall all be using this foolproof formula, and it will improve our compensation system beyond our wildest dreams.
Well here it goes
“Well, you figure with my age and you multiply that times seven and then I turn around and I figure that’s what it all boils down to”
. . . .Right, well, eh, there you go, words of a true genius, and with that formula it of course equals. . .yes, you have it 832 million dollars, believe it or not the poor creature after having suffered years of anguish is looking for compensation to the tune of 832,000,000 dollars, Some may call that ridiculously high, but think of the poor fella, he’s upset!Put in M&S hourly wage terms that’s about 68,954,593 hours of work, or just over 37000 years of working 35 hour weeks, I mean that’s a lot of moula. I’ve worked in M&S for a combined 2 years or th1 komentarz 1195 dni
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Things culchies like
01) A nice bit a ham.
02) Buttered biscuits.
03) Diggin Holes.
04) Saying tis too cold to snow
05) A dinner dance
06) Tayto Cheese & Onion
07) Countin money.
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A stretch in d'evenings
09) Rubbing their hands together before tucking into their dinner
10) Starting conversations with 'Do ya know whos dead ?'
11) Pretending to like Harp or Pioneer
12) Marietta biskits.
13) Drivin inta poholes with the tractor
14) Shania Twain.
15) Heifers
16) Spittin in their hands before doing anything manual
17) Steel toe caps.
1 A big bowl of stew
19) Eating sangwiches out of the boot of a car at GAA Matches
20) Saying someones 'Opened a Book' on something.
21) The smell of silage.
22) a door stop of Slice-Your-Own Loaf.
23) Work Clothes
24) A bottle of mineral.
25) Fighting with d'neighbours
26) Puttin on a ganzee to stop them from bein foundered
27) 'The' Hurling and Futball.
2 Bakin n cabbage.
29) Price of calves.
30) Saying "Aaah" after taking their first sup of tae.
31) Sayin' things like 'Well Holy God ... will ya look at that'
32) Dirty number plates so they cant get caught with the speed cameras
33) The Fear of Change.
34) A nice bit of Barnbrac with a cup a Strong Tay
35) Drinkin tay off a saucer.
36) Building stone walls.
37) Being starved with the cold rather than with a lack of food
3 Flowery Spuds
39) Talking about the long evenin's
40) A good blackthorn walkin stick.
41) Shouting 'Yeeeeeoooo' when something good happens.
42) The replay of the Sunday Game on Monday
43) Talkin bout machinery.
44) Sayin' things like 'Arra fer Jaysus Sake'
45) A good read of Buy n Sell.
46) Winnin a tukey at the cards.
47) Scandal, as long as its about other people.
4 A Gud bail a Turf, because dat Centril heatin's only a wemins ting.
49) Soda farls.
50) Sponge 'n Custurt
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Cllr Cormac Devlin44 tygodnie temu
Hi Ed Kavanagh
LIME PRESENTS
*** KARAOKE ***
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EVERY THURSDAY FROM 9!
Followed By DJ IAN C!
Playing All The Best of The 70s & 80s!
Big Hits, Slow Sets, Reflex
Singles & Couples Welcome!
**** Bottles Just €4! ****
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LIME OPEN LATE WED - SAT
Call 01 230 1375 To Reserve An Area
Or Book Your Party!
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Cllr Cormac Devlin45 tygodni temu
Hi Ed Kavanagh
BOOK YOUR 18th or 21st AT LIME IN JANUARY, FEBRUARY OR MARCH AND GET A 50% DISCOUNT ON THE COST!
TO BOOK CALL US TODAY ON 01-2301375!
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LIME CAFE BAR CLUB
OPEN LATE WEDNESDAY TO SATURDAY
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Lime Cafe Bar Club
Georges Street, Dún Laoghaire
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Cllr Cormac Devlin48 tygodni temu
Hi Ed Kavanagh
HAPPY CHRISTMAS FROM EVERYONE AT LIME!
We've lined up the top DJs over Christmas and are open late with special promos every night!
ST. STEPHEN’S DAY
Free Admission Before 11
SATURDAY 27th DEC
Free Admission Before 12
SUNDAY 28th DEC
Free Admission Before 11
NEW YEARS EVE PARTY
Tickets €15 (€10 In Advance) Includes Bubbly!
NEW YEARS DAY
Free Admission For Lime VIP Members
FRIDAY 2nd JAN
Free Admission Before 11
SATURDAY 3rd JAN
Free Admission Before 11
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PARTY BOOKINGS WELCOME!
MASSIVE 50% OFF ALL PARTIES FOR JANUARY, FEBRUARY & MARCH, CALL US NOW @ 01 230 1375 TO BOOK!
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Lime Cafe Bar Club
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Cllr Cormac Devlin48 tygodni temu
Hi Ed Kavanagh
Announcing
THE MISTLETOE BALL
TUESDAY DEC 23 10PM - 3AM!
** FREE ADMISSION BEFORE 11 **
** SELECTED DRINKS €4! **
OVER 18s, GOVT ID, R.O.A.R.
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Having a party? Book your next party @ LIME before 31st December and get a massive 50% discount!
LIME CAFÉ BAR CLUB
Georges Street Upper, Dun Laoghaire
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Cllr Cormac Devlin50 tygodni temu
Hi Ed Kavanagh
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** PRE CHRISTMAS SALE **
BOOK YOUR NEXT PARTY @ LIME AND GET A 50% DISCOUNT - OFFER VAILID TO 31st DEC!
We cater for all types of parties - 18ths, 21sts, 25ths, Pre-Debs, Work Parties, XMAS Parties
LIME 5 to 500 PEOPLE
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LIME CAFE BAR CLUB
OPEN LATE WED - SAT
WEDNESDAY - Student Nite Bottles €3
THURSDAY - 70s & 80s Free B4 12
FRIDAY - Ladies Free B4 12
SATURDAY - Party Night, DJ Carl
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Cllr Cormac Devlin52 tygodnie temu
Hey Ed Kavanagh
TICKETS FOR THE CHAIN GANG CHRISTMAS SPECIAL ARE ON SALE IN LIME
*** BEBO MSG US TO WIN TWO SETS OF 5 VIP
TICKETS FOR YOU & YOUR FRIENDS! ***
* 5 VIP TICKETS WITH FRONT ROW SEATS *
* A PHOTO WITH THE LADS *
* A BOTTLE OF BUBBLY! *
CHAIN GANG XMAX SPECIAL @ LIME NEXT FRIDAY!
LIME CAFE BAR CLUB
OPEN LATE WED - SAT
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Cllr Cormac Devlin53 tygodnie temu
Hi Ed Kavanagh
Check out LIME's new mid-week line up:
TUESDAYS - POKER KNIGHTS
** TEXAS HOLD EM - 1st PRIZE €1000! **
€50 + €10 Reg
Starts 8pm Sharp!
WEDNESDAYS - STUDENT NIGHT
** ALL BOTTLED BEER €3.50 **
** SPECIAL COCKTAIL PROMOS **
DJ & CLUB OPEN UNTIL 2.30AM
FREE BEFORE MIDNIGHT
THURSDAYS - LIVE MUSIC
** LIVE MUSIC FROM 8PM **
DJ & CLUB OPEN UNTIL 2.30AM
FREE BEFORE MIDNIGHT
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LIME OPEN LATE EVERY WED-SAT
Always Free B4 11
To Book Your Next Party @ Lime
Call Cormac On 012301375
Lime Cafe Bar Club
George's Street, Dun Laoghaire
T: 01 230 1375
M: 086 846 2192
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Cllr Cormac Devlin54 tygodnie temu
Hi Ed Kavanagh
** LADIES ** LADIES ** LADIES
CHAIN GANG ARE BACK @ LIME
Friday November 28th
The Chaingang Hunks will be reappearing for a show un-like any other......an ideal Christmas night out with the girls!!! Tickets cost just: €15 each (plus free admission to our nightclub) Show starts @ 8pm
It is advisable that tickets are bought in advance to avoid disappointment.
Group bookings also welcome. Discounts received on groups of 10 or more people.
(LADS CHECK OUT THE AFTER PARTY UPSTAIRS FROM MIDNIGHT!!!)
Strictly Over 18s, Govt ID Essential, R.O.A.R.
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LIME OPEN LATE EVERY WED-SAT
Always Free B4 11
To Book Your Next Party @ Lime
Call Cormac On 012301375
Lime Cafe Bar Club
George's Street, Dun Laoghaire
T: 01 230 1375
M: 086 846 2192
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Cllr Cormac Devlin55 tygodni temu
Hi Ed Kavanagh
STUDENT NIGHT @ LIME
EVERY WEDNESDAY TILL 2.30AM!
FREE BEFORE 12
**ALL BOTTLED BEER €3 ALL NIGHT**
**Selected Cocktails €7 All Night**
Strictly Over 18s, Govt ID Essential, R.O.A.R.
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LIME OPEN LATE EVERY WED-SAT
To Book Your Next Party @ Lime
Call Cormac On 012301375
Lime Cafe Bar Club
George's Street, Dun Laoghaire
T: 01 230 1375
M: 086 846 2192
E: info@limecafebar.ie
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Cllr Cormac Devlin56 tygodni temu
Hi Ed Kavanagh
HALLOWEEN FANCY DRESS PARTY
Friday 31st October
€150 Prize for Best Costume!
2 X €50 Runner Up Prizes!
Admin €5 before 12!
Selected Cocktails €7 All Night
Bottles Hino / Miller €4 All Night
Text 086 846 2192 or Email info@limecafebar.ie
to be added to guest list
Strictly Over 18s, Govt ID Essential, R.O.A.R.
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LIME OPEN LATE EVERY WED-SAT
To Book Your Next Party @ Lime
Call Cormac On 012301375
Lime Cafe Bar Club
George's Street, Dun Laoghaire
T: 01 230 1375
M: 086 846 2192
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Cllr Cormac Devlin58 tygodni temu
Hi Ed,
CHECK OUT LIME'S
NEW STUDENT NITE
EVERY WEDNESDAY
TOP DJs
ALL BOTTLED BEERS €3!
SPECIAL COCKTAIL PROMO'S ALL NITE!
FREE BEFORE 12!
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Book Your Next Party At Lime
We Don't Charge Room Hire!
Lime Café Bar Club
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Jill Smith69 tygodni temuCrime of the century is only bleedin deadly....but on that note one of my favs that cant believe I left out is "Bloody well right"......where to next Super-compass!!!???
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Cllr Cormac Devlin70 tygodni temu
Hi Ed,
SPIN 1038's DJ CLAIRE B WILL BE ON THE DECKS AT LIME THIS FRIDAY.
Send us a message to be added to the guest list for free admission before midnight.
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BOOK YOUR NEXT PARTY AT LIME
CALL CORMAC @ 01-2301375
Lime don't charge booking or room hire fees!
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LIME CLUB OPEN LATE
THURSDAY, FRIDAY & SATURDAY
ADMISSION ALWAYS FREE BEFORE 11
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Alex Bri Bri Mullane71 tygodni temu‘Jet from Gladiators to host a millennium barn dance at Yeovil aerodrome. Properly policed. It must not, I repeat not, turn into an all-night rave.’
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Mark71 tygodni temuah ye i only joking passed luvly. just wrking a gud bit hopefully heading away for a couple of weeks to the sun tho brush up on me farmers tan. u all fixed up for a job or r u going to do sumtin else
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J E N72 tygodnie temurural.. tats me to a tee eh???
headin off somewhere (stil not sure where) at the end of the summer.. that way u can work all summer get the reward at the end and stil have the nice tan!!!
work is a bummer
but its money money money..
worked 46 hours last week... not nice.... but its bettter than bein bored at home i suppose!!!! -
J E N72 tygodnie temu
worky work is what im up to too.. did have 4 jobs at one stage but now its just down to 2.. thankfully!!! im mowing my dad's fields and waitressing... bit of an odd mix!!!
im gona be a student forever ve decided.. wel its a plan anyway!!!! no holidays planned no??? -
Mark72 tygodnie temu
ah man i failed with flying colours
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Laura Arnold72 tygodnie temuthat still sounds pretty impressive!! Are you going to appeal anything?! One of my friends in Arts doing finals is in an awful situation with the appeal process....silly UCD!!
Ah i'll take the B...just as long as i passed!! I'm heading off next Saturday and will be gone for basically the rest of the summer, i can't wait to get out of Dublin!! I'm heading to croatia and slovenia first for about two weeks then i'm back in Dub again for a few days then i'm off interrailing for the whole of August!! starting in amsterdam and possibly finishing in croatia or greece....don't really have much of a plan at the minute!! Is the job just an internship or are you gonna be a life-er?! Are you enjoying the real world?!
Jennie and I are having our 21st on the 6th of Oct (next weekend) in Stradbrook rugby club……. Halloween theme, fancy dress: heroes and villans (or whatever you can get your hands on) live band followed by DJ, free shots and an illusionist……. It’s a huge room so spread the word! X
Clodagh Ryan 0 odpowiedziCARNIVAL……..HAS ARRIVED!
Beach Party 0 odpowiedziRUSSELL COURT HOTEL
ALL BOTTLED DRINKS €2 ALL NIGHT!!
CARNIVAL PARTY/DRINKING GAMES THROUGHOUT THE NIGHT!
WHEN: Launch night Wed 21st of Feb.
WHERE: 21-25 Harcout St
WHY: Cos YOUR COMPLETELY BORED OF EVERY OTHER CLUB, YOUR SICK OF ALL THE SHIT STUDENT NI...
Fair play Ed Hope all is well.
Brían Walton 0 odpowiedzi