Richard Keaveney

Weaseling out of things is important to learn. It's what separates us from the animals ... except the weasel.

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Motto
u can never be to old 4 a bouncy castle- i once bounced as high as my head, it was amazing
Ja, o mnie i jeszcze raz ja
Marge: Homer! There's someone here who can help you...
Homer: Is it Batman?
Marge: No, he's a scientist.
Homer: Batman's a scientist?!
Marge: It's not Batman!

Homer: How could you?! Haven't you learned anything from that guy who gives those sermons at church? Captain Whatshisname? We live in a society of laws! Why do you think I took you to all those Police Academy movies? For fun? Well, I didn't hear anybody laughing, did you? Except at that guy who made sound effects. Makes sound effects and laughs. Where was I? Oh yeah! Stay out of my booze.

QUOTE-John Gleeson-'My grandad invented the question mark

(\__/)
(='.'=) This is Bunny. Put him on your
(")_(") Bebo and help him on his
way to world domination.
Moja druga połowa
Jon " Put another sweet chilli chicken on th barbi" Gleeson
Music
milky joe
Scared Of
spiders! oh nd death
Happiest When.....
sleeping
Pet hates
getting up in the morning, when u cant eat the next day after a night out, people hu dont get old greg, other religions celebrating chritmas- get your own holiday! creationism, canadian medical students, the way handicapped parking spaces are right next to the entrance (not only are they guaranteed a space, but right next to the entrance), eamon dunphy, ntl, essays, spelling
To do list
pass drivery theory test,
learn too drive,
pass driving test,
gruadate from college,
travel the world,
get a job,
buy a car,
buy a house,
make movie,
win oscar,
time travel,
develope sixth sense,
finish jumpers for goalposts,
have an arguement with eamon dunphy,
cure AIDS,
discover immortality,
unpack dish washer,
win world snooker championship,
win olympics,
overcome fear of spiders,
become a celebrity,
win im a celebrity get me out of here,
win lotto,
destroy terminator,
tidy bedroom.
Done
do leaving cert,
go to college,
watch all six star wars in one day,
space travel,
give black guy in nightclub toilet a breakfast roll,
make website.
msn
kiwi-99@hotmail.com

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  • Homer..my hero!!

    Marge: This is the worst thing you've ever done.
    Homer: You say that so often that it lost its meaning

    Homer: Weaseling out of things is important to learn. It's what separates us from the animals ... except the weasel.

    Homer: Aw, twenty dollars! I wanted a peanut!
    Homer's Brain: Twenty dollars can buy many peanuts!
    Homer: Explain how!
    Homer's Brain: Money can be exchanged for goods and services!
    Homer: Woo-hoo!

    Homer: I'm normally not a praying man, but if you're up there, please save me Superman

    Marge: Homer! There's someone here who can help you...
    Homer: Is it Batman?
    Marge: No, he's a scientist.
    Homer: Batman's a scientist?!
    Marge: It's not Batman!

    Homer: How is education supposed to make me feel smarter? Besides, every time I learn something new, it pushes some old stuff out of my brain. Remember when I took that home winemaking course, and I forgot how to drive?

    Homer: Lisa, Vampires are make-believe, like elves, gremlins, and eskimos

    Homer: The only monster here is the gambling monster that has enslaved your mother! I call him Gamblor, and it's time to snatch your mother from his neon claws!

    Homer: You couldn't fool your own mother on the foolingest day of your life with an electrified fooling machine!

    Homer: Son, a woman is like a beer. They smell good, they look good, you'd step over your own mother just to get one! But you can't stop at one. You wanna drink another woman!

    Homer: How could you?! Haven't you learned anything from that guy who gives those sermons at church? Captain Whatshisname? We live in a society of laws! Why do you think I took you to all those Police Academy movies? For fun? Well, I didn't hear anybody laughing, did you? Except at that guy who made sound effects. Makes sound effects and laughs. Where was I? Oh yeah! Stay out of my booze.

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  • Genius or Not???

    COUNT THE F'S IN THIS SENTENCE


    FINISHED FILES ARE THE RE
    > SULT OF YEARS OF SCIENTI
    > FIC STUDY COMBINED WITH
    > THE EXPERIENCE OF YEARS...
    > (SEE BELOW)
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    > HOW MANY ?
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    > ..................... 3?
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    > WRONG, THERE ARE 6 -- no joke.
    > READ IT AGAIN !
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    > The reasoning behind is further down.
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    > The brain cannot process "OF".
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    > Incredible or what? Go back and look again!!
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    > Anyone who counts all 6 "F's" on the first go is a genius.
    > Three is normal, four is quite rare.

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  • This is why we drink!!!

    why i love alcohol:
    I feel sorry for people who don't drink. When they wake up in the
    morning, that's as good as they're going to feel all day.

    Reality is an illusion that occurs due to lack of alcohol.

    Drinking provides a beautiful excuse to pursue the one activity
    that truly gives me pleasure, hooking up with fat, hairy girls

    I don't have a drink problem. I drink, i get drunk, i fall
    down no problem.

    You're not drunk if you can lie on the floor without holding on

    Work is the curse of the drinking classes

    24 hours in a day, 24 beers in a case. Coincidence?

    Beer is proof that God loves us and wants us to be happy.

    I drink to make other people interesting.

    I distrust camels, and anyone else who can go for a week without a drink

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  • Mark Holst
    Mark Holst

    Those disabled people have some cheek taking all the spots closest to the door...you still have your stuff in my house

    48 tygodni temu
  • Rohan Perera
    Rohan Perera

    ye i thought it was a pretty deadly night, u should of got the luas thats what we did kuz its running till half 3 all week and then got a taxi from sandyford

    49 tygodni temu
  • Brian Lambe
    Brian Lambe

    Eels, eels, eels, eels.
    Eels up inside ya, finding an entrance where they can,
    Eels up inside ya, finding an entrance where they can,
    Boring through your tummy, through your mind, through your anus,
    Eels, eels, eels, eels.


    I'm actually getting quite into this now!

    49 tygodni temu
  • Rohan Perera
    Rohan Perera

    where the hell did u go last night? u just disappeared, dorans was packed it was pretty deadly :D

    50 tygodni temu
  • Bob-O Earley
    luv Bob-O Earley

    its pretty good i finally get a break on tuesday, cant wait! hows college?

    50 tygodni temu
  • Ali Crowley
    Ali Crowley

    hahaaa you got it! its been awhile petal we need to start milking this hand thing, theres millions to be made...

    50 tygodni temu
  • Ali Crowley
    luv Ali Crowley

    this hand is your hand....

    51 tygodni temu
  • Harry P
    Harry P

    Gleesons grandad accused chestnuts of being lazy...he lied bout the question mark thing that was infact doyleys grandad!

    51 tygodni temu
  • Paul Bourke
    Paul Bourke

    only finished on the 19th!!Very annoying coz its my electivo as well!!

    Dont no how how u dont remember pushin grace to the floor!!in bondi...no??

    TOP OF THE LEAGUE!!!! (i have to boast bout it now coz it wont stay like that for much longer)

    51 tygodni temu
  • Alannah Comerford
    Alannah Comerford

    I would recommend u actually watch the x factor before u start abusing eoghan, he is amazing and such a baaabe, ha. Hope ur study is going as well as mine....Not!

    51 tygodni temu
  • Gracemargetson-And-Maevemcdc
    Gracemargetson-And-Maevemcdc

    hey richard,hw r ya?hope i see u out again some time soon so you can fall on me again,making us both crash down onto the dancefloor! :)

    51 tygodni temu
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    Xx Sarah Moraghan Xx

    catch!!!!!!! :)

    51 tygodni temu
  • Paul Bourke
    Paul Bourke

    no problemo!!

    Ill tell her 2 add !!

    Wen do u finish exams??

    51 tygodni temu
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