yeah quick post. i went to the gold coast had some fun. was on national TV, was kicked of lethal weapon at movieworld saw the BB premiere be4 anyone else so HA. yeah im done.

yeah just thought i should tell everyone about my recent conquests.
i saved a top-corner dragflick with my stick. I scored 2 goals in one match in mens this morning.i have been hit twice in the last 2 days and im still ok. back of the head and the chest. its all good. and umm hmmmmm........oh yeah and if you see me on the men's field im number 108 for Old canberrans hockey club. its an obscure number i know but i don't care. we will soon be premiers of 5th grade thanks to the goal scoring machine yours truly.
also i just thoguht i would tell everyone that im going to the BB07 opening on saturday or sunday (not sure which). its only an extra 20 bucks with a day-pass to dreamworld so we got these ticks mostly for the day pass but a national TV showing of me would be nice.
Also im going to the Lakers presentation dinner tonight. I have to wear a suit but i have worn one before so im cool with it. the whole dinner invite is coz we sponsor the lakers captain. and for all you people who dont follow the AHL, the Lakers are like the Brumbies or the Raiders.

Things 2 do in a elevator...
1) When there's only one other person in the elevator, tap them
on the shoulder and then pretend it wasn't you.

2) Push the buttons and pretend they give you a shock. Smile,
and go back for more.

3) Ask if you can push the button for other people, but push
the wrong ones.

4) Call the Psychic Hotline from your cell phone and ask if
they know what floor your on.

5) Hold the doors open and say your waiting for a friend. After
a while, let the doors close, and say, "Hi Greg. How's your day been?"

6) Drop a pen and wait until someone goes to pick it up, then scream,
"That's mine!"

7) Bring a camera and take pictures of everyone in the elevator.

Move your desk into the elevator and whenever anyone gets on, ask
if they have an apointment.

9) Lay down the twister mat and ask people if they would like
to play.

10) Leave a box in the corner, and when someone gets on, ask them if
they can hear ticking.

11) Pretend you are a flight attendant and review emergency
procedures and exits with the passengers.

12) Ask, "Did you feel that?"

13) Stand really close to someone, sniffing them occasionally.

14) When the doors close, announce to the others, "It's okay,
don't panic, they open again!"

15) Swat at flies that don't exist.

16) ask people if they want to see your ass

17) Call out, "Group Hug!" and then enforce it.

1 Grimace painfully while smacking your forehead and
muttering,"Shut up, all of you, just shut up!"

19) Crack open your briefcase or purse, and while peering
inside, ask, "Got enough air in there?"

20) Stand silently and motionless in the corner, facing the
wall, without getting off.

21) Stare at another passenger for a while, then announce in
horror, "Your one of THEM!" and back away slowly.

22) Wear a puppet on your hand and use it to talk to the
other passengers.

23) Listen to the elevator walls with your stethoscope.

24) Make explosion noises when anyone presses a button.

25) Stare, grinning at another passenger for a while, then
announce, "I have new socks on".

26) Draw a little square on the floor with chalk and announce
to the
other passnegers, "This is MY personal space!"