------FOLEY--------

1 copy, your book and 1 Biiiiiiro.

DODGING THE WORK!

Thats dodging! Pure dodging!

Bit of the window, there...

Hes tall god bless him!

Most of ye did quite well, others did quite poorly (looks at niall)

Lets get down to the work.

Very interesting part of the mathamatics.

NO! NO! you should have listened in class!

<soft voice> its ok niall. We'll slow down for you...

<Makin weird hand movements>

Sit back in your place... sit back in your place!!!

Ian whats with that brazen look!

excersises 20 to 30... inclusive!

INtegerSSS!

Its a bit stuffy in ere...

We'll be having a maths assessment on friday please God!

Everyday Michael...go to the bathroom but this is the last time!

Einnea!

There'll be no more dodging the work!

There'll be a new regime in this class

Wheres Niall Grourke?

Feet off the Rostrum!

Eyes GLUED to the blackboard!

Take the Rota to the monastery...

And thats how u...thats the right...yes! Moving on...

Change sides change signs!!

U have to be pulling up yer socks now David.

ders no tim 4 squandering

Nice, eh, weather we're having...

Old Man Broderick was formed one lazy spring, when james broderick was having his back garden redone or sumfink. There was a giant pipe near the fence where the lads say they are bored and junk. We took tht pipe one day while james b was inside and charged it at his door, and he wud come out and tell us off. Well after doin tht several times, we got aaron to film it on his fone. The result was 10 never seen before OMBs, which we modified for internet viewing. They were all very short and we l8r got a video camera and made episode 1, which was actually more of a trailer for the new thing.
Episode1 The lads charge a pipe at the door, only to be chased away
Episode2 They ring his doorbell
Episode3 They mess with his dog
Episode4 They steal his doormat
Episode5 They kill him
Episode6 They bother him and get shot at
Episode7 They raid his porn collection
Episode8 They pee in his toilet
Episode9 They steal his pills and dog food
Episode10 Lets kick his cane over

After those, OMB was born. The first episode they attack his dog and bully him. The Old Man Broderick hops out and chases them out of his house and from the dog. The credits took longer than the actual movie to play. Very Long!!!

------SEASON ONE-------

Episode 2, The fall of OMB hope you enjoy your trip
A well received second episode, made by andrew keaveneny. the two bollix lads plan to trip over OMB, and do so. The unsuspecting old coot falls down, and the lads run away. This is a direct adaption from the old phone videos. The blooper real or so eloquentely termed 'fuck ups' were well received, and dubbed much funnier than the vid, by critic, Evan Keaveney. THe blooper reel includes andrew after a shower and several failed trips of OMB.

Episode 3, What the ****????
A vid with mixed reviews. Sum say it was the best, others worst. The two assholes yell profanity at OMB and are challenged to a fight. They duel him, but his 6000HP is no match for Eoghans' T square and Andrews' super abilities. OMB falls to a combi attack. The end half was very enjoyable. Eoghan Fallon had a large hand in the producing of this vid, but is a team effort.

Episode 4, Sex, Drugs and OAPS
A vid with a slightly more positive than negative review. The video was made by Aaron Hastings, and his style is prominent thru the whole video. It is a direct adaption from a fone vid. Tht 1 was aarons favourite. The lads raid OMBs porn collection, but are caught in his house by OMB and he has a heart attack. They flee, with his pills and porn. The blooper reel is there too.

Episode 5, Ask Gilton
A vid with average review. Many saw it as past the peak. It was intended for James to make this vid, but he wasnt able to think of anything, so it was a lopsided team effort. It is a bit of a mock of several things, like Ask Gilton and Mythbuster. The lads dont fight Omb but get sum girls with giltons help. However tht does not work and Gilton is another myth busted!!!!!

Episode 6, Untitled
A vid with very high reviews. The lads plan to attack OMB and travel to Kerry to do so. They attack him and probably kill him. THe video was a joint effort and was very well received. It is an adaption of a different mobile phone one where they kill him in his house. A cliffhanger at the end...

Old Man Broderick, the Animated Series!!!
A new idea that is still in pre development. Its not animated, but it will have crazy stuff like any OMB or cartoon does, as your more free to do stupid stuff with 'animation' than real people. Stay tuned for a whole series!

Old Man Broderick, Behind the Fence
A documentary of the fictious Old Man Broderick crew, American Underpants. This will simply be a just for laughs thing, where we detail the American Underpants crews' lives, which is all just a big joke in itself. Worth a lark!!!

Old Man Broderick audio commentary
You lucky bastards are treated to some clips and we tell you how much we hate 'e

1 Who are you?.......
2. Are we friends?........
3. When and how did we meet?........
4. Do you hav a crush on me?.........
5. Have you ever wanted to punch me?........
6. Give me a nikname and explain why?........
7. Describe me in 1 word........
8. what was ur first impression ov me?.......
9. do u still fink the same?......
10. What reminds u ov me?.....
11. If you could giv me anything wot wod it b?......
12. How well do u no me?......
13. Whens the last tym u saw me?.....
14. Eva wanted 2 tell me sumthing u couldnt?......
15. Are you goin 2 put dis on ur blog and c wot i say about u?