Ninja don't sweat.

Bullets can't kill a ninja.

Ninja invented skateboarding

Only a ninja can kill a ninja. Regular humans are useless.

Ninja never wear headbands with the word "ninja" printed on them.

Ninja can breath underwater anytime they want.

Ninja can change clothes in less than 1 second.

Ninja always land on their feet. If they don't have feet they will land on their nubs.

Ninja invented the internet.

Ninja don't eat or drink very much, and they never have to go to the bathroom.

Ninja always move to America when making a new start as a non-assassin.

Ninja don't play sports. Unless killing is a sport.

Ninja can crush golfballs with 2 fingers, any two fingers.

Ninja have a bad temper when they lose at anything. They will usually cut off the winners head before they have time to gloat.

Ninja lie all the time. Even when the truth serves better, ninja will lie anyway.

Ninja swords are always straight with a square handle guard. Always. Curves are for girls.

Lack any personality

Wear headbands

Fight skillfully with any object

Can remove a spleen in one swift motion

Live in your house secretly for days

Can remove their shadow if needed

Hurl shurikens

Go anywhere they want instantly

Catch bullets in their teeth

Kill themselves if they make a noise

Can run 100 miles on their hands

Train 20 hours/day starting from age 2

Have cool words like Seppuku

Are masters of disguise

Can hover for hours

Flip out and kill everything

Are completely self-sufficient.

Split planks vertically with their nose

Can hide in incense smoke

Kill people.

Ninjas are the best guitar players. Ever.

Ninjas do NOT wear spandex.

A Samurai is NOT a ninja.

Dragon Ball Z characters are NOT ninjas.

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Name: Andrew
Birthday: 31/07/85
Birthplace: Wellington
Current Location: Waikanae
Eye Color: brown/hazel
Hair Color: Black
Height: 5'9
Right Handed or Left Handed: right
The Shoes You Wore Today: slippers
Your Weakness: my hair lol
Your Fears: secret
Goal You Would Like To Achieve This Year: mastering nun-chucks
Your Most Overused Phrase On an instant messenger: yo yo
Thoughts First Waking Up: im thirsty
Your Best Physical Feature: arms
Your Bedtime: whenever
Your Most Missed Memory: my daughter and mike the ditcher
Pepsi or Coke: Coke
MacDonalds or Burger King: K.F.C
Single or Group Dates: Both
Chocolate or Vanilla: chocolate
Cappuccino or Coffee: coffee
Do you Smoke: yep
Do you Swear: fuck no
Do you Sing: When im pissed
Do you Shower Daily: yea
Have you Been in Love: yes
Do you want to go to College: been there
Do you want to get Married: nope
Do you belive in yourself: Sometimes
Do you get Motion Sickness: If im txting in a car
Do you think you are Attractive: nope
Are you a Health Freak: nope
Do you get along with your Parents: sometimes
Do you like Thunderstorms: yep that i do
Do you play an Instrument: guitar
In the past month have you Drank Alcohol: last night
In the past month have you Smoked: yes
In the past month have you been on Drugs: No
In the past month have you gone on a Date: No
In the past month have you gone to a Mall: Yep
In the past month have you eaten a pie: yup
In the past month have you eaten Sushi: no
In the past month have you been on Stage: nope
In the past month have you been Dumped: nope
In the past month have you gone Skinny Dipping: nope
In the past month have you Stolen Anything: nope
Ever been Drunk: hell yes
Ever been called a Tease: yep
Ever been Beaten up: once
Ever Shoplifted: yep
How do you want to Die: reall bloody
What do you want to be when you Grow Up: secret
What country would you most like to Visit: japan.. get some swords
Number of Drugs I have taken: im a good guy
Number of CDs I own: lost and stolen
Number of Piercings: 2
Number of Tattoos: 0 have 1 soon
Number of things in my Past I Regret: drunk driving...twice