"Your bike costs more than your car"

"You hear Phil Liggett's voice in your head when making a move on some cutie in the bar."

"You use hand signals when driving your car."

"You can perfectly pronounce several words in Italian, french or any other langauge which make no sense to anyone else!!
- Maillot Jaune
- Director Spotif
- Alessandro Petacchi
- Djamolidine Abdoujaporov
- You can understand what Sean Kelly is saying in an interview."

You see a fit, tanned, Lycra-clad young woman ride by, and the first thing you check out is her bike!!!"

"You buy a mini-van and immediately remove the rear seats to allow your bike(s) to fit."

"You are driving along, and suddenly the car in fronts pulls away - you accelerate to close the gap..."

"You draft people around the office, then sprint from behind to get to the photocopier first."

"You can tell your other with a straight face that its too hot to mow the lawn then take off and ride a 100kms."

"Stay means a different thing to you than it does to the dog trainer next door."

"You tell a family of 5 in a crowded mall to "hold their line."

Your spouse says "If you buy another bike I'm going to leave you" and you think "I guess I'm going to miss him/her."

"You have more water bottles than you have drinking glasses."

"You have more cycling jerseys than work shirts."

"Your cycling jersey IS your work shirt."

"The nicest pair of shoes you own have cleats in the soles."

"You have defined the 8 stages of roadkill decomposition through daily observation."

"You are walking along a street and you signal left/right."

"You go to your local store on a bike."

"You sulk when in cars, on perfect days."

"You sulk when in cars, on cold, windy, snowy days."

"You get withdrawal symptoms if off the bike for more than a day."

"When anybody mentions distance you immediately think of how long it would take to cycle it."

"You point at pot holes, but you are driving in your car alone."

"You point at pot holes, but you are driving in your car alone."

"Your hands have a strange tan that looks remarkably similar to the pattern on your cycling gloves."

"Weather forecasts can be broken down into 2 categories: good training/biking weather, bad training/biking weather."

"You put your bicycle in your car, and the value of the total package increases by a factor of 4 (or better)."

"You find out you are going to have a child and the first thing you think about is how you will schedule your rides to avoid divorce and still be a parent."

"You spend 2X the money on cycling wear that you do work clothes."

"You dream of winning the lottery and the first thing you think of is how many/which bikes can I buy?"

"You open your car window and yell out "On your left" when passing cars on the freeway."

"You have not one, not two, but three permanent chain ring scars on your right calf."

"Your bike sleeps with you in the living or bedroom."

"You wear a heart rate monitor during sex."

"Your spouse can't take it anymore and takes up cycling."

"You wonder why a $500 bike has 24 gear ratios, while a $20,000car or truck only has 4."

"You crash...and insist on getting to the bike shop to have your bike checked out BEFORE going to the hospital."

"You can't seem to get to work before 8:30am, but you don't have a problem meeting your buddies at 5:30am for a ride."

"You don't think twice about spending hundred's of dollars on cycling shoes, but scrimp on work shoes."

"You spend more on a bike tyre than you would on a car tyre."

"You complain that the other half is spending money on Gossip magazines ut you have a subscription to every bike mag published and keep them for years, Just in case you need to look something up"

I know no-one red this lol

FULL NAME: Brendon Smith
NiCKNAMES: Smitty, Bren, Brendo
BiRTHDAi: 29th August
ZODiAC SiGN: Virgo
MALE OR FEMALE: MALE
SCHOOL: Clairvaux
OCCUPATiON: err centrelink payments lol jks
RESiDENCE: Aussiee

__YOUR APPEARANCE___

HAiR COLOUR: blondie brownie everyone thinks i die my hair but i dunt
HAiR LENGTH: Long
EYE COLOUR: blu
HEiGHT: err umm couldnt realli care liek 170cm i think
BRACES? not know but getten them
GLASSES? nope
PiERCiNGS: none
TATTOOS: none
RiGHTY OR LEFTY: righty

___YOUR 'FiRSTS'___

FiRST BEST FRiEND: cant remember
FiRST AWARDS: lol prob some shitty one from grade 2 lol
FiRST SPORT U JOiNED: soccer(i suked though lol)
FiRST PET: Dog
FiRST REAL VACATiON: cant remember
FiRST CONCERT: never been to one
FiRST LOVE: lol umm
___ FAVOURiTES___

MOViE: Shaun of the dead
TV PROGRAMME: Chases war on everything, hilarious, see me video
COLOUR: dunt realli care
RAPPERS: dunt listen to the stuff
BAND: Wolfmotherr
SONG RiGHT NOW: umm anything Wolfmother
Singer: meh
FRiEND: all
SWEETS: watevers around spose
SPORT TO PLAY: err like cycling
RESTERAUNT: dont got a clu
FAVOURiTE BRAND: billabong quiksilver
STORE: lol bike shop haha dunt know
SCHOOL SUBJECT: NONE
ANiMAL: DOGS
BOOK: dunt read
MAGAZiNE: Bicycling Australia
SHOEZ: umm lol

___CURRENTLY___

FEELiNG: normal spose
SiNGLE OR TAKEN? SINGLE
HAVE A CRUSH: maybe
EATiNG: nothing
DRiNKiNG: nothing
TYPiNG: words
ONLiNE? wtf ow nahhh
LiSTENiNG TO: computer humming lol
THiNKiNG ABOUT: when the fuk do these Q's end
WANTiNG TO: go to bed
WATCHiNG: gee hard one
WEARiNG: clothes, for once lol jks

___YOUR FUTURE___

WANT KiDZ? yeh like 2
WANT TO BE MARRiED? Yea
CAREERS iN MiND: not to sure
WHERE DO U WANT TO LiVE: anywere near a city
CAR: dunt realli know spose like sporty cars

__WHiCH iS BETTER WiTH THE OPPiSiTE SEX___

HAiR COLOUR: blonde
HAiR LENGTH: umm anything below the necks alrite
EYE COLOUR: dunt really matter
MEASUREMENTS: doesnt matter
CUTE OR SEXi: both realli
LiPS OR EYES: Both
HUGS OR KiSSES: Both
SHORT OR TALL: in betweeen
EASY GOiNG OR SERiOUS: easy going
ROMANTiC OR SPONTANiOUS: both are alrite
FATTY OR SKiNNY: in the middle
SENSiTiVE OR LOUD: as long as they aint loud fat asses or real quiet
HOOK UP OR RELATIoNSHiP: maybe realtionship dunt knwo not sure
SWEET OR CARiNG: there pretty much the same thing so both
TROUBLE MAKER OR HUMBLE ONE: bit of both

___HAVE U EVER______

KiSSED A STRANGER: no
HAD ALCOHOL: yea
DRUGZ: nah dunt plan to either
SMOKED: fuk no never
RAN AWAY FROM HOME: nop
BROKEN A BONE: yeh pinky finger lol still is
GOT AN X RAY: Yep
BEEN WiTH SUM ONE: yea
BROKEN SUMONES HEART: yeh
CRiED WEN SUMONE DiED: yep
CRiED AT SKOOL: nup

___DO U BEiLiVE iN___

GOD: yea
MiRiCLES: not to sure
LOVE AT FiRST SiTE: yea
ALiENZ: nahh
SOUL MATES: not sure
HEAVEN: yea
HELL: yea
ANGELS: yea
KiSSiNG ON THE FiRST DATE: yea like of course
HOROSCOPES: haha no way but i still read them