When Superman goes to bed he wears Christian Dailly pyjamas

The town of Dundee once named a street after Christian Dailly. They had to rename it after people kept dying when they tried to cross the street. No one crosses Christian Dailly and lives.

Christian Dailly's calender goes from April 2nd till March 31st. No one fools Christian Dailly.

Upon hearing that he was played by Kiefer Sutherland, Christian Dailly killed Sutherland. Christian Dailly gets played by no man.

If everyone on "24" followed Christian Dailly's instructions, it would be called "12".

Christian Dailly once forgot where he put his keys. He then spent the next half-hour torturing himself until he gave up the location of the keys.

If you wake up in the morning, it's because Christian Dailly spared your life.

When life gave Christian Dailly lemons, he used them to kill terrorists. Christian Dailly pumping hates lemonade.

1.6 billion Chinese are angry with Christian Dailly. Sounds like a fair fight.

There have been no terrorist attacks in the United Kingdom since Christian Dailly appeared on television.

Lets get one thing straight, the only reason you are conscious right now is because Christian Dailly does not feel like carrying you.

Christian Dailly once won a game of Connect 4 in 3 moves.

It's no use crying over spilt milk...unless that was Christian Dailly's milk. You are so screwed.

Christian Dailly sleeps with a pillow under his gun.

Killing Christian Dailly doesn't make him dead. It just makes him angry.

Christian Dailly doesn't miss. If he didn't hit you it's because he was shooting at another terrorist twelve miles away.

Christian Dailly could strangle you with a cordless phone.

Christian Dailly doesn't speak any foreign languages, but he can make any foreigner speak English in a matter of minutes.

When Google can't find something, it asks Christian Dailly for help.

On a high school math test, Christian Dailly put down "Violence" as every one of the answers. He got an A+ on the test because Christian Dailly solves all his problems with violence.

Simon Says should be renamed to Christian Dailly Says because if Christian Dailly says something then you better pumping do it.

When you open a can of whoop-ass, Christian Dailly jumps out.

There are three leading causes of death among terrorists. They are all Christian Dailly.

Christian Dailly shops at Matalan... without membership.

Jesus died and rose from the dead in 3 days. It took Christian Dailly less than an hour. And he's done it twice.

If Christian Dailly misspells a word, your dictionary is wrong.

Christian Dailly can get McDonald's breakfast after 10:30.

Christian Dailly doesn't get busy signals. No one is too busy to talk to Christian Dailly.

Christian Dailly removed the "Escape" button from his keyboard. Christian Dailly never needs to escape.

Christian Dailly makes onions cry.

If you're holding a gun to Christian Dailly's head, don't count to three before you shoot. Count to 10. That way, you get to live 7 seconds longer.

Christian Dailly has been to ma arse. Thats why theres no life on ma arse.

People with amnesia still remember Christian Dailly.

One time The Rock raised his eyebrow to Christian Dailly. This is why he is no longer able to wrestle.

Christian Dailly knows Victoria's secret.

Jehovah's Witnesses once tried to convert Christian Dailly. After four minutes of interrogation, they admitted Christian Dailly was God.

Christian Dailly was conceived by torturing the other sperm until they gave up the location of the egg.

Christian Dailly put humpty Dumpty back together again.

Christian Dailly sent Jesus a birthday card on December 25th and it wasn't Jesus’ birthday. Jesus was to scared to correct Christian Dailly and to this day December 25th is known as Jesus' birthday.

there is is no theory of evolution, just a list of creatures christian dailly has allowed to live

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its time to shake things up !!!!!!!

2008s plans and ambitions

- get into a job that I am doing training and coaching-didnt, Im a analyst instead

-clean the Golf-done

- get us all playing football again(still playing centre half)-done,then stopped

-the dream a of a relationship lasting more than 4 months will continue-nope

-add another song or two to my guitar repertoire -nope

- go to a Scotland away game-nope, booked for 09

-get a tan-nope

-get 100 Bebo loves -yip

-more nights out in new places-glasgow and birmingham done

I will add to this as I go, its a start