Chris Kelly
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Male, 24,
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- Me, Myself, and I
- Instead of selling alcohol, I now sell and rent DVDs to people, who are sometimes drunk.
I'm working on websites and scripts in m spare time, building a portfolio that will hopefully land me a job.
- Music
- Pink Floyd, The Who, Led Zeppelin, The Beatles, Rolling Stones, Arctic Monkeys, My Chemical Romance, Green Day, The Offspring, Reel Big Fish, loads others...
- Films
- Anchorman, Alien, Battle Royale, Bubba Ho-Tep, Phantasm Movies, Kevin Smith movies, John Carpenter movies, Evil Dead Trilogy, Old School, Talladega Nights, Donnie Darko, Superhero movies, Saw Trilogy, Living Dead Series, Back To The Future, The Blues Brothers...I'd be here forever if I listed every movie I love...
- TV
- Comedy: Frasier, Friends, Seinfeld, The Office (both UK and US versions), Spaced, Father Ted, Red Dwarf, Family Guy, Futurama, The Simpsons, Black Books, Scrubs, I'm Alan Partridge, The Day Today, My Name Is Earl and Arrested Development................. Drama/Sci-fi: Life On Mars, The X-Files, The Shield, LOST, Heroes, Twin Peaks, Firefly, Masters of Horror, 24, Deadwood, Twilight Zone and Outer Limits.
- Scared Of
- Gary Glitter impersonators and Carnies (Circus folk, smell like cabbage...small hands)
- Happiest When
- With friends or family, drunk or not...
- Quotes I Live My Life By
- "Love doesn't just fall into your lap, you've got to FORCE it there!" - Dick Solomon
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The Big Bad World: New Year's Resolutions / Pimp My Business
Well, new year celebrations have come and gone, the crisps are stale, the beer is flat, and that mistletoe hat you bought just isn't funny anymore...
Having decided on a few New Year's resolutions, all under the title of Sort My Life Out, just trying to make life that little bit more interesting. They range from driving lessons to standing up for myself.
I thought I'd fill you in on a resolution I've completed: starting a business. With under 90 days to go til wedding season, I needed a way out... I think I've found something I'm truly enthusiastic about.
www.chriskellyfilms.com
I'm working on producing web videos for different companies explaining products and concepts. Basically advertising. But I've already got a client, and it can only grow from there. It could be a rocky road but I'm looking forward to it. I think I even feel a little bit of self-respect, weird...
Thought I'd announce it here to see if there's anyone out there who knows a guy, who knows a guy, that needs a video for his/her website. I'll be sticking videos on bebo, and the website, to advertise myself.
2008: The Year Of Chris0 Comments 659 days
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The Big Bad World: Deadlines and Comfort Zones
I miss university life. Who wouldn't?! Go out to pubs and clubs during the week, surviving off a student loan, or a part-time job, you kid yourself won't be waiting for you after graduation. Life was great then. But what I've found I care more for...was the deadlines.
Now, don't get me wrong. The work was too much to take sometimes, a lot of it done under the influence of Red Bull and a lack of organization. But somehow I ended up with an honours degree in Cinema, for pete's sake! I think most of that could be credited to deadlines. The influence of losing 10% if I don't hand work in on time, was incredibly inspiring. Strangely inspiring.
But now, after leaving university, the inspiration has gone. There's no authority over how I'm spending my week, no lecturers to hound me for work. I've seemed to have settled into a comfort zone of living at home, working two jobs (video editing and off-license) and no writing. Just going day by day, only having occasional thoughts about writing, but concentrating on another wedding video, or not smashing a buckfast bottle over some smug pug's face.
I thought I would have finished a short film by now, worked on a few scripts and sent them off to be rejected. But I've just settled into my laziness and comfort zones, and become a zombie.
What I had thought of doing was moving into a flat, surviving on whatever money I was bringing in that month, working things for myself.
Maybe poverty inspires creativity.
But my chance to move seems to be slipping away at the moment. And I probably won't move out until middle of next year.
Maybe I should make some new year resolutions. If I have a deadline of over a year, then there's no doubt I'll fulfill one of them...hopefully.
Domino, muthafucka'2 Comments 743 days
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The Big Bad World awaits....
Every minute I feel the relief of finally having finished university, taking that first, stress-free, breath of air outside the exam hall, the "what now?" sighs of relief. Every minute I feel that way, ten seconds is taken up by the fact I'm completely screwed...
Why did I chose this profession? Writing? Editing?
I'm gonna push the thoughts out of my mind until I hold my degree in my hand... okay, once I get back from Vancouver... maybe once I've brought in the new year...
I'll set up a game plan:
I'll rewrite 'til I'm happy and then send an episode of my sitcom off to the BBC Writersroom. Also to the Comedy Unit in Glasgow, just to try and get myself notice...(Close friends, I'll need your opinion on the script)
Something I've been preparing to do for awhile will be made once I get back from Vancouver. Hopefully I'll be able to pull favours together and get all friends to pitch in, but this is something I really want to make...
NEDS: These Are The Fleetos Of The Night
A mockumentary I'll finish, hopefully, by December and stick the trailer on Bebo. I'll send it round and see about getting an editing job. But it is the first of three shorts I want to make...
That's all I've got so far...Shit!
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- Mc -11 weeks ago
you wanna get fooked up...?
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13 weeks ago
Holly Golightly
Whaaat?! You're kidding, they've cancelled Pushing Daisies?!
So no season 3?! What are they playing at, cancelling all these awesome shows! Some people have no taste!!
How is Blockbuster sans moi?!
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- Mc -15 weeks ago
fo-sure!!!
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- Mc -15 weeks ago
workin tonight??
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16 weeks ago
Jacqueline
Have some love ross...
it musta been the fact that he was wearing your jacket!!! forgive me 
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20 weeks ago
Jacqueline
Heyy aw thats crap
hope it didnt spoil ur night too much?! I wasnt awake at that time lol, i musta left the laptop on or something lol. Going to the hospital with my cousin today for her baby scan really excited!!
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20 weeks ago
Will 'Heartofabull'Yuile
Yo, The first weekend will be my mom and uncles birthday things in edinburgh, so that's out, so i'tll probably be either the second weekend of some mid-week time. let you know once i do, but i'll give you a few days notice at least mon frere. (That's french for brother - i don't know why i know that, i took 5 years of spanish....)
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- Mc -22 weeks ago
leave ya to it
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- Mc -22 weeks ago
that was quick...you must be dyin to..."see it" lolol
your disgustin
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56 weeks ago
X-Paula-X
oooh! Im training to be a Website Designer!!
Just started my coursework today!
I cant remember what I wrote, but I have a sneaky suspicion that it was to do with Chewbacca (remember your beard at haddows?)
Blockbuster? Why did you leave the olde shoppe? lol xxxx -
X-Paula-X58 weeks ago
hey chewie! long time eh.
How do you do a rickie dan doo? xxx -
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69 weeks ago
Will 'Heartofabull'Yuile
haha, man, i can't even begin to describe to you the length and breadth of how much the world does NOT need to hear those songs!!
You and all the other My Chemical Romance fans, lighten up and stop singing/playing rubbish songs about death!!
Mwaahaaahaaa
who's your momma!
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