Nana: Oooh I don't like that Amy Wineburger wan!
Me: It's actually Winehouse Nana....
Nana: really?...well....Wineburger sounds better to me!!!

After hearing about the death of Heath Ledger my Grandmother declared to the family:
"DIDJA HEAR ABOUT THAT HEDGE FELLA???"

Nana I was watching a greeat film last night!!! That Joe - Low was in it!!

My uncle bought my Nan some headphone so she can watch tv late without keeping my Grandad up. The day after, when I walked into their house she happily chirped:
"John got me some great headless phones!!!"

All the girls in Emily's getting ready for a night out....
Yasmin: MY NANAS COW HAD A CESAREAN!!!!

Emily: Chris whhy are you driving up that cars hole??
Siobhan: 'Coz it's the only hole he'll get...

After an AMAZING Biffy gig...
Niall: I wanna smell like Biffy forever

Some random drunken twat in the White Lady: You've got lovely tits
Siobhan: Thanks...so do you!!

Lynskey:No one knows what a short circuit is...really
Eamo: A...small....racing track?!

Eamo: There's a piece of ribbon hanging off the cake!!
Lynskey: You tie it to your wrist so you don't lose it!!!

Nana:: That dance group...Disability got through in the Britains got talent thing!!!
Me: Don't you mean...Diversity?
Nana:Ooh ya! That's it!!!

♪♫♫♪
Julian:'Acciacca'FUCKIN'tura'
Sarah'Miss...whats an amp?'
Ms.K:'Lads ye're fierce wierd'
Ms.K:Lads ye're a pack of dopes
Eveyone:so miss...basically..we don't have to learn any of the scores...guys did ya hear that?....Will we have a practical so?
Broin:You can't insure Ms.Kearney - Broin

Honour: I thought those boys were angels! Ms.K:Charlies Angels I'd say!!!

Ms.K:Why can't they put music on the same time as Arabic or something? Those arabs don't have the talent for music

Ms.K:Mozart Rave!!!
Niall:Mozart pops E's
Ms.K:I'm nowhere near a loser like
Ms.K:Control your actions will ye?
Ms.K:Don't be drawing him on me lads!
Julian:Mozzy
Ms.K:Ye don't care ...Actually I don't care what happens!
Ms.K:no one fails music lads

Ms.K:Comment on Mozarts choice of instruments
Niall: Tis nice!Tis nice! Fair duce to him! Well Done Mozzy!

Ms.K:'sarah catch' has nothing to do with Rondo form...Is it a fish or something?
Niall:ya

Niall:Is the soloist usually Mozart?
Ms.K:Mozart is dead Niall
Niall:Oh right...

Niall: His father was called Mozart too?

Ms.K: don't believe she just said that
Niall:Miss thats what you said..
Noelle:How do you know she doesn't have a voic recorder?
Niall: In her eyes...

Niall:Is twinkle twinkle by Mozzy? Well DOne Mozzy!....at least he did something good

Julian: FUCK
Ms.K:Watch your language in my class!!
Julian:She hit me!
Ms.K:If i was near you I'd hit you as well!!

Ms.K:Ah lads it's easy
Sarah:YOU'RE easy
Ms.K: LADS YE'RE FAILING!

Siobhán:I've to do Home Ec and I FUCKING hate it!

Ms.K:I'm going to say this in public now..ye're fierce sarcastic! You don't even have to speak and you're sarcastic!

Ms.K:DON'T LEAVE ME HERE ALONE WITH THE TWO OF THEM!(Julian and Niall)

Ms.K:What would they be accompanied by nowadays?It begins with a 'D'
Niall:DINSTRUMENTS
Ms.K:No Niall...
Sarah:Oooo Can we play hangman???

Ms.K:I consider myself to be more Irish than most people in this country!
Maureen:How can you be MORE Irish? You're either Irish or you're not...
Niall: You have the red hair too..
Ms.K:That has nothing to do with it!!!

Niall:Foley! What was Mozzy's fathers name?
Noelle: Is this a trick question?

Ms.K:He's gonna charge a fee like..
Niall: What a bastard
Ms.K:Well he'd have to like, he's coming from Dublin..or Sligo...Or somewhere like that!

Ms.K:Ah lads would ye ever go home and not come back til next June?

Ms.K:You knew that Sarah!
Sarah:....Obviously not....
Ms.K:Well Julian knew it so you must have!

Ms.K:Lads! Its fucking not Working!
Siobhán:THATS A CLASSIC! ' ah lads its fucking not working!'
Ms.K:I didnt say that! i never swear!!!

Sarah: Were you working as a musician so?
Ms.K:Yeah! All to do with music!!
Niall: Sex Drugs and Rock n'Roll like??

Ms.K:Sarah you're acting in a very peculiar manner
Niall: She's locked!

Ms.K:LADS! Ye're a disgrace to the leaving cert!

Ms.K: LADS! Bring yee'r scores in case ye want Deano to sign it!
Everyone aaaaaaaaaahahahahahahahahaha
Ryan: Deano...will you sign my breastssss

Niall Will we get a litre bottle so?
SarahI'll only have about 150mls...I don't wanna get caught like...
Niall Alright so..you bring the measuring tape and you can measure it!

Ms.K:Lads sit down and take out your Deane!
Niall: Ah we're not doing that shit are we?

Ms.K: Lads, Deane had a very dry sense of humour didn't he?
Sarah:</b

1 I _____ Siobhán
2 Siobhán is_____
3 I think Siobhán should _____
4 Siobhán needs _____
5 I want to _____ Siobhán
6 Siobhán can ____ my _____
7 Someday Siobhán will _____
8 Siobhán reminds me of _____
9 Without Siobhán _____
10 Siobhán can be _____
11 Meeting Siobhán is _____
12 Worst thing about Siobhán is _____
13 Best thing about Siobhán is _____
14 I am _____ Siobhán
15 I want to give Siobhán _____
16 I Think Siobhán is ___