ONE.
If you're ugly,
stop acting like you don't know it.
The captions under your picture that says
"top model pose"
"sexy bitch"
"arnt i hot"
doesn't convince anyone.


TWO
To the people who have like 25,000 friends,
are you serious?
Nobody in this universe can keep up with that many friends.
You're stupid.
GO PLAY IN TRAFFIC


THREE
Don't ever post pictures and say
"OMG, I'm so ugly"
"OMG,I'm so fat"
because if you were,
you wouldn't post them.


FOUR
Nobody cares about threats over the internet.
Don't try to act hardcore with the keyboard.
Fighting online is like racing in the special olympics;
even if you win,
YOUR STILL RETARDED


FIVE
Making 20 bulletins a day
about how you have new pictures
and begging people to comment on them is PATHETIC
Make the bulletin once if you have to,
and those who actually care about you
will comment on your pics.


SIX
If all your pictures look the same,
don't post them all.
dayum put some variety in your pics.
Nobody wants to see your face
8 different ways.


SEVEN
Who really cares if I don't accept you as a friend?
MOVE ON!!!
Don't send me another request or message asking
"what's up with you not adding me?"
I DONT WANT YOU AS A FRIEND;
that's what's up!


EIGHT
Little kiddies who have bebo
and look like sluts,
go somewhere else
COZ NOBODY WANTS YOU HERE.!!!


NINE
If you have decided to read this,
you are a true BEBO FRIEND.
Real friends read their bulletins.


TEN
I say to you go and pass this on
and maybe it will finally get through people's brains
(if they have them).


ELEVEN
And if you open a msg and it says something like
"repost this in 100 seconds or a ghost will rape your dog tonight,"
IT'S NOT REAL!
QUIT BEING AN IDIOT!!!!!!!!
PEOPLE WHO HAVE NO LIFE MAKE THAT SHIT UP
THINKING THAT PEOPLE WILL FALL FOR THEIR STUPID TRAP!!!
AND YOU DO!!!!

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“I don't like defining myself. I just am.”


“You can't keep blaming yourself. Just blame yourself once, and move on.”


“The most important thing in life is to learn how to give out love, and to let it come in.”


“So many people walk around with a meaningless life. They seem half-asleep, even when they're busy doing things they think are important. This is because they're chasing the wrong things. The way you get meaning into your life is to devote yourself to loving others, devote yourself to your community around you, and devote yourself to creating something that gives you purpose and meaning.”


“Learn how to live, and you'll know how to die; learn how to die, and you'll learn how to live.”


“We all die. The goal isn't to live forever, the goal is to create something that will.”


“You cannot make someone love you. You can only make yourself someone who can be loved.”


“Being happy doesn't mean that everything is perfect. It means that you've decided to look beyond the imperfections.”


“Tears are words the heart can't express”


“Don't ever give up on something or someone that you can't go a full day without thinking about.”


“Moving on, is a simple thing, what it leaves behind is hard.”


“The Bible and several other self help or enlightenment books cite the Seven Deadly Sins. They are: pride, greed, lust, envy, wrath, sloth, and gluttony. That pretty much covers everything that we do, that is sinful... or fun for that matter.”


“We are all a little weird and life's a little weird, and when we find someone whose weirdness is compatible with ours, we join up with them and fall in mutual weirdness and call it love.”


“Meeting you was fate, becoming your friend was a choice, but falling in love with you I had no control over.”


“You often meet your fate on the road you take to avoid it”


“Life is half spent before one knows what life is.”


“Have you ever been in love? Horrible isn't it? It makes you so vulnerable. It opens your chest and it opens up your heart and it means that someone can get inside you and mess you up. You build up all these defenses, you build up a whole suit of armor, so that nothing can hurt you, then one stupid person, no different from any other stupid person, wanders into your stupid life...You give them a piece of you. They didn't ask for it. They did something dumb one day, like kiss you or smile at you, and then your life isn't your own anymore. Love takes hostages. It gets inside you. It eats you out and leaves you crying in the darkness, so simple a phrase like 'maybe we should be just friends' turns into a glass splinter working its way into your heart. It hurts. Not just in the imagination. Not just in the mind. It's a soul-hurt, a real gets-inside-you-and-rips-you-apart pain. I hate love.”


“I don't wish to be everything to everyone, but I would like to be something to someone.”


“When I saw you, I was afraid to meet you... When I met you, I was afraid to kiss you... When I kissed you, I was afraid to love you... Now that I love you, I'm afraid to lose you.”


“You know you're in love when you can't fall asleep because reality is finally better than your dreams.”