Probably the best weekend of the summer hands down and it's only July. Started off very early on Friday morning got to the Megabus stop and went to buy a crate from Sainsbury's however I didn't get served cos it was before 8 what bums The bus journey to London was fun started as i meant it to go on put in ISOLATION after just 15 minutes of the weekend, whey. Got to london and lugged all our camping stoof to the train station where you had to pay for the loo, ridiculous but better later on.

The train to kent was a barell our bags took up 2 seats of the empty train and yes i did spend more time in ISOLATION. The Journey was spent eating Krispy Kreams to which Rhian fingered 2 of the doughnuts which Tom ate 1. The Best quote of the weekend was said, take a guess who said it, RHIAN "I didn't know there were any fields in Kent". This made the journey more bearable. The train to ashford was boring and then we got on the Shuttle Bus however the silly man left the air con and the battery died. What fun it was sat there melting in a smelly bus.

Got to the entrance to the Zoo and saw the thousands of common whores queuing to get in however us VIP's don't queue so we got straight in and exchanged our tickets: and yes I was the unlucky person who got ID'd cos my ticket wouldn't scan. Got to the special campsite and pitched up and somehow we ended up pithced next to the funniest drug dealer on the planet STEVEN, more on him later.

The bands started late but Dan le Sac was the first port of call. In a word they were Mint. Next band was Metronomy who were good sounded like Muse so check em out Then the rumble strips who rocked it and did a beasty cover of Back To Black. Biggest let down of the night was Dizzie not turning up which disappointed all the trakkie lovers around us but Lethal stepped up and did the business with a great set. Then came probably the best set fo the weekend with Mark Ronson playing a 90 minute set. The Rumble Strips came back and beasted it agin with ronnie's help. What made it better was the fact for some fit girl being sat on my shoulders for most of the set and Tom thought she had a "good arse." Then the music was over and back to the campsite for the mayhem to begin. Camping next to steve was brill he stayed up all night talking to his mate about drugs and periods. His great line was about 6am and it was "I've lost my heroin, it's in tin foil. It's not in that corner i checked like 500 times mate" Priceless. Then came the great game from Rhian in the morning: "Sperm" I won't go into details just it involved her sleeping bag need i go further. The next quote from Steven and his mate was: "Mate I just text her it's pendning" "Text her again" "Nah it's pending" "Just ring her" "nah it's pending" brilliant bearing in mind this was camped next to him

Saturday was also pretty mental queued half an hour for the savage toilets but hey ho who cares. Spent most of the day tanning and Rhian got lobster legs Most of the acts on the Saturday were fucked up as Dizzie Rascal, The Rascals, Roni Size, Athlete, Does It Offend You, Yeah? and Wiley. The music started with the noise of underground heroes described as "meh" by Tom the Wise. Then to the VIP tent to watch some fit blond in a pink hoody who was good and sounded like Kate Nash. See the Pictures. The crowd were getting restless but Nick Harrison, check him out, saved the day and played a good set. Then the Saturday higlight came on with Hadouken churning out a messy set which got the crowd back. Then went and watched Needs Must who were a good band followed bu the Suggestions who were pretty mental. After that it was back to the main stage for a STONKER of a set from The Cribs. Rhian was happy. Then onto the silent disco which is 1 of the funniest things you will ever experience going mental in silence what could be better. Yet more talk from Steven in the night.

Sunday came and so did the rain but who cares. This day was spent bumming around t

What a day out in London for the stupid Lenin confernece. Started too early queuing for the mini bus at 7am. having to wait for jamesy to turn up half an hour late what a shocker son. Anyways normal motorway trip really stop off at a service for a wee and munch. Rhian gets silly cadbury shots and offers em around as you do. Gu decides to get butter fingers and drop his and this annoys the cleaners who gives me the dirtiest look this side of pluto. Anyways he comes to do his job and clean them up and out of the blue the single best comment in the world ever from Mochan "Thats what I call good service." The man looks at him and as he is walking off calls him a "Dickhead" Class act.

We get to London and park up in Kensington, posh part with half a tonne of business men and women. Get our tube tickets which is only over ground in that part of London :S. Anyways get on the next train and off we head, it's around half 9 at the mo, conference at 11. Simple really, well not in our case while sat happily on the tube going past Wembley Brown realises we are going the wrong well. So we hurry to get off and on to the next tube going the other way, after a 20 mintue we head back then have to change again. We get on the right tube this and head off to trendy Camden. During this whole time me and rhian are searching for Russ Tannen around London We eventually arrive to our lecture half an hour late. These had to have been the single most boring thing since ever.

The lectures don't bring up much expcept for Gu falling asleep twice and caning his pad on the floor top notch. Go for lunch and find a Kebab house, which I must say did the shittest kebab in the world, so we get our stuff and sit down but get kicked out cos you can't eatc chips in the restaurant. Back for more lectures and Gu nods off again a couple of times but to be fiar we all do. Then the best part of the day the treck home.

While walking back for the tube we get handed free newspapers and on the front is the budget report. To which I am disgusted about the hike in alcohol tax. So i shout " 4 pence on a pint of beer." Normal you may think but noooo some lads from some silly place, Up North, decide to take the mick out of my accent and bring tractors into the equation. This annoys me but yes i get ribbed for a hell of a lot.

The tube journey started off normal got on the right train this time. But then some busker dude. He was the outcome of a bum and a good amount of Smart Price Vodka. So he starts singing and playing his guitar which he did eqaully badly with. The video is on you tube and the link will be up soon. So we get back to the mini bus just to discover that Brown left the lights on all day. Flat battery what a bummer. So we try to start it but it doesn't then we play the waiting game for the RAC to sort us out. Which was a good laugh and then we get going with one piece of information "don't stall or it won't start again." Off we set home and the song of the day was Torn on the platform sung so many times. The bus home was just one great piss take of course my " 4 pence a pint" came up a load and then the stories of staff golf trips come into it always a good thing

Just a few last things then i'll shut up. Mr Brown has a great taste in music chorus of Wonderwall on the motorway along with many beatles belters. A good tip in life "Young men in traffic jams will always try to get the attention of good looking women in cars" Torn on the platform is amaxzing Rhian loves it. Finally the best bit of the journey on the way back to school on the A419 i have a master stroke to text Hannah. She loves Russ Tannen, who doesn't, I pretend to be him and send her a nice text. Anyways she rings Rhian and is well happy about it. This makes me feel bad i'm sorry Hannah one day you will have Russ.

Nickname arnesy
Single or Taken:Taken
Gender: Male
Birthday:27/6/90
Sign:Cancer
Siblings: 1 Brother
Eye colour: green
Shoe size:9
Height: 5"9ish
What are you wearing right now: Hackett polo One true saxon jacket jeans
Where do you live: Swindon toon
Righty or lefty: either or
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Relationships
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Who are your closest friends:The Lads
Do you have a gf?:No
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Fashion Stuff
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Your fave place to shop:Anything that does expensive gear
Do you have any tattoos or piercings: not yet
Favourite Stuff
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Colour: Blue
Number: 27
Boys Names: Dorian
Girls Names: Dorian
Subject in school:engineering
Animal: dog
Drink: coke
Alcoholic drink: lager or guniess
Sport: football
Food: Kebab Curry
Favourite Months: June
Movie: Layer Cake
Breakfast: Bacon Sarnie
Perfume: Hugo
Favorite cartoon character:
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EVER:
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Given anyone a bath: nop
Smoked: no
Bungee Jumped: No
Made yourself throw-up: Nope
Been skinny dipping: No
Been in the opposite sex's changing room: No
Eaten a dog biscuit: No
Put your tongue on a frozen pole: NO
Loved someone so much it made you cry?: no
Broken a bone: Yup
Been in a physical fight: Yes
Been in a police car: No
Came close to dying: yup
Been in a hot tub: yup
Been in the ocean: yup
Fallen asleep in school: Yer
Ran away: Yes
Broken someone's heart: Yeh
Cried when someone died: Yea
Flashed someone: no
Fell off your chair: Yea
Sat by the phone all night? no
Saved e-mails?: Nope
Fallen for your best friend?: nop
Been cheated on?: yes
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First thing that comes to mind
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Red:swindon town
Blue: paint
Autumn: boring
Greenland: snow
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What is....
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Your good luck charm:dont believe in it
Your room like: clothes everywhere
The last thing you said: well in son
What is next to you: fone
Last thing you ate: cake
Kind of shampoo do you use?: head and shoulders
Something that has happened to you this year: got punched
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Have you ever.....
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Had Chicken pox: Yea
Had Sore Throat: Yea
Believed in love at first sight?:duno
Liked picnics: no
Liked school: Yep
Loved anyone: Yep
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Would you:
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Eat a live hamster for $1,000,000??: prob
Go to a Hanson concert: No
If you loved someone and you were keeping something from them and it would hurt them if they found out, would u tell them:duno
Last person you touched?:
Who was the last person you messaged: ricky
Who Was the last person you kissed?
Who Was the last person you yelled at?: sum tosser on saturday
Was the last person who broke your heart: duno
Who was the last person who told you they loved you:mum
Who is your loudest friend?: will
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Do you/Are You:
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Do you like filling these out?: no
Do you wear contacts or glasses: no
Do you like yourself: ish
Do you get along with your family: yer
Do you do drugs: nop
Have piercings below the waist: no
Stolen anything over £50: no
Obsessive?: no
Anorexic?:no
Depressed? no
Suicidal?: after this yes
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Final questions
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How many ppl are you sending this to: 0
What Song You Listenig Too? oasis
Who Is The Last Person You Cried To? duno