How old r ya.
Wots ur name.
R u male or female.
Wots ur fav tractor.
Do u live on a farm.
R u a farm wrker.
Ever driven a tractor.
Ever crashed a tractor.
Do u av ur tractor license.
R u contractors.
R u dairy farmers.
Do u av any tractors.
Wot type tractor is it.
Wud u like 2 be a farmer wen older.
If u wud y.
Is ther any think else 2 say bout farmin b 4 u go.
and dos farmin fule.

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12 rules of bebo
1
If you're ugly,
stop acting like you don't know it.
The captions under you picture that says
"top model pose"
"sexy bitch"
"arnt i hot"
doesn't convince anyone.


2
To the people who have like 25,000 friends,
are you serious?
Nobody in this universe can keep up with that many friends.
You're stupid.
Go play in traffic.


3
Don't ever post pictures and say
"OMG, I'm so ugly"
"OMG,I'm so fat"
because if you were,
you wouldn't post them.


4
Nobody cares about threats over the internet.
Don't try to act hardcore with the keyboard.
Fighting online is like racing in the special olympics;
even if you win,
you're still retarded.


5
Making 20 bulletins a day
about how you have new pictures
and begging people to comment on them is pathetic (if you do this your a sad cunt).
Make the bulletin once if you have to,
and those who actually care about you
will comment on your pics.


6
If all your pictures look the same,
don't post them all.
Please put some variety in your pics.
Nobody wants to see your face
8 different ways.


7
Who really cares if
I don't accept you as a friend?
MOVE ON!!!
Don't send me another request or message asking
"what's up with you not adding me?"
I don't want you as a friend;
that's what's up!


8
Little 6th graders who have bebos
and look like sluts,
go somewhere else
because nobody wants you here.!!!

9
To the people who send people 20 million msgs a day please stop it, I fuckin hate these msgs they are shit and are a pain in the cunt to delete, its not our fault you've no mates and no comments, just stop sendin them gay chain mails!!!

10
If you have decided to read this,
you are a true bebo Friend.
Real friends read their bulletins.


11
I say you go and pass this on
and maybe it will finally get through people's brains
(if they have them).


12
And if you open a msg and it says something like
"repost this in 100 seconds or a ghost will rape your dog tonight,"
IT'S NOT REAL!
QUIT BEING AN IDIOT!!!!!!!!
PEOPLE WHO HAVE NO LIFE WHATSOEVER MAKE THAT SHIT UP THINKING THAT PEOPLE WILL FALL FOR THEIR STUPID TRAP!!! AND YOU DO!!!!
DO NOT SEND THESE MSGS ON, JUST DELETE THEM!!!



This is a test to see how many people
in your friends list
actually pay attention to you.


"like omg if u dnt repost dis b4 midnte your true love will...SHUTUP U FUCKIN ARSEHOLES!!! shit aint gonna happen"


load of me pish!!


Copy and repost in your own bulletin as
12 rules of BEBO.