A wife got a terrible headache and told her husband to go to the Halloween

party alone.



He, being a devoted husband, protested, but she argued and said she was

going to take some aspirin and go to bed and there was no need for his

good time to be spoiled by not going. So he took his costume and away he

went. The wife, after sleeping soundly for about an hour, woke without

pain and as it was still early, decided go to the party.



As her husband didn't know what her costume was, she thought she would

have some fun by watching her husband to see how he acted when she was not

with him. So she joined the party and soon spotted her husband in his

costume, cavorting around on the dance floor, dancing with every nice

"chick" he could and copping a little feel here and a little kiss there.



His wife went up to him and being a rather seductive babe herself, he left

his new partner high and dry and devoted his time to her. She let him go

as far as he wished, naturally, since he was her husband.



After more drinks he finally whispered a little proposition in her ear and

she agreed, so off they went to one of the cars and made passionate love

in the back seat.



Just before unmasking at midnight, she slipped away and went home and put

the costume away and got into bed, wondering what kind of explanation he

would make up for his outrageous behavior.



She was sitting up reading when he came in, so she asked what kind of time

he had. "Oh, the same old thing. You know I never have a good time when

you're not there." Then she asked, "Did you dance much?"



He replied, I'll tell you, I never even danced one dance. When I got

there, I met Pete, Bill Brown and some other guys, so we went into the

spare room and played poker all evening." You must have looked really

silly wearing that costume playing poker all night!" she said with

unashamed sarcasm. To which the husband replied, "Actually, I gave my

costume to your brother, apparently he had the time of his life.

A married couple in their early 60s was out celebrating their 35th wedding anniversary in a quiet, romantic little restaurant.
Suddenly, a tiny yet beautiful fairy appeared on their table and said, "For being such an exemplary married couple and for being faithful to each other for all this time, I will grant you each a wish."
"Oh, I want to travel around the world with my darling husband" said the wife. The fairy waved her magic wand and - poof! - two tickets for the Queen Mary II luxury liner appeared in her hands.
Then it was the husband's turn. He thought for a moment and said: "Well, this is all very romantic, but an opportunity like this will never come again. I'm sorry my love, but my wish is to have a wife 30 years younger than me."
The wife, and the fairy, were deeply disappointed, but a wish is a wish...So the fairy waved her magic wand and - poof! - the husband became 92 years old.

The moral of the story:

Men who are ungrateful bastards should remember fairies are female!!!!