Are you ready to spill your guts?
BRING IT ON!

Would your mum care if she found condoms in your room?
Nah.

Your phone is ringing. It's the person you fell hardest for, what do you say?
I'd say: "Look at me now..."

Did you speak to your father today?
Yeah.

If you HAD to kiss someone right now, who would it be?
That's obvious, my boyfriend.

What do you think about the weather?
Snowing right now, which is ace but I want it to ease off for next week!

Are you ticklish?
ALL THE TIME.

Who's car were you in last?
Mums.

Have you ever slapped someone?
Maybe

What's the time?
13:20

The date?
22/12/09

How many people do you trust with everything?
1, myself.

What was the last thing you drank?
Juice. Cause I'm so mad.

Have you ever been asked out by someone you didn't want to be with?
Haha, aye!

Is there anyone you want to come see you?
Of course there is.

Name one thing you love about winter?
Frost on the ground and the leaves.

Name one stupid thing you did today?
Not get out of my pjamas?

When showering, do you start the water and then get in, or get in then start it?
Start the water then hop in.

Do you kiss with your eyes open or closed?
Closed.

Does anything on your body itch right now?
Shoulder.

Does every family have a crazy uncle?
Nope, because I have a crazy auntie (who is ace.)

Do you find it hard to trust others?
Yes, but it doesn't bring me down or anything.

Have you kissed the last person you texted?
Caffwin, no.

Would you kiss an ugly person for $1,000?
I would because I'm a bastard.

Do you always find it cute when a girl/guy calls you babe/baby?
Yeah ^_^

How did you feel when you woke up?
Lonely no-one to cuddle.

Are you planning to go see a movie anytime soon?
Probably not, but now you mension it, LETS GO

Do you like being single?
Not usually, but when you first become single it feels quite liberating and means I can get space to myself. Then it gets shit.

Whats your current problem?
Need to paint things for peoples xmas presents.

Are you a shy person?
When meeting families, yes, usually.

Did you have a good day today?
Nah, it's been boring.

Who do you text the most?
Catty or H.

Are you happy right now?
In general, yes.

Seven days from now will you be in a relationship?
Yes

When was the last time you changed in front of someone?
Yesterday.

What is your hair like at the moment?
Long and bed-heady.

What are you looking forward to in the next 3 months?
New year, hopefully getting some Uni interviews, Machine Head. etc.

When was the last time you talked to one of your best friends?
Afew hours ago.

Who's the last person that texted you?
Ma.

Are you happy with your life right now?
Yep.

Do you believe that there are certain circumstances where cheating is ok?
Nah. Never.

Do you believe in love at first sight?
I believe in hermetically pleasing features in people that draw eachother together, but not love because that is only being in love with their appearence.

If something was wrong, who is the first person you would go to?
Usually me.

Does the last person you kissed take drugs?
Haha, no.

What have you done all day?
Laptop, took some photos of outside, made soup. Boring.

Have you met someone in the last year who turned out to be amazing?
Ooh yes.

Is any part of you sad at all?
Yes, abit of me is.

Name something you dislike about the day you're having?
Being on my own.

Do you like dark or light jeans better?
Dark; black or blue. Not light blue denim.

1. Standing in the sun, I'm about to melt.
2. Ooho, I need ya, I need ya, I need ya...yeah-yeaaah.
3. Call all your friends in the neighborhood, and get the party started (get the party started).
4. Have you ever wanted someone that you just couldn't have, yeah.
5. Live for death, kill for life. Insanity brings them down.
6. And I dream, of the rain, as it falls upon the leaves.
7. No need to look so afraid, JUMP, JUMP.
8. The Devils of Truth steal the souls of the free.
9. Her eyes red with the slaughter of innocence. But I will prey for her.
10. I believe in a place called Hell, yes I do.
11. My good church is not open on Sundays!
12. You're the one that I should never take, but I can't sleep until I devour you.
13. And we are drained of our colour.
14. I get so cold, when I was young I was already old.
15. Now, tell me do ya, do ya have any money.
16. The road is hard, the fight is tough, we play it fast, she likes it rough.
17. I'm in your life, just might be in your wife.
18. Your soul is ill but you will not find a cure.
19. Don't think, just obey. I'm like a bird of prey.
20. FUCK YOU AAAAALL!
21. Here comes the raaaain!
22. The evil path that you must take, is filled with the slither of snakes.
23. I got a shotgun and a bottle of Jack.
24. I forgot my name, I'm a dirt torpedo.
25. I will give you those things you thought unreal.
26. All I've got is a photograph, you've gone straight to my head.
27. Human liver, for their dinner. Or maybe soup with eyes.
28. I say, "No!" No! No, No, No, No, No!
29. Shake your head, you must be dead if it don't make you fly.
30. Come greet the reaper, you know the time is nigh.

Justin Lee Collins says:
or I may just go to bed because a little guy is hammering in my head

Soph-Pie says:
If in doubt...PARACETAMOL!!!

Justin Lee Collins says:
hey, hey, hey..."If in doubt..." is my saying.
I shoulda remembered...if in doubt...COPYRIGHT.

Justin Lee Collins says:
I will take your advice and see what happens. Go, go, 24p ASDA tablets!

Soph-Pie says:
POWERS STRAIGHT TO THE SOURCE OF PAIN!

Justin Lee Collins says:
ASDA ones will prolly POWERS STRAIGHT TO THE SOURCE OF PAIN...WHILE TAKING A BREAK EVERY FEW SECONDS DUE TO A LACK OF BREATH.

Soph-Pie says:
AND GO ON A DE-TOUR!

Justin Lee Collins says:
THROUGH FRANCE

Soph-Pie says:
AND STOP OFF AT THE MARBLE FACTORY, SPENDING EXTRA LONG IN THE GIFTSHOP.

Justin Lee Collins says:
BEFORE RETURNING TO THE AIRPORT ONLY TO FIND THAT IT'S PLANE HAS BEEN DELAYED!

Soph-Pie says:
SO THEY GO TO THE AIRPORT'S PERFUME SHOP, WHICH AGGRIVATES YOUR HEADACHE EVEN MORE AND DELAYS THEM A FURTHER 20 MINS.

Justin Lee Collins says:
THEN THEY GO TO THE PLANE ONLY TO FIND OUT THEY SPENT TOO LONG IN THE PERFUME SHOP...THE PLANE LEFT TWO DAYS AGO.

Soph-Pie says:
SO THEY SEEK THE HELP OF A FRENCH MAN, BUT REALISE NONE OF THEM SPEAK FRENCH..AND SO, HAVE TO LEARN FRENCH IN ORDER TO COMMUNICATE WITH THE MAN

Justin Lee Collins says:
AFTER FIVE WEEKS WITH LITTLE PROGRESS THEY DECIDE TO LIVE IN FRANCE INSTEAD, SETTING UP A NICE LITTLE RESTRAUNT IN PARIS AND THEY LIVED HAPPILY EVER AFTER...OR AT LEAST UNTIL...

Soph-Pie says:
THE HEADACHE GOT WORSE!! D:

Justin Lee Collins says:
actually it's kinda alright now