canny beat it!

jakeball

pssssssssssssssssss furys on friday?! ARE YOU WORKING? tsssssssssssk xxxx

hahaha. im fiiiiiiiiiiine i have been without a phone since wednesday afternoon.. not really any idea how ive coped but i have my blackberry now, now just have the pleasure of manually readding all my contacts cause i cant transfer them.. ommmmmmmmmmmmgawd a puppy?! what does she look like? im so jealousssssss i melt at puppies. how have you been! ive missed your im-at-work-and-its-shit texts xxxx

alright gaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaayyyyyyyyyyyyy xxxx

haha i like geeks, no need for the metro defence. in fact the metro defence is worse, the metro sucks balls. but i guess when im on the bus i read it over peoples shoulders anyway. yeah it was five fucking sucked that i had that girl following me about everywhere not being able to take care of herself, it got very tiringgggg. im a film geek, i need to start gaming it seems haha. And awesomeee, awesome. I had an absolutely bollocks week so i came home today regardless of classes and decided to have a long weekend frank's forgiven me for being reckless xxx

im glad you had fun and well done for uniiiiii! im still working away, i have tests upon tests upon essays, brilliantttttt. oh nice one! I was going to get an xbox, video games excite me but its even more great how abysmal i am at them, i was trying to play resident evil the other day and i spent too much time getting scared to realise what buttons i was even pressing mannn. the wii is where im at haha. go to furys tomorrow night?! hahaha. i need to get my drink on and i decided you should also feel obliged xxx

how dare your former co-worker provide me with false information! you excited? im envious, i love it there. the life of erin is not bad, sore feet and a cold nose and too many lectures is on the agenda today though, and i'm obsessing over florence and the machine in a musically fuelled bid to get over someone! im an unstoppable force, im telling you. how is the life of neil bar pre holiday yayness? xxx

NEILLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLL how is amdam xxx

i fucked it up man. again. i just cant leave uni. its almost like i just love it too much.
fucking hell.
this round i passed one module.
icant believe it

yeh, good turnout from the jakeballs last night. gutted we were in madissons tho, we could have had a field day if we were in the audi.

shitty dance nights at furys.......


shit

ahhh neil yeah you'll be out for furys wanky dance evening, i cant, i'm moving into my flat in stirling tomorrow, getting up at like half four or fiiiive, and considering thats when i got home last monday morning, its probably not a good idea that i go out. that and everyone i know is back at college and uni too haha. franks going out though, i'll mail you his blackberry xxx

NOT A TOT impressed with your no show last sunday mr. grant xxx

of course it is i've no idea why all the fridayers pass up the £1 drinks, but then again i'm sure the 50p/£1 more is worth it to avoid the kind of people that they hate, and since they wont play system of a down haha!! i'm sure frank's offspring will appreciate that, you could liven things up and give him a wet fur mohawk and throw in some bath salts and a couple of ducks? he told me he loves bathtime, he'll need to stay in longer if he has neil germs
i went on my first bike ride in FOREVER the other day, hahaha. im such a geek but it was awesome, and i've just been spending money i dont have apart from that, im seeing district 9 tomorrow and I was at hospital in edinburgh seeing my gran today, i got a haircut and I don't like it, so fury's should be just great, i'll be paranoid the entire night. its like a long bob. shit. What about you? xxx

ahhh good stufffffffffffff! everyone i know seems to have a cold or flu of some sort these days... and everyone is sacrificing furys because of college the next day, nobody is rebellious anymore, hahaha... and i more or less go back to uni afterwards so how dare they. Ewwwww frank aint made of no kleenex! But i guess, needs must. i'll forgive you but im not sure frank will. xxx

packets of six, does that mean they're like suuuuuuuuper strong? don't faint on me on sundaaay! haha im a self confessed ibuprofen junkie, in other words just a wimp. I'll bring olbas oil and tissues and soothers for you on sunday if you want hahaha xxx

aw no thats pooooor show I hope you feel better soooon, just OD on lemsip and aspirin. xxx