Arite kenny hows u? fit u been up to? x

hi howz my big cuz doing ? thot id leave you a wee comment big hug to your mam n dad xx

I bebo deed kenny?

we need to organise some sort o trip soon i think

aye, he said he'd seen you oot we ane anither on seterday. he said he was pretty drunk by the time he fun you though so he couldna mine ony o yer news. it was his birthday though so he's allowed to be mingo mongoed.

i'[m nae bad. countin doon til my holidays in twa weeks. gan t' norway for a few days, back to the north east, up to shetland and then back to uist. busy busy. i think i've 7 flights in 11 days! and no, i'm nae bloomin covering my eco footprint with planting trees! i'd need half o russia!

fit you up t' these days? how's yer mam and dad? your bird still movin to el weegieland?

x

kenny you there min? or done the houdini disappearing act with sound effects: *poof*

xxx

"Don't touch my tail. You'll get it dirty." Grumbled Albi, quite racistly.

Kenny how the hell are you!!!!!!

ahhhhhhhhhh

I miss Kenny stories about whales with sperm the size of a boot!

xxxxxxxx

well have a ace time awa chasing nessie cous, and give my love to your mam and dad and i will see you all soon. xxxxx

Hello you, hows the phone going? when i left your hoose last time i got half way home and the car over heated to the point of bubbling so i am just checking that the phone is ok cause obviously i am rubbish with any from of technology and i wouldnt want to give my cousin a stupid broken phone. i am on the road for a new car though but that another story. i will be round to hassel you all soon and to catch up.
luv Dawn xxx

haha. emma is a right fud. i was off oot for the day yesterday, and nite. bit o a sesh. so never seen much o emma. spent all day in bed a lil fragile, but mainly just being a lazy prick!!! gd times.

Out the night Kenny?

woof woof!

Well that's a bit of a sill question really, the internet doesn't weigh anything!

hello nah dont think shes seen them, she wouldnt be a happy bunny if she does! hope you are well xx

Parlez-vous le Francais?

I'm scared.

Even more so than usual.

I had a snooze too. Keeping you awake was tiring.

Man....I almost feel guilty for being so annoying today.

Almost.

hey cous, was thinking about Count duckula the day and thought of you, i know why the hell was i think about count duckula i do not know but i thought i would tell you all about it in this message LOL i dina ken, its the weekend.
Love Dawn xx

Oi bender!

I'm nae gan til ye gie me the money!

Hahahaha!

I'm bored.