Danny Gorman
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- Miembro desde: September 2006
- Última sesión: hace 2 días
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24
Jack Bauer.The man the legend
When a convicted terrorist was sentenced to face Jack Bauer, he appealed to have the sentence reduced to death.
The city of Los Angeles once named a street after Jack Bauer in gratitude for his saving the city several times. They had to rename it after people kept dying when they tried to cross the street. No one crosses Jack Bauer and lives.
Once, someone tried to tell Jack Bauer a "knock knock" joke. Jack Bauer found out who was there, who they worked for, and where the goddamned bomb was.
If Jack Bauer was in a room with Hitler, Stalin, and Nina Meyers, and he had a gun with 2 bullets, he'd shoot Nina twice.
If everyone on "24" followed Jack Bauer's instructions, it would be called "12".
1.6 billion Chinese are angry with Jack Bauer. Sounds like a fair fight.
If you wake up in the morning, it's because Jack Bauer spared your life.
When life gave Jack Bauer lemons, he used them to kill terrorists. Jack Bauer fucking hates lemonade.
Jack Bauer could strangle you with a cordless phone.
It's no use crying over spilt milk... Unless that was Jack Bauer's milk. Oh you are so screwed.
On a high school math test, Jack Bauer put down "Violence" as every one of the answers. He got an A+ on the test because Jack Bauer solves all his problems with Violence.
Jack Bauer is the leading cause of death in Middle Eastern men.
Killing Jack Bauer doesn't make him dead. It just makes him angry.
In 96 hours, Jack Bauer has killed 93 people and saved the world 4 times. What the fuck have you done with your life?
Don't ever ask Jack Bauer what is going on. He'll explain in the car.
Jack Bauer once killed so many terrorists that at one point, the #5 CIA Most Wanted fugitive was an 18-year-old teenager in Malaysia who downloaded the movie Dodgeball.
In high school Jack Bauer was voted "Most Likely to Kill the Foreign Kid"... and "Best Eyes."
Jesus died and rose from the dead in 3 days. It took Jack Bauer less than an hour. And he's done it twice.
"Jack Bauer" is Arabic for "I'm fucked".
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Jadehace 4 díashey got my death disco ticket for hogmany !!!! you going???
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Fcuk The Systemhace 4 díasstill game fur friday big yin? av nae fone so no been able tae fone any cunt
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Pete Chace 1 semanahows things sir, no heard from ya in a while mate, hope things are good
... whats the plans for xmas and new year mate u gonna be up to much?
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Natalie
hello mr, remember i said i wud bebo u?? well here it is....
how the hell r u? i'm half planning on goin to orderly disorder on 1st january and i think u shud come. its gna b fun galore. hope ur well. ur the only thing i miss about asda (awww how sweet!) xxx
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Wit Ye Aww Aboot
U up 2 much friday its marricks club night in the old rg's/twisted wheel 11 til 3 and 6quid 2 get in if ya fancy it xx
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Andy Machace 2 semanasawrite danny boy, ye off out e nighty?
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Ronnie Caldwell
Alright mate when do u want to book these flights the tickets for TE are on sale the now.
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hace 3 semanas vía Mobile
Wit Ye Aww Aboot
Yas my soulwaxmas ticket arrived
gonna have my birthday that weekend and probs go 2 octo on the wed but il let ya no details nearer the time xx
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Olliehace 4 semanasHey Everyone should come to the box next friday(27th) my mate alexs band Ildessyen Call are playing! its free entry so no excuses.
They sound like 65daysofstatic/mars volta/tool. last time i seen them it was fucking immense! check oot their wee video...
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=_3VWM...
or this is thier myspace page...
http://www.myspace.com/ildessyencall
Spread the word gonna get as many people to come along as possible!
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LLnicebbtgphaaf
Basically I aprecciate the fact that you respect my house cos some people didn't even mannage that. And I'm planning a new years eve party. You up for it. Just friends. No randoms
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hace 5 semanas
LLnicebbtgphaaf
Least you could do was not be an arsehole and lock yourself in the toilet and scream at people at the top of your voice at 7 in the morning. You went and tidied up on top of that
. Anyway I from now on it's not gonna be randoms. I think i'll have smaller nights with just actual friends. So what you doin for new year?
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Caroline Lhace 5 semanashey x good to see u loving the fro mr gorman as i said my work british gas looking for pplxxcalx ps well gutted to not see kasabian x
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Wit Ye Aww Aboothace 5 semanas
yeh i tried to get one on monday chancing my luck they wouldnt be sold out, but alas they where
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Stevie Dochace 5 semanaswhat you been up to?
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lol hope you dont hate me...leana did it but i let her use my bebo, i still love you! but LOL.....xxxxxxxxxxx
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