Kirk Braithwaite
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Maschio, 23,
871
- Città: Belfast
- Stato sentimentale: Esco con qualcuno
- www.bebo.com/kirkbraithwaite
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- Messaggio personale
- In life there are winners and losers; you have every reason to Be Jealous
- Tutto su di me
- Hi. I'm Kirk...
...and I can bounce a coconut off my abs
...and I'm so tan, I could be the President of the United States
...and I think so deep, I eat religion and crap out enlightenment
...and when I take my shirt off, the spontaneous screaming from all the chicks registers as a 10.0 on the Richter Scale
...and my passport photo looks amazing
...and if they gave out Olympic gold medals for abdominals, I would have eight
...and all of Jay-Z's 99 Problems are me
...and if I had a penny for everyone who looks better than me... I would be broke
Kirk is NOT for sale - RULES OF THE PALACE OF WISDOM
- - We don't like fatties at the Palace of Wisdom
- We don't let geeks hang out at the Palace of Wisdom
- We don't drink diet soda at the Palace of Wisdom
- We don't allow virgins into the Palace of Wisdom
- We only allow real women into the Palace of Wisdom
- We don't need sexual performance enhancers at the Palace of Wisdom… but we use them anyway - MUSIC
- The Beatles and Michael Jackson are so far ahead of the rest. I also like Elvis Presley, The Rolling Stones, Bruce Springsteen, George Michael, Metallica, U2, Bon Jovi, 2Pac, Oasis, Robbie Williams, Justin Timberlake, Kanye West, Kings of Leon ... So pretty much the 50s, 60s, 70s, 80s, 90s and yes, 00s
- MOVIES
- Rocky, Rambo, Enter the Dragon, Kickboxer, Terminator, Predator, Batman, The Prestige, American Psycho, The Departed, Iron Man, Taken, Death Sentence, American Gangster, Usual Suspects, The Wicker Man, Dumb & Dumber, My Cousin Vinny
- TV
- Only Fools and Horses, Friends, The Simpsons, I'm Alan Partridge, The Office, The Mighty Boosh, Columbo
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- Nice food ... Banter nights in town ... Checking out a good movie ... Eating out in restaurants ... Playing pool ... My wee Helen ... Having an epic workout ... Getting a new tattoo ... Sunshine ... Going on random drives ... Or just chillin like a villain with the usual reprobates
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- Early Mornings ... Saving money ... Dieting ... Hangovers ... Queues ... Crap weather ... Spides/Millies ... M Club ... Texting whilst drunk ... PpL hU tYpE lYk DiS ... Journey's song "Don't Stop Believin'" ... Private profiles
- La mia metà
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she rawks my socks :)
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Obsessed With Weights?
1. If, on a job application, under "Previous Employment" you've listed weight training and under "Hobbies" you've listed your actual previous employment.
2. If you've been banned from an all-you-can-eat buffet restaurant.
3. If you've ever made yourself so sore that it either takes you a full minute to sit down.
4. If you've ever broken a bone and tried to "train around it".
5. If you're buying a home and the first thing you look for is where your training equipment will go (not how big the kitchen is or if there's a furnace or running water or anything like that).
6. If you've ever mentally calculated the protein content of a piece of your own birthday cake.
7. If you'd vote for Arnold Schwarzenegger regardless of of his views, policies or even what he's running for.
8. If everybody you know asks you to help them when they move because you can "lift heavy stuff".
9. If you've ever had to scratch your nose in the middle of a set and you've used the weight to scratch it.
10. If you've brought a protein shake to a rock concert instead of beer.
11. If you can remember your one rep max for 26 different exercises but you can't remember your family and friends birthdays.
12. If your fridge has more than 6 cartons of eggs in it at any given time.
13. If, when you travel, you pack an extra bag just for your supplements.
14. If your marriage vows include the words "for better or for worse... or for pre-contest dieting".
15. If you use the squat rack more for squats than you do for barbell curls.
16. If your spotter is yelling "It's all you!" and it actually is.
17. You do bicep curls with your grocery bags as you bring them in.
18. If you need to go to therapy if you miss two workouts in a row.
19. If the thought of lifting a car sounds perfectly reasonable to you.
20. You mix protein powder into your condiments.
21. If you're regularly the very first, very last, or only person in your gym.
22. If you set your alarm to wake up in the middle of the night to drink a protein shake.
23. If you don't even have to set your alarm anymore to wake up in the middle of the night to drink a protein shake.
24. If you've laughed at any (or as the case may be, most) of the points in this article because it describes you perfectly.1 commento 927 giorni
Feel like ive not dropped in with some love for a whiley so here u go
o and apologees again for givin u the cold hehe
xXx
im still in a near death situation
im honestly dying
i think i'll b havin an early nite myself
xx
S L U T
ohhhh i know u did lol
id a driving lesson at5 2 wasnt fun 1 bit lol cant wait for xfactor meant 2 b sumwere but dont c me moving lol do not mention that name to me ever again Kurtius lol time they hit the road b4 i shoot myself lol
Hey!id a ball am soooo dying,shoulda seen the state of us all in work lol
pics r up btw!u ave fun 
xo
Wats happin dude? Hows vodacrap! Big match 2mora! First we wil make the scouse luk like little boys and then we r finishd with them we r cumn 4 u's! Santa cruz and robinho wil b fit! And ther wont b fergy time!
people do keep saying that to me maybe ill get round to facebooking one day.... lol
have sum lovage
xXx
id like to c them do wham rap!!!!!! wahm balm i am the man!!!!!
i literally cant wait to c george
honestlly im a big george michael fan, loved wham soooooooo much grew up listening to them!!!
call me good, call me bad, call me anythin u want to baby but i no that ur sad
love that tune!!!!!!!!!!!
Luv returned floozebeg
My bdays almost over....
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here man i avnt had any mon ey in my fone to reply to ya fuck sake
yea did annoyed me the fellas were there n saw it n z i didnt do anything...so duno,her choice like!
xx
Lucky u ive been in bed al day feeling awful,my sis went n got me max strength tablets from the chemist earlier,dreadin work tomorrow
weekend was a bit crap to be honest...
kelly stormed off at 12 and stil aint reali z y!!
i just stayed til one then came back to bangor n got food n went to bed
did u go to scratch then?x x
i hit reply but this thing is fucking me about lol . so u see that vid ill be like that by next sumer lol . u out drinking again alco lol
Haha bebo was a good we idea u just had three gurlies admiring Ur hot posey picz :p xo
cheers big son...save me doin it, plus thats a good pic of it. It looks even better from that side...much like most of them, i cant actually look at them properly.
yea cant wait,got a new dress n all
aint had a gud nite out in belfast wit kelly for a while...headin to cafe tonite for the first time in ages!x
i know im not either...just check it from time to time,cant believe i became a fb addict
headin to ollies on sat nite with kelly,cant wait itz been ages since ive been up!
im ok thanx,cud be better
how are u?xx
oh shitter i forgot bout that WELL RAGIN
i love the osmonds so i do
class we tune!!
and they call it puppy love so i guess we'll never no
xxx
it does doesnt it
i canny return the love today im afraid im all out, so strap me that one til 2moro lol
did ya go 2 the limers last nite then???
how cold is it? BALTIC TIMES fs
xxx
hav sum love mister cheesy
xXx