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Now- Dave- who he?
Some twat.
Or possibly "that guy in the velvet jacket that's goin' oot wi that' lassie"
or
"that's him- that's the one who did it- he's got that look in his eyes!"
or
"that guy that plays the bagpipes, does 'e no?"
Charmed.
Please enjoy my helpfully delineated "Stuff I like" and "Stuff I do not like" sections, and just ask if you have any questions. God knows why you would...
- Stand-Up Comedy
BILL BAILEY Theatre Royal, Glasgow- 20.08.09
EDDIE IZZARD SECC, Glasgow- 11.11.09- Stuff I like
- Random conversations.
The way buses make the best beds in the world when you get sleepy.
Giant novelty hats.
Owning too many ties.
Draft pepsi which hasn't been diluted by too much ice.
The ingeniusly delineated bus lanes on London Road.
Splashing about in puddles.
Wham bars.
Words.
Farley's Rusks.
Friendly shopkeepers.
The Welsh Accent.
Being busy.
Penny farthings.
When people are thoughtful.
The lonely joy of a wander in the early hours of the morning.
Browsing about shops looking at clothes I'll never buy.
Turboprops.
When you find that you are in fact wearing matching socks.
Writing truly awful songs.
Protests and rallies.
Books, and the smell of new pages.
48 hour days.
The satisfaction of blowing in a new reed.
Patent leather shoes.
Hypothetical popcorn.
Crunching through the leaves in Autumn.
Late showings at the cinema.
Honey.
Applauding, usually for no reason.
Flying.
Most people. - Stuff I do not like
- When it's cold air that comes out of the hand drier.
The egregious lack of legroom on (especially First) buses.
Double breasted suit jackets.
When letters are substituted by symbols that look nothing like them for artistic or commercial effect.
Un-tameable hair.
The fact I used to be ambidextrous but got lazy and am now a plain old right-hander.
Juice "with juicy bits".
When people say Ibuprofen the stupid way.
The character Tom Cruise always plays.
Broccoli.
Having nothing to do.
The way you forget about just how unpleasantly hot summer actually gets.
People who moan about the state of the country but don't vote.
Folk who drop litter when there's a bin right there.
When loads of cars drive past and not one driver lets you cross the road.
The fact that no sunglasses suit me.
The horrible doomed sound the BAe 146 makes when you're making the final descent.
When spiders fall.
Most people. - Books
- Currently reading:
"Fahrenheit 451" by Ray Bradbury
Have recently read:
"Monstrous Regiment" by Terry Pratchett
"The Liar" by Stephen Fry
"The Lovely Bones" by Alice Sebold
"My Booky Wook" by Russell Brand - Quotation of the Moment
- "Men take over. It is probably because of socks"- Terry Pratchett
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Education Info
- College:
- Jewel & Esk College, 2010
- College:
- Stevenson College Edinburgh, 2009
- School:
- Musselburgh Grammar School (State), 2007
- School:
- Campie Primary School (State), 2001
- School:
- Campie Nursery (State), 1994
Work Info
- Employer:
- Debenhams, plc
- Position:
- Food Services Adviser
- Time Period:
- August, 2008 - February, 2009
- City / Town:
- Edinburgh
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Nicked fi' Number 2!
Look at your Bebo Friends and then take the names of the first 12, and answer the questions about them!
1) Rachy
2) Hammy
3) Kieran
4) Aidan
5) Tim
6) Tash
7) Iain
Vernor
9) Kelda
10) A.J.
11) Lucy
12) Pete
Now answer these questions:
Q: Have you ever kissed 7?
A: Everyone has regrets eh...
Q: What's the best memory you have of 4?
A: Not sure, mostly random semi-drunk times...maybe the ill-thought out improvised drama; or before the evening panto, marching down Newbigging singing "here come the lizards"; or that very lazy bouncer in the Standing Order "awright, but you look awfy young!"
Q: When's the next time you're gonna see number 9?
A: Ooh, I'm not at all sure
Q: Is number 8 pretty?
A: Ach, he's alright
Q: What was your first impression of number 10?
A:"Did he really just say that?"
Q: How did you meet 3?
A: I'm sure he was offering Rachy and I a drink, in Macbeth Moir...
Q: Is 11 your best friend?
A: Don't see her enough. Used to be- free periods were awesome!
Q: Have you seen 5 in the last month?
A: I have not
Q: Do you think 2 has a crush on you?
A: No, she's a bit crazy in a fun way- she's not blind or ill
Q: When was the last time you saw 12?
A: That time in Tesco
Q: Have you ever been to 1's house?
A: Of course not, don't be silly...
Q: When's the next time you'll see 10?
A: Again, God knows- maybe from the other side of the fence at an anti-fascist rally?
Q: Are you really close to 3?
A: Pretty close, I'm basically his flat mate...
Q: Have you ever been to the movies with 4?
A: I genuinely can't remember... ?
Q: Have you ever gotten in trouble with 2?
A: Not that I can think of...let's see if we can break a ride at M&Ds...
Q: Would you ever go out with number 7?
A: Uh...no!
Q: What do you and number 5 talk about the most?
A: Politics? History? Clothing? Men? *shrugs*
Q: Do you even know 9?
A: Not incredibly well, but I guess so
Q: Would you give number 6 a hug?
A: Of course, and her little passenger
Q: Are you in love with number 12?
A: I know he'll be gutted to hear this, but no...
Q: Do you know a secret about number 8?
A:Maybe...some Modern Studies lessons never leave you... *coughBurgerKingcough*
Q: Describe the relationship between number 1 and number 12.
A: They've seen each other in Tesco, maybe in passing some other times too?
Q: What is the best thing about your friendship with number 10?
A: Theheatedpolitical debate
Q: Have you ever danced with number 4?
A: Not recently
Q: How long have you known number 12?
A: A fair few months
Q: Have you ever been in a fight with number 1?
A: I can only assume arm-wrestling doesn't count...or tickling fights...
Q: Would 7 and 11 make a good couple?
A: I think Lucy would kill me if I even joked about that one... No chance
Q: Have you ever wanted to punch number 2 in the face?
A: God no!
Q: Has number 1 ever met your mother?
A: Briefly
Q. How did you meet number 6?
A: Bloody good question... She was going out with Iain at the time, I think?
Q: What is the best memory you have with number 1?
A: ..tooooooo many to pick from
<--- just nicking Hammy's answer there- too true
Q: Do you live close to 7?
A: Na, ten minute walk
Q: What is number 2's favourite food?
A: Em...em...em...em....
Pasta?
*ducks*
Did I get it right?
Q: Out of your top 12, which one would you say is the funniest?
A: Aw, that's far too difficult, but I agree with Hammy
That poor turtle... *shakes head sadly*
Q: Who is the most flirtatious?
A: *shrugs*
Q: If you could change one thing about number 3, what would it be?
A: I don't know- get him glasses so he doesn't have to squint?
Q: Say something nice about number 11.
A: Knee-high boots?
Q: Which one lives the farthest.
A: I suppose Kelda; Aidan when he's at uni
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Antonio-John Abrante
I recommend this video, absolute hilarity!!
Nick Griffin telling the truth for once!
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Antonio-John Abrante3 weeks agoRich and successful people at the top and the working class "under-achievers" being the subordinate class. Conservatism is the only ideology for me that mirrors a non-naive vision of human society! That is why Marxism is a "fallacy"
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3 weeks ago
Antonio-John Abrante
What I meant about Marxism and it's use in heaven was as a kind of imagery. Marxism is an ideology that when read about would make your heart sink and make you go and join the Commie party tomorrow! hat is why my naive, 14 year old girlfriend has fallen for it. She is exceptionally intellectually bright but only 14 therefore naive! It seems perfect with everyone loving each other and working for the greater public interest! However as they say in my beloved NI "wise-up"!! The world is not heaven, the world is not ready for this utopian vision of socialism! The world is not some sort of honest and harmonious place where everyone has very rigidly united common norms and values. Also I would make the point that for any society to function there need to be a stratified social structure, some people at the top and some people at the bottom.
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Antonio-John Abrante3 weeks ago...
As for Question time turning into an attack the BNP show (I am typing as I have this weeks QT on the wide-screen TV), I think it was obvious that was going to happen. Last week was perhaps the only time that Mr Griffin will be on this show. Therefore people would have been desperate to get years worth of questions to the man, I knew when I sat down at 10:30 to watch the programme that I was sitting down to the "anti BNP show". I knew that no other topic would get a nose in!
Now for my reply to your comment on the blog thing: You are just about as bad as my beloved Nina for your view on your average Tory. I consider myself a Tory but do not have £10 million stashed away for me when "mummy and daddy" pass away. Very, very few Tories have massive inheritance income so I am completely against your point about inheritance and Tories. -
3 weeks ago
Harkness
Hey
No,I seen you few times round Musselbrgh
Texted you as well
Things have gone a bit out of hand here
I will
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3 weeks ago
Antonio-John Abrante
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I would now like to make a bit an argument that there is a great political need for a party such as the BNP. The BNP raise a lot of important issues about immigration and the "Islamification" of the West. Without the BNP shining the light on uncontrolled immigration especially from within the EU there would be chaos. You know how I feel about the EU!! immigration must be closely controlled only to a very small amount of people every year that we absolutely need (only university level educated professionals). The UK should not be a place to come for all of the Polish working class as well as any other person from abroad (within EU) that feels like coming to the UK. My Polish friend said to me that in Poland, the word on the street is that the streets of Britain are "lined with gold". Well it's a country of golden streets closed to the foreign working classes (god I am so meant to be a Tory!). I sincerely hope I don't sound like I am far too far up my own backside! -
3 weeks ago
Antonio-John Abrante
Hello!
I am a great proponent of freedom of speech for all, fascist or Marxist, Lib Dem or Euro-sceptic, Irish republican or...this is painful... Ulster loyalists
. Though Ian Paisley is a massive wanker! I am having a party when he dies but having a week of mourning when Thatcher dies. On that topic where is she when the posties are striking!
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3 weeks ago via Mobile
Zombie Mummy
Yeah can imagine. Well done tho for doing it. Yeah its hard for her specialy as her best friend is also gay an he isnt being that supportive. Im proud of her tho its such a big thing todo. Thanks. xxx
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3 weeks ago via Mobile
Zombie Mummy
Thank you. Yeah not everyday u get to go on ch4. Ooh wow that must have been amazing. God i would have been so nervous. Im glad all your campaining is going well. My sister just recently came out. But sadly alot of her friends arnt taking her seriosly
. Aw yeah would be great to see u both been ages. Love for uz to meet ivy-rose. things are going great im so happy now i have her in my life. Its hard work but all her smiles make it worth while. Thanks take care too. Xxx
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4 weeks ago
Antonio-John Abrante
Hello there!
Not heard from you in a while, where have you been hiding out?
Just wondered what you take on...I bet you know what's coming...the whole BNP leader on the BBC saga is! Would be nice to hear an opinion from a rare breed, a reasonable socialist!
My view is a bit mixed to be honest! I totally agree that Mr Griffin should have been given the chance to air his extreme views and for those views to duly torn apart for all of Britain to see and that is more or less what happened!
Then again the whole saga has re ignited my hatred for Unite Against Fascism who to me are no more than just a bunch of opportunistic, undemocratic hooligans. I urge all the people of Great Britain to "Unite against Unite".
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4 weeks ago
Zombie Mummy
helooo
long time no speak how are you doing?
omg i seen u an racy on tv the other morning
i had came dwon the stairs id forgot id left the tv on and then i see u both briefly i was like eeeee
ivy-rose kinda looked atme like id gone mad lol
anyhoo how is all the campainging going?
hope all is well.
Take care
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5 weeks ago
Antonio-John Abrante
Anyway the point I was trying to get to about this guy at Edinburgh Uni is that even though he supports Scottish independence (of sorts) , he is committed to Ulster Unionism which surprised me. Though it did draw to my attention that whilst Mr Salmond is destroying a 300 year old union. Mr Adams and McGuinness are trying to create one!
Anyway shall leave you for now with an SNP related joke! take care xxx My mother said during the 2007 election campaign: I would vote SNP but there is something very fishy about their election ticket!!
(Mr Salmond and Mrs Sturgeon)
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5 weeks ago
Antonio-John Abrante
This quote of Mr Sillars seems awfully criminal and paramilitary!! The idea of cell doors closing! Trust me the Irish have been through (over) 100 years of listening to cell doors closing behind them and still have not won freedom for all her people! I have tried to draw parallels between the two struggles but sometime fail to see it. I have met a budding politician at Edinburgh Uni who defected from the Tories to the SNP after becoming disillusioned with Tory politics. He however would favour a federal Scotland rather than an independent Scotland. So further devolution until we are politically separate but still in the United Kingdom. Would this please you?...
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Antonio-John Abrante5 weeks agoNow, about the Lisbon Treaty, I strongly oppose it but that is more because I strongly oppose the concept of the EU draining traditional sovereignty from central national governments to a multi national Parliament in Brussels. I think the EU should have stayed as the EEC to improve economic links between European states but not sticking its nose into the internal affairs of a sovereign, independent state! I personally would want out of the EU, much more trouble than its worth!
I am afraid I cannot really answer your question regarding the policies of Jack McConnell as I do not consider myself educated on such affairs! However I could believe he would come out with outrageous reasons for not having a referendum! -
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Antonio-John Abrante
Hey!
Indeed it was great to see you once more, I would obviously stop and chat but I can see that you are busy entertaining the tourists with your pipes so I quietly walk on by. Hopefully Nina and I will get the chance to have some sort of chat with you one day, we can certainly hope! I think Nina would very much enjoy a debate with you. Although there wouldn't be a debate as you both seem to agree on so much. She is a socialist pro-independence. Though she does hate England with a passion! Maybe you could introduce her to a more reasonable point of view. I have obviously tried on various occasions but she won't listen to me because I am to use her own words "a money grabbing Tory". I should say that all the comments on my Bebo saying N.M. are Nina in case you did not already know that! So you can follow her outrageous comments about Tories and why Scottish independence is a necessity for the future of Scotland! -
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Antonio-John Abrante
I am interested to hear your views on a hypothetical situation! If the SNP were to get their referendum and lost it, what, in your opinion would the future of the party be? Mr Rumbles seems to think they would just keep moaning for independence! He also said that the referendum would simply be consultative so even winning the referendum would only be the first part of a very lengthy battle to push independence through!
Look forward to further debate and have some love, I am sure you won't mind receiving love from a guy! You get 2 luvs because I have loads to give. Too much time spent on MindJolt games last night!! -
7 weeks ago
Antonio-John Abrante
Hey!
Thank you for your lengthy and very interesting answer to the Lib Dem point of view, if only I could have put that to Mr Rumbles. I think he looked uncomfortable enough when I stated, as a supporter of the Union, that blocking a referendum would be blatantly undemocratic!
I support 100% the referendum on independence as I don't believe the SNP could possibly win it, certainly not next year! Though giving the result of the second referendum on the Lisbon Treaty who knows! What a farce and Sinn Fein are just giving up after expending so much energy trying to steer the good people of Ireland away from such nonsense! It really is not like Sinn Fein to give up without a very lengthy fight! Though you know that I HATE the EU!!!! ...



I love you in a different less Mexican way of course.
Rachy Bloody Smiles 1 ReplyBut it's a love none the less. So take it and be greatful!
God! You're such a moan!
Oh... I'm the moan...
That is true...
Yes I'll finish mopping...
Sorry sir!
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