Take the last letter in your first name:

A - I fucked
B - I have
C - I need
D - I sucked
E - I gave head to
F - I got wet n wild with
G - I tasted
H - I played
I - I swallowed down
J - I blew
K - I got down and dirty with
L - I loved
M - I hated
N - I was desperate for
O - I ordered
P - I partied with
Q - I had quickie with
R - I got rowdy with
S - I sold
T - I turned on
U - I gave birth to
V - I stripped for
W - I milked
X - I gave hand to
Y - I aroused
Z - I sold

Take the last letter in your last name:
A - a hobo
B - a male stripper
C - a cat
D - a pencil
E - a naked statue
F - a firefighter
G - a goat
H - a MILF
I - a bastard
J - a male prostitute
K - a clock
L - an adult toy
M - a Louis Vuitton bag
N - a whore
O - a DILF
P - a pimp
Q - a quarter
R - a pornstar
S - a slut
T - a nerd
U - a stuft animal
V - a bitch
W - an ugly fat kid
X - a cheerleader
Y - a gay guy
Z - a pyromaniac

Now take your middle initial (if you have no middle name, put the first letter of your mothers maiden name):
A - and I enjoyed it
B - for a one night stand
C - for money
D - so I could hookup with a jock
E - and I got banged after
F - for a water bra
G - for a cherry flavored condom
H - so I could get a nose job
I - for a vacation
J - for birth control
K - a slut
L - so people would talk about me
M - and it was hot
N - so I could get butt implants
O - for sex
P - so I could go around naked
Q - all for lust
R - just for the attention
S - for love
T - so I could be sexy
U - all for a fat kid
V - and i hated it
W - all for pleasure
X - so I could get a boob job
Y - for lube
Z - all for a hot guy
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DESCRIBE IN ME..
-----------------DESCRIBE------------------
-- THE SHOES YOU WORE TODAY: Nike

-- YOUR EYES: MIX OF GREEN N GREY

-- YOUR WEAKNESS: I DUNNO

-- YOUR FEARS: BIG SPIDERS

--ONE THING YOU'D LIKE TO ACHIEVE: ALL I WANT IS TO HAVE LOTS OF GOOD FRIENDS,GOOD JOB,LOTS OF MONEY, KIDS AND A NICE WIFE.
-----------------WHAT IS------------------
-- YOUR THOUGHTS FIRST WAKING UP: OH SHIT SKEWL

-- THE FIRST FEATURE YOU NOTICE IN THE OPPOSITE SEX: FIGURE,HAIR AND EYES

-- THE FIRST FEATURE YOU NOTICE IN THE SAME SEX: FACE

-- YOUR BEDTIME: WHEN I WANT

-----------------YOU PREFER------------------
-- PEPSI OR COKE: BEER
-- MCDONALD'S OR BURGER KING: MCKES

-- SINGLE OR GROUP DATES: SINGLE

-- ADIDAS OR NIKE: NIKE

-- CHOCOLATE OR VANILLA: CHOCOPLATE
-- CAPPUCCINO OR COFFEE: CAPPUCCINO

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-----------------LOOKS -----------------

--YOUR EYES: GREEN N GREY

--YOUR HAIR: BROWN

--YOUR SKIN: TANED

--OUR HEIGHT: 6 FOOT 3

--ARE YOU GOODLOOKING?: I THINK I AM

--YOU LOOK LIKE?: I DUNNO

-----------------DO YOU------------------
-- CURSE: NO

-- TAKE A SHOWER EVERYDAY:YEP

-- HAVE A CRUSH(ES): YEP

-- WHO ARE THEY:CANT TELL

-- WANT TO GO TO COLLEGE:YERR

-- LIKE SCHOOL: NEY

-- WANT TO GET MARRIED: FUCK YEH

-- TYPE WITH YOUR FINGERS ON THE RIGHT KEYS:

-- GET MOTION SICKNESS:NO

-- THINK YOU'RE ATTRACTIVE: YEHH

-- THINK YOU'RE A HEALTH FREAK: I DUNNO I LOOK OK

-- GET ALONG WITH YOUR PARENTS:YEH

-- LIKE THUNDERSTORMS: FUCK YER!!

-- PLAY AN INSTRUMENT: USED TO PLAY GUITAR





------------HAVE YOU EVER-------------
-- GONE ON A DATE: YEH

-- GONE SHOPPING: YEH

-- EATEN SUSHI: YEP

-- BEEN ON STAGE: NO

-- GONE SKATING: NAR

-- MADE HOME MADE COOKIES: YEH

-- DYED YOUR HAIR: OFCOURSE NOT

-- STOLEN ANYTHING: OFCOURSE

-- FLOWN IN A PLANE: YEP

-- MISSED SCHOOL BECAUSE IT WAS RAINING?: YEH

-- TOLD A GUY/GIRL THAT YOU LIKED THEM?:YEP

-- CRIED DURING A MOVIE?: NO

-- EVER THOUGHT AN ANIMATED CHARACTER WAS HOT?: YEH

-- HAD AN IMAGINARY FRIEND: NEY

-- HAD CRUSH ON A TEACHER?: YEH 1 TEACHER WAS FIT

-- PLAYED A GAME THAT REQUIRED REMOVAL OF CLOTHING? FCOURSE IT WAS LOTS OF FUN WATCHING GIRLS DUIN IT

-- BEEN CALLED A TEASE:

-- GOTTEN BEATEN UP?:NO

-- BEEN IN A FIGHT: A FEW

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