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- Me, Myself, and I
- I know bebo is ancient and everyone is on Facebook or Twittering, but i can't be bothered setting up another account everytime someone makes a new site.
Graduated from Strathy last year as a Chemical Engineer. If you think it sounds boring, well you are...right. Actually i am lying, 5 years of uni has provided me have the coolest job on the planet.
Like i said, i know bebo is passed it but who cares
- Bif of everything really.
- Goodfellas, Lucky Number S7evin, Midnight Run, Casino, Heat, James Bond MI:1, 2, 3; Layer Cake, The Departed, Taxi Driver, Pulp Fiction, Gangester No1, Gangs of New York, Ordinary Decent Criminal, Trainspotting, US Marshals, City By the Sea, Donny Brasco, Die Hard Trilogy, Terminator Trilogy, American Pie Trilogy, Me Myself and Irene, Nun's on the Run!
TV: Still Game, Soccer AM, 24
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- I'm always happy
- Most Missed
- Mark Gallacher 1985 - 2006 RIP
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'Germany are a very difficult team to play...they had 11 internationals out there today.' - Steve Lomas
'Sometimes in football you have to score goals.' - Thierry Henry
'I would not be bothered if we lost every game as long as we won the league.' - Mark Viduka
'Without being too harsh on David Beckham, he cost us the match.'
- Ian Wright
'I was surprised, but I always say nothing surprises me in football.'
- Les Ferdinand
'There's no in between - you're either good or bad. We were in between.'
- Gary Lineker
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01 Chuck Norris' tears cure cancer. Too bad he has never cried.
02 Chuck Norris counted to infinity - twice.
03 Chuck Norris does not hunt because the word hunting infers the probability of failure. Chuck Norris goes killing.
04 If you can see Chuck Norris, he can see you. If you can't see Chuck Norris you may be only seconds away from death.
05 Chuck Norris sold his soul to the devil for his rugged good looks and unparalleled martial arts ability. Shortly after the transaction was finalized, Chuck roundhouse kicked the devil in the face and took his soul back. The devil, who appreciates irony, couldn't stay mad and admitted he should have seen it coming. They now play poker every second Wednesday of the month.
06 When the Boogeyman goes to sleep every night he checks his closet for Chuck Norris.
07 Chuck Norris built a time machine and went back in time to stop the JFK assassination. As Oswald shot, Chuck Norris met all three bullets with his beard, deflecting them. JFK's head exploded out of sheer amazement.
08 Chuck Norris has already been to Mars; that's why there are no signs of life there.
09 They once made a Chuck Norris toilet paper, but it wouldn't take shit from anybody.
10 A blind man once stepped on Chuck Norris' shoe. Chuck replied, "Don't you know who I am? I'm Chuck Norris!" The mere mention of his name cured this man blindness. Sadly the first, last, and only thing this man ever saw, was a fatal roundhouse delivered by Chuck Norris.
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"Cliff Lazarenko's idea of exercise is a firm press on a soda siphon."
"Bristow reasons; Bristow quickens; aaaaah Bristow!"
"We couldn't have more excitement if Elvis walked in and asked for a chip sandwich."
"William Tell could take an apple off your head, Taylor could take out a processed pea."
"That was like throwing three pickled onions into a thimble!"
"Darts players are probably a lot fitter than most footballers in overall body strength"
"He may practice 12 hours a day, but he's not shy of the burger van!"
"It's just like taking a sausage from a boy in a wheelchair."
"The players are under so much duress, it's like duressic park out there!"
"He's as cool as a prized marrow!"
"Keith Deller is like Long John Silver - he's badly in need of another leg."
"The atmosphere is so tense, if Elvis walked in ,with a portion of chips....... you could hear the vinegar sizzle on them"
Under that heart of stone beat muscles of pure flint."
"He's playing out of his pie crust."
"He looks about as happy as a penguin in a microwave."
"If we'd had Phil Taylor at Hastings against the Normans, they'd have gone home."
"Here's Baxter doing a cock-a-leekie soup job on Ovens!"
"Rod now looking like Kevin Costner when he was told the final cost of Waterworld."
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