Mary
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BEST SHORT JOKE OF THE YEAR...!
A 3-year-old boy examined his testicles while taking a bath.
"Mom", he asked, "Are these my brains?"
"Not yet ," she replied.
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ALL ABOUT WOMEN
The Silent Treatment
A man and his wife were having some problems at home and were giving each other the silent treatment. Suddenly, the man realized that the next day, he would need his wife to wake him at 5:00 AM for an early morning business flight.
Not wanting to be the first to break the silence (and LOSE), he wrote on a piece of paper, "Please wake me at 5:00 AM " He left it where he knew she would find it.
The next morning, the man woke up, only to discover it was 9:00 AM and he had missed his flight. Furious, he was about to go and see why his wife hadn't wakened him, when he noticed a piece of paper by the bed. The paper said, "It is 5:00 AM .. Wake up."
Men are not equipped for these kinds of contests
WIFE VS. HUSBAND
A couple drove down a country road for several miles, not saying a word. An earlier discussion had led to an argument and neither of them wanted to concede their position.
As they passed a barnyard of mules, goats, and pigs, the husband asked sarcastically, "Relatives of yours?"
"Yep," the wife replied , " in-laws"
WOMEN'S REVENGE
"Cash, check or charge?" I asked, after folding items the woman wished to purchase.
As she fumbled for her wallet I noticed a remote control for a television set in her purse.
"So, do you always carry your TV remote?" I asked.
"No," she replied, " but my husband refused to come shopping with me, and I figured this was the most evil thing I could do to him legally."
W O R D S
A husband read an article to his wife about how many words women use a day. 30,000 to a man's 15,000.
The wife replied, "The reason has to be because we have to repeat everything to men...
The husband then turned to his wife and asked, "What?"
CREATION
A man said to his wife one day, "I don't know how you can be
so stupid and so beautiful all at the same time.
" The wife responded, "Allow me to explain.
God made me beautiful so you would be attracted to me;
God made me stupid so I would be attracted to you!
WHO DOES WHAT
A man and his wife were having an argument about who should brew the coffee each morning.
The wife said, "You should do it, because you get up first,
and then we don't have to wait as long to get our coffee."
The husband said, " You are in charge of cooking around here and you should do it, because that is your job, and I can just wait for my coffee."
Wife replies, "No, you should do it, and besides, it is in the Bible that the man should do the coffee."
Husband replies, "I can't believe that, show me." So she fetched the Bible, and opened the New Testament
and showed him at the top of several pages, that it indeed says ..........."HEBREWS"
God may have created man before woman,
but there is always a rough draft before the masterpiece
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LIFE as WE KNOW IT!!...
As we grow up, we learn that even the one person that wasn't supposed to ever let you down probably will. You will have your heart broken probably more than once and it's harder every time. You'll break hearts too, so remember how it felt when yours was broken. You'll fight with your best friend. You'll blame a new love for things an old one did. You'll cry because time is passing too fast, and you'll eventually lose someone you love. So take many pictures, laugh alot, and love like you've never been hurt because every sixty seconds you spend upset is a minute of happiness you'll never get back.
Don't be afraid that your life will end,
be afraid that it will never begin.
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3 Wochen her
Ainsley Schwalger
hello big sista.
long time hear. hows things with you and the family??
gots go but keep intouch
love ya
member this photo??
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Ainsley Schwalger4 Wochen her
hey sis. hows you? long time no hear
hope everythings well with you and the family.
keep intouch.
love you guys.
I miss those nights
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4 Wochen her
Sabrina Utai-Mataipule
Hi Mary,
Thanks for stopping by, sorry it's been month's since I've checked this page, I don't really have time to go on it anymore, I'm not sure wat's happened to Isa page, she's probably 2 busy to be bothered, I'll tell her you asked for the fat cow anyway, I see you guys have settled in Oz quite well & it's good 2 c pics of u's & kids looking all down under'ish well, 2 answer ur Q's ...yes! I'm still in NZ with my family, moving 2 our own place very soon, & expecting twins so yeah! life's great for me at the mo' but my poor hubby's working xtra hard for da mulla's as they do hey!! take care & much love for u & family..alofa aku i le vasti lea o Mafu wen u hear from her
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4 Wochen her
Trina Marona
Hey cuz,
Howz things? Hope all is gud a ea? Just wanna stop to give our alofarings to you guys...the kids have grown! Oka just like minez....pretty soon no more kids in my house! lol love to errbody!
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6 Wochen her
Davina
nice pic of Twila,Hi Uila,kalofa e gai kids,misia lava,they must miss me too,the one who growls and worries about her furniture etc - hehehe,
all is good, can't wait to get this over n done with, wanna vodka already! kau mafai ea ma kusikusi mai, i mean you have no excuse - seriously!! -
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7 Wochen her
Victoria Cowan
hey Maryane ,
How are goin in Australia? Have you heard about Samoa? Man that is sad the poor peple over there. I hope all family ar ok well take care sis love you.
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9 Wochen her
Ilia
Hey Cuz!!!
Yes it has been too long!!!! & yes I have finally joined motherhood & I absolutely Love it!!! can't wait to have more!!! oh & can I say that your children are absolutely stunners!!! seriously cuz you have all the Next Top Models right there!
Definitely hope to catchup next year! Hope all is well, Love to your beautiful Family xx from all of us xoxox
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Davina9 Wochen her
puti! you cut your hair???i have missed out on something like 2 mnths of bebo and everything else happening around the world - yes ,i was that sick,worse than when i was with Saiah,so this will be it for me. slowly getting my strength back and at the same time this pc had been fkd. all good now. how are you guys?
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10 Wochen her
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10 Wochen her
Shalom
hi darling
that was fast ahahaha i just uploaded those...hope all is good with you and the family
alofa aku
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13 Wochen her
via Handy
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18 Wochen her
Victoria Cowan
Hey Maryanne'
Hows life in Aussie is the greatest place to be like what everyones talking about or is ir ok. Just wishing you and family the best. Hope you come back soon and catch up . well take care sis alofas out to you
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Exotic Samoan19 Wochen herJust wanted to stop by and show some love... take care and lots of luv for all of you!
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21 Wochen her
Patty L
Hey Cuz just stopping by to say hi and to see how things are wiv use.
Anyways hope all is well so what you been up to
well get back me to me and let me know how things are please send our luv to your hubby and your beautiful kids and let me know what your home number is so i can ring you.
PS Godbless and takecare
Much luv Trish,Willy and our boys
Mwah mwah
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Davina21 Wochen her
vasti, there is a thing called a phone! anyway, not to worry, keep forgetting to rave thru your box for your stuff to send over,i hardly ever have time, so so busy these days, the recession is not affecting us at all which is good i must say. ova le malulu n wet, le fia oso ai se mea but in saying that, we 'll be starting pretty soon, rugby kicks off today at 3pm with the Manu n Tonga and then so on with the AB's... all is well, still miss you guys heaps. oi, ia finally went for my RL the other day and passed,so i guess i can now say i'm legal - yay. o a mai oukou? r you still gon' look for a job? ia, thanks for the bday wishes, sau fo'i le makua ae le'i koe fiki a se laki, never mind....ia, suga, lofa aku i le 3T's...next time we chat, i'll be at a fale in Lalomanu with a pina colada in my hand....
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Roscoe22 Wochen herYo Maryanne :-),
Hows things going lady? Have you fully settled into being in Perth now?
Must have been nice having my olds visit you not too long ago...nice to see some familiar faces huh!
Well, I hope your all good and enjoying life over there..love to all, take care.
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22 Wochen her
Davina
vasti! how are you guys? leva le koe maua mai se kala, so,how's life down under? better or not much diff at all? how are the twiddles? still miss you guys lots, esp. when it comes to boozing, not much of that these days, is very a cold at the mo' . counting down the wks , can't wait...looking forward to some heat best believe...ok, hope to catch up soon, love to all.
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24 Wochen her
Inna Schwalger
Hi sister!!!
Nothing to exciting over here. HOw are things across the Tasman? Hows are you guys? Kids settled into school yet?
What you doing for your birthday?
Miss us much huh!! hehehehe. Juss kidding! Whats the latest anyway?
We got another plardy social this week.On your birthday! hehehe. Come home for your birthday? lol!
Love and miss you.
xox
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Ainsley Schwalger27 Wochen her
hey mary,
guess what?
do you remember Te'i? that one with the eye?
she works with me now!
fah small world but it was good talking to you though.
take care
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just quickly passing by and saying hello to all my friends.....
Anna Palepoi 0 Antwortenhow are you and the fam?
alfoa atu and happy fathers day ia shane
...HEY KIRL,JST GAVE U A HERT 4 DA DAY
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Sayonara Daniel Tui 0 AntwortenHey Maryanne...hope you had a wonderful b'day. Sorry I'm a bit late with my b'day message, better late than never!!
Roscoe 0 AntwortenHopefully you can come down to Hamilton with us next weekend and I'll buy you a b'day cocktail!!
Love ya xox